I have to take one in a few days for this cashier job at Home Depot I'm trying to get. anyone got any good links or herbal tea or something I could check out?
How do you pass A DRUG test?
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drink 3 cups of water, do the hokey pokey, rub your belly, and repeate these words for 5 minutes "theres no place like home" and you will be free and have clean peeComment
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Originally posted by poondaddyI think you'd be better off failing it
fuck that this is a sweet job dude... all I'lll have to do is push buttons on a register and answer questions old people ask. All I have to do is pass the drug test and I'm all in like errol flynn!
(i linked his name for all you fuck face noobs that weren't around in the good ol 30's)Comment
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tests fucking suck ass......I thought when i got out of school...no more tests.....
now a monthly AIM test....I cant win!!!!
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"drink 3 cups of water, do the hokey pokey, rub your belly, and repeate these words for 5 minutes "theres no place like home" and you will be free and have clean pee"
LOL, you forgot that you have to click the heels of the ruby slippers and hold Toto's balls while doing all of that.
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I HAVE A SED IT B4 AN ILL SAY AGIAN!Originally posted by fetishblogI pass a drug test by NOT doing any drugs. Dumbass.
BUT JOO JUS KNOW I GOTS TA GETS MUH SMOKE ON!
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does that shyt rly work tho? I've herd of that b4. it wont make me grow no tits will it?Originally posted by aicotake a bunch of your girlfriends birthcontrol pills, it will make you pass the test for sure, but you have to chew them.Comment
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how about not doing drugs? Other than that, drink a shit ton of cold water over the next couple days, keep drinking/pissing, you should pass a simple piss test.ICQ: 471859252
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naw man just drinking water dont work dawg. that's how I got fired from walmart i tried dat shyt.Originally posted by Well Dunnhow about not doing drugs? Other than that, drink a shit ton of cold water over the next couple days, keep drinking/pissing, you should pass a simple piss test.Comment
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Just go to a smoke shop (place where they sell bongs) and ask for the detox tea. Follow the directions on the back, and you're golden."..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter
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if anyone knows the name of this please reply.Originally posted by madawgzthere is something you can buy in a store or someshit that flushes your system in 3-4 days....
cleans out everythingComment
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my buddy henry lee eats his daughter's pills to to pass the piss test for his chicken catching job - he's never had any side effects.Originally posted by aicotake a bunch of your girlfriends birthcontrol pills, it will make you pass the test for sure, but you have to chew them.
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What the fuck? A retail store forces you to take a fucking drug test so you can press buttons on a cash register and thank a mother fucker for his purchase? What the fuck kind of faggotry is that? You don't need to be drug-free to operate a cash register, it's not like the mother fucker weighs 12 tonnes and is powered by a 800hp diesel engine. It's a cash register. What are you going to do, blaze a scoob and throw the fucking thing at the next customer who forgets to say the magic word?
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Golden Seal?Originally posted by Malicious Bizif anyone knows the name of this please reply.
There's a ton of stuff at GNC that claims to do it. I've never had to take any of them though, so I don't know first hand what works and what doesn't.Comment
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FILL A CONDOM WITH CLEAN PISS...TIE THE TOP OF IT OFF AND TIE IT TO YOUR BELT AND LET IT HANG BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. THEN POP IT WITH A PIN AND PUT INTO THE PISS CUP...always warm up the piss before you leave to take the piss test
I use to always pass this way...even when I have been watched it workedComment
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Originally posted by babsyWhat the fuck? A retail store forces you to take a fucking drug test so you can press buttons on a cash register and thank a mother fucker for his purchase? What the fuck kind of faggotry is that? You don't need to be drug-free to operate a cash register, it's not like the mother fucker weighs 12 tonnes and is powered by a 800hp diesel engine. It's a cash register. What are you going to do, blaze a scoob and throw the fucking thing at the next customer who forgets to say the magic word?
yea man i totaly know right? its like motherfuckin comunist rusia all up in this muthafucka i mean shit all im doin is workin th register and handin out change muthafuckasComment
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bring on drug tests i say, they even drug test Australian drivers here in Australia
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any online pharm sites out there carry these kind?Originally posted by budsbabesmy buddy henry lee eats his daughter's pills to to pass the piss test for his chicken catching job - he's never had any side effects.

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Originally posted by LOL :Ddrink 3 cups of water, do the hokey pokey, rub your belly, and repeate these words for 5 minutes "theres no place like home" and you will be free and have clean pee

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