A billion dolllar bounty on Osama's head!?!?!?

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  • eRock
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2001
    • 3112

    #1

    A billion dolllar bounty on Osama's head!?!?!?

    Not 100% sure about this, but I just heard the news mention it!
    It'd be worth it!
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  • eRock
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2001
    • 3112

    #2
    Okay...a bunch of Fortune 500 company owners have spent at least 50 million in weapons and whatnot & have already hired a bounty hunter & are willing to pay him or whoever a billion dollars for Osama's head.
    That's what was reported at least.
    Way to go!
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    • TheFLY
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jan 2001
      • 11856

      #3
      Wow for real...? a billion for his head?

      How about a free Adult.com hat to anyone that can prove they gave Osama crabs...

      Anyway a Bin Laden head would be a perfect addition to the Smithsonian...

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      • eRock
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2001
        • 3112

        #4
        Obviously, you're being sarcastic, but at least it's good to hear even more people coming togethr!
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        • TheFLY
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2001
          • 11856

          #5
          Hmm... if we really want him dead... why don't we engineer some kind of airborn contagen that latch onto only his DNA and fuck him up real bad...

          or how about we offer to spare his life for 50 million if he agrees to live confined to a cell inside Universal Studio's new World Trade Center Simulator...

          Maybe we can build his cell into the simulator -- we can hook up wires to his central nervous system -- and he can re-live the events of the terrorism in virtual reality over and over again... We can even add new programs like "Anthrax Sensation!" and "Nuclear Meltdown Madness!" -- then we can charge admission -- and watch him go crazy...

          Or we could put him in the ring with Mike Tyson and we can watch him get his ass kicked and we won't even get upset if he gets his ears bit off! I can hear the crowds roaring now! CHEW CHEW CHEW! Rah Rah Rah!

          Or we could make him a regular guest on the Rosanne show... that would be torture!

          Haha I am demented...

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          • eRock
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            • Apr 2001
            • 3112

            #6
            More like a geek...
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