my dad's a fucking cockhead!

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  • Evil1
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 3893
    #1

    my dad's a fucking cockhead!

    My mother loves chihuahuas so last xmas, I got her a chihuahua puppy, so I got up there today for mothers day only to find out my dad got her a teacup chihuahua puppy. The little fucker can actually stand under the one I got her. That kinda pisses me off.

    Now how can i outdo his ass? I dont think they have 1 inch tall chihuahua's. Only thing i can think of is to show up with a fucking rotwieller puppy to eat the goddamn chihuahuas.
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    • BusterBunny
      perverted justice decoy
      • Aug 2005
      • 19291
      #2
      think you are gonna have to hook up a fetus to get any smaller
      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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        • Elli
          Reach for those stars!
          • Apr 2003
          • 17991
          #3
          Pay for a visit to the doggy spa
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            • GatorB
              The Demon & 12clicks
              • Oct 2001
              • 18208
              #4
              Get a mouse and cut off the tail and call it a super tiny chihuahua.

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                • nico-t
                  emperor of my world
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 29901
                  #5
                  Originally posted by BusterBunny
                  think you are gonna have to hook up a fetus to get any smaller
                  hahaha...

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                    • BusterBunny
                      perverted justice decoy
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 19291
                      #6
                      Originally posted by GatorB
                      Get a mouse and cut off the tail and call it a super tiny chihuahua.

                      [Props man tries to attach antlers to a mouse]
                      Props man: I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work.
                      Frank Cross: Did you try staples?
                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                        • georgeyw
                          58008 53773
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 9865
                          #7
                          Originally posted by BusterBunny

                          [Props man tries to attach antlers to a mouse]
                          Props man: I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work.
                          Frank Cross: Did you try staples?


                          great line!
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                            • nofx
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 16826
                              #8
                              kill the dog your dad bought for mom, you win.

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                              There's love and hate, theres live or die.
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                                • bulkcontent
                                  Registered User
                                  • May 2006
                                  • 48
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by nofx
                                  kill the dog your dad bought for mom, you win.

                                  WORLDS SMALLEST LIVING DOG

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                                  A dog just over seven inches long and weighing 27 ounces has been officially confirmed as the world's smallest living dog.
                                  Danka, a one-year-old long-haired Chihuahua, is one of 10 dogs that Igor Kvetko keeps in Revuca, eastern Slovakia.
                                  He said he knew Danka wasn't going to grow much bigger and got in touch with the Guinness Book of Records earlier this year out of curiosity.
                                  "I started to think that she was a bit small, even for a Chihuahua and so I got in touch with the Guinness Book of Records.
                                  "Eventually I got back a certificate that confirmed what I thought - she's the smallest living dog on the planet.
                                  "I've been breeding dogs for 14 years and among those a number of Chihuahuas. But I knew pretty soon Danka was on the small side. Now we know what a record-breaker she actually is."
                                  Danka who isn't that keen on dog food only eats a small amount of dry food crushed up.
                                  Owner Kvetko added: "She only eats granules of dog food and even then only two and a half ounces a day."

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                                    • reynold
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 51271
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by nofx
                                      kill the dog your dad bought for mom, you win.
                                      probably that would work.

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                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 16502
                                          #11
                                          kill your dad, problem fixed...

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                                            • madawgz
                                              8.8.8.8
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 30509
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by nofx
                                              kill the dog your dad bought for mom, you win.


                                              you would have to make it look like an accident
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                                                • Choppa
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 4079
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Evil1
                                                  My mother loves chihuahuas so last xmas, I got her a chihuahua puppy, so I got up there today for mothers day only to find out my dad got her a teacup chihuahua puppy. The little fucker can actually stand under the one I got her. That kinda pisses me off.

                                                  Now how can i outdo his ass? I dont think they have 1 inch tall chihuahua's. Only thing i can think of is to show up with a fucking rotwieller puppy to eat the goddamn chihuahuas.
                                                  yeah get a bull mastiff or something and train it to eat your fathers dog
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                                                    • Chichio
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                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 1467
                                                      #14

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