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  • luv$
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    • Dec 2004
    • 6158
    #1

    So this 5 year old walks in on her parents having sex...

    And the mother sees her almost immediately, and ushers her out of the room...

    After the parents get dressed in a hurry, the mother comes out to have a chat with her...

    "Mommy and daddy love each other very much, and we do this because daddy's stomach is so large" she explains, "Mommy has to bounce on it to make sure it stays down."

    The little girl shakes her head and says "That's gonna be hard to do, mom!"

    "Why is that sweetie?" asks the mother.

    And the little girl says, "Because the neighbor lady keeps coming over and blowing it back up!"




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        • BoyAlley
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          rofl that's a good one!

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            • L0rdJuni0r
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                    • EZRhino
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                      nice one

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                        • Greg MissionD
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                          Not bad at all, sent that out to a few other people too...
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                            • madawgz
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                              great joke
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                                • Mike_AWP
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                                  • Apr 2006
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by luv$
                                  And the mother sees her almost immediately, and ushers her out of the room...

                                  After the parents get dressed in a hurry, the mother comes out to have a chat with her...

                                  "Mommy and daddy love each other very much, and we do this because daddy's stomach is so large" she explains, "Mommy has to bounce on it to make sure it stays down."

                                  The little girl shakes her head and says "That's gonna be hard to do, mom!"

                                  "Why is that sweetie?" asks the mother.

                                  And the little girl says, "Because the neighbor lady keeps coming over and blowing it back up!"









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                                    • CaptainWolfy
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                                      #10
                                      hahaha lol thats very funny

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                                        • xclusive
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                                            • Fucked Beyond Repair
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                                              #12
                                              Great!

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                                                    • tyler.
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                                                      Buahahaha that was awesome !

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                                                        • ffmihai
                                                          keep walking...
                                                          • Jun 2002
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                                                          #15
                                                          Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha thats a great one thanks!

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                                                            • Ladis
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                                                              #16
                                                              thats a good one
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                                                                              hahahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
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                                                                                • gangbangjoe
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                                                                                      Lol... that was just great!


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                                                                                        • eMonk
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                                                                                          <laughz> i like that one. rock on!

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                                                                                              rofl thats nice ...

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                                                                                                    • gooddomains
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                                                                                                      fucking funny

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                                                                                                        • Pete-KT
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                                                                                                          oldie but goodie

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                                                                                                              Thanks for the laugh
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                                                                                                                  LOL
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                                                                                                                    • lagwagon
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                                                                                                                      hahahah nice.

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                                                                                                                        • reynold
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                                                                                                                          lmao, this one really is hilarious. thanks man!

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                                                                                                                            • cranki
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                                                                                                                              hahahhahaaaa

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                                                                                                                                  Hahahahahhahah that's great!

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                                                                                                                                          hahah, that was awesome
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                                                                                                                                              Nice 5678

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                                                                                                                                                      old one but a classic!
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                                                                                                                                                          Bump for some giggles :p
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                                                                                                                                                                  Mommy? Why does Daddy have two things down there?

                                                                                                                                                                  What do you mean honey? Daddy only has one thing.

                                                                                                                                                                  No he has two things! The little one he uses to pee and the big one he brushes the baby sitter's teeth with.

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                                                                                                                                                                      hahahaha good one
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