In need of max. creativity

**Jamdin** · 10-01-2001, 06:29 PM

Easy fix: use sports-related terms such as:
1) Walking with the waterboy
2) Coach made me do it
3) I miss the Big Game for this?
4) I said go long not bang a gong
5) Cheerleaders are turning the other team on
6) Touchdown
7) I is here on a foozball scholarship
8) Tackle the guy with the ball not the one with biggest ones
9) Run the other way!
10) Run Forrest Run
11) Coach Sissy
12) I was a drill sgt until I became a coach so drop & give 150
13) The one with the strips is not a zebra
14) We made it home from the game okay...oh, we were already home
15) Home 55 Vistors 0
16) 00 is my favorite number
17) I want to be a pro someday
18) I'll graduate when I blow my knee out
19) Gatorade run
20) I played four years of high school & now I'm stuck playing four years of college football
21) They told me this college had a rodeo
22) The university gave me a car just to catch a little ball

Hope this helps some way

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**Rivux** · 10-01-2001, 08:12 PM

Jamdin - I really like those..hahaha, good job

**Jamdin** · 10-01-2001, 09:16 PM

Thanks, Rivux.

Here's some more:
1) Helmet Head
2) Jock itch made me what I am today
3) One used smelly jock - signed by O.J.
5) One used pair of pantyhose - signed by Joe
6) ...And they call it Football
7) A perfect world would be if the Super Bowl was everyday
8) Rabid Sports Fan
9) My team is better than your team
10) We went to state & got this lousy t-shirt
11) Tip #1: Make sure your jock is not binding
12) The city's sheriff is also the college's coach
13) Heads...no, tails...no, side
14) I kick with one shoe one
15) I ran 90 yards touchdown...the wrong way
16) Wrong Way Jones
17) College...I thought this was still high school
18) I came to college for 3 things: football, beer & babes

**X37375787** · 10-02-2001, 04:22 AM

Jamdin, you're the fucking man !

Thanks a lot for those !

Anu other creative brains ?

**MindWaste** · 10-02-2001, 04:57 AM

How about..

Run Nigga run..

heh..j/king

**X37375787** · 10-02-2001, 05:10 AM

Originally posted by MindWaste:
How about..

Run Nigga run..

heh..j/king

I requested smart brains, not racistic jokes.

**MindWaste** · 10-02-2001, 05:18 AM

I dont see any racism in my joke..

In my train of thought the fact that you accknowlede that as being raciest is worse then me saying it..

Color hate will not dissapear until words as such are just look apon as notthing but what they are words..

Thats just what I think..

**Jamdin** · 10-02-2001, 06:42 AM

You're welcome, Equinox. Glad I could help.

**X37375787** · 10-02-2001, 07:49 AM

Originally posted by MindWaste:
I dont see any racism in my joke..

In my train of thought the fact that you accknowlede that as being raciest is worse then me saying it..

Color hate will not dissapear until words as such are just look apon as notthing but what they are words..

Thats just what I think..

True, I apologize. I will still not use your term as a title, sorry

**Theo** · 10-02-2001, 12:14 PM

1.renamed to Equifax
2.Are you threatening me punk?
3.Lane, are you inside my computer?

**Amputate Your Head** · 10-02-2001, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
1.renamed to Equifax
2.Are you threatening me punk?
3.Lane, are you inside my computer?

4. Huh?
5. Stop Crying.
6. Indeed.
7. I'm Soul_Rebel! I'm somebody!

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**X37375787** · 10-02-2001, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
1.renamed to Equifax
2.Are you threatening me punk?
3.Lane, are you inside my computer?

ROFL @ Soul

In need of max. creativity

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