How do you pass A DRUG test?

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  • Malicious Biz
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2005
    • 4575

    #1

    How do you pass A DRUG test?

    I have to take one in a few days for this cashier job at Home Depot I'm trying to get. anyone got any good links or herbal tea or something I could check out?
  • poondaddy
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2006
    • 211

    #2
    I think you'd be better off failing it

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    • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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      • Jan 2004
      • 16502

      #3
      drink 3 cups of water, do the hokey pokey, rub your belly, and repeate these words for 5 minutes "theres no place like home" and you will be free and have clean pee

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      • Malicious Biz
        So Fucking Banned
        • Mar 2005
        • 4575

        #4
        Originally posted by poondaddy
        I think you'd be better off failing it

        fuck that this is a sweet job dude... all I'lll have to do is push buttons on a register and answer questions old people ask. All I have to do is pass the drug test and I'm all in like errol flynn!
        (i linked his name for all you fuck face noobs that weren't around in the good ol 30's)

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        • Rebecca Love
          Skinemax BQueen
          • Jul 2004
          • 2145

          #5
          Dont do drugs.


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          • Malicious Biz
            So Fucking Banned
            • Mar 2005
            • 4575

            #6
            Originally posted by Rebecca Love
            Dont do drugs.
            BUT JOO JUS KNOW I GOTS TA GETS MUH SMOKE ON!

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            • Monique Niccole
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 5653

              #7
              You pass it by staying clean, you dirty hippie.

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              • BoyAlley
                So Fucking Gay
                • Nov 2004
                • 19714

                #8
                Originally posted by Rebecca Love
                Dont do drugs.
                Smart Woman.

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                • Agent 488
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 22511

                  #9


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                  • fl_prn_str
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 5736

                    #10
                    tests fucking suck ass......I thought when i got out of school...no more tests.....


                    now a monthly AIM test....I cant win!!!!

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                    • mechanicvirus
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 4135

                      #11
                      I'll let you borrow my pee

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                      • Ian
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 1259

                        #12
                        "drink 3 cups of water, do the hokey pokey, rub your belly, and repeate these words for 5 minutes "theres no place like home" and you will be free and have clean pee"

                        LOL, you forgot that you have to click the heels of the ruby slippers and hold Toto's balls while doing all of that.

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                        • Ian
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 1259

                          #13
                          "SIG TOO BIG!"

                          It's been small enough for all these years. WTF is the problem now?

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                          • fetishblog
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 5995

                            #14
                            I pass a drug test by NOT doing any drugs. Dumbass.

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                            • Malicious Biz
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 4575

                              #15
                              Originally posted by fetishblog
                              I pass a drug test by NOT doing any drugs. Dumbass.
                              I HAVE A SED IT B4 AN ILL SAY AGIAN!

                              BUT JOO JUS KNOW I GOTS TA GETS MUH SMOKE ON!

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                              • aico
                                Moo Moo Cow
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 14748

                                #16
                                take a bunch of your girlfriends birthcontrol pills, it will make you pass the test for sure, but you have to chew them.

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                                • Malicious Biz
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 4575

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by aico
                                  take a bunch of your girlfriends birthcontrol pills, it will make you pass the test for sure, but you have to chew them.
                                  does that shyt rly work tho? I've herd of that b4. it wont make me grow no tits will it?

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                                  • Well Dunn
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 1026

                                    #18
                                    how about not doing drugs? Other than that, drink a shit ton of cold water over the next couple days, keep drinking/pissing, you should pass a simple piss test.
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                                    • Malicious Biz
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 4575

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Well Dunn
                                      how about not doing drugs? Other than that, drink a shit ton of cold water over the next couple days, keep drinking/pissing, you should pass a simple piss test.
                                      naw man just drinking water dont work dawg. that's how I got fired from walmart i tried dat shyt.

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                                      • madawgz
                                        8.8.8.8
                                        • Mar 2006
                                        • 30509

                                        #20
                                        there is something you can buy in a store or someshit that flushes your system in 3-4 days....

                                        cleans out everything
                                        TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                        • Bdiddy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 2456

                                          #21
                                          Just go to a smoke shop (place where they sell bongs) and ask for the detox tea. Follow the directions on the back, and you're golden.
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                                          • Malicious Biz
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Mar 2005
                                            • 4575

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by madawgz
                                            there is something you can buy in a store or someshit that flushes your system in 3-4 days....

                                            cleans out everything
                                            if anyone knows the name of this please reply.

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                                            • Agent 488
                                              Registered User
                                              • Feb 2006
                                              • 22511

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by aico
                                              take a bunch of your girlfriends birthcontrol pills, it will make you pass the test for sure, but you have to chew them.
                                              my buddy henry lee eats his daughter's pills to to pass the piss test for his chicken catching job - he's never had any side effects.

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                                              • bdld
                                                $100,000
                                                • Dec 2001
                                                • 11452

                                                #24
                                                people who take drugs are losers.

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                                                • babsy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 282

                                                  #25
                                                  What the fuck? A retail store forces you to take a fucking drug test so you can press buttons on a cash register and thank a mother fucker for his purchase? What the fuck kind of faggotry is that? You don't need to be drug-free to operate a cash register, it's not like the mother fucker weighs 12 tonnes and is powered by a 800hp diesel engine. It's a cash register. What are you going to do, blaze a scoob and throw the fucking thing at the next customer who forgets to say the magic word?

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                                                  • Monique Niccole
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 5653

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                                    if anyone knows the name of this please reply.
                                                    Golden Seal?

                                                    There's a ton of stuff at GNC that claims to do it. I've never had to take any of them though, so I don't know first hand what works and what doesn't.

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                                                    • mattz
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 7697

                                                      #27
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                                                      I use to always pass this way...even when I have been watched it worked

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                                                      • mattz
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                        • 7697

                                                        #28
                                                        Seriously Do The The Condom Thing It Will Work

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                                                        • Malicious Biz
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                          • 4575

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by babsy
                                                          What the fuck? A retail store forces you to take a fucking drug test so you can press buttons on a cash register and thank a mother fucker for his purchase? What the fuck kind of faggotry is that? You don't need to be drug-free to operate a cash register, it's not like the mother fucker weighs 12 tonnes and is powered by a 800hp diesel engine. It's a cash register. What are you going to do, blaze a scoob and throw the fucking thing at the next customer who forgets to say the magic word?

                                                          yea man i totaly know right? its like motherfuckin comunist rusia all up in this muthafucka i mean shit all im doin is workin th register and handin out change muthafuckas

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                                                          • Choppa
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2006
                                                            • 4079

                                                            #30
                                                            bring on drug tests i say, they even drug test Australian drivers here in Australia
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                                                            • Malicious Biz
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 4575

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by budsbabes
                                                              my buddy henry lee eats his daughter's pills to to pass the piss test for his chicken catching job - he's never had any side effects.

                                                              any online pharm sites out there carry these kind?

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                                                              • swingingina
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                • 199

                                                                #32
                                                                easy answer dont take ddruuuggggssss

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                                                                • reynold
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 51271

                                                                  #33
                                                                  If you are really taking some of it better take some rest and eat alot of good food/ fruits to prepare you for the drug test.

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                                                                  • Mike_AWP
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                                    • 1004

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by LOL :D
                                                                    drink 3 cups of water, do the hokey pokey, rub your belly, and repeate these words for 5 minutes "theres no place like home" and you will be free and have clean pee




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                                                                    • VicD
                                                                      ICQ: 304-611-162
                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 13245

                                                                      #35
                                                                      stay of the drugs is the best medicine

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