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  • adonthenet
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2005
    • 16753

    #1

    Cool Sentences... Funny once... Post 'em here! :)

    First one I like :

    Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are F.B.I agents.
  • Scott McD
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 67792

    #2
    That's a good one...


    I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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    • TheSpreader
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2003
      • 501

      #3
      "She's so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit just so I could say that I had lunch with her!"

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      • MrKinkade
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2005
        • 619

        #4
        i'd fucking do things to her I wouldn't do to a farm animal


        wanna join the best swingers club in Cincinnati go to http://www.club440online.com

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        • adonthenet
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Feb 2005
          • 16753

          #5
          bump....

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          • MaddCaz
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2006
            • 9483

            #6
            I love pussy.

            BigCocks.com -
            MatureWomen.com -
            Tranny.com -
            DrunkGirls.com -
            TeenGirls.com -
            MonsterCock.com and
            many more... Click
            here to see them all!

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            • GrouchyAdmin
              Now choke yourself!
              • Apr 2006
              • 12085

              #7
              You can't take something off the Internet - it's like taking pee out of a pool.
              - Joe Rogan (as Joe, NewsRadio) 1995/1996.

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              • FunForOne
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 8704

                #8
                "If I can touch them, they are real" - also Joe Rogan

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                • Young
                  Bland for life
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 10468

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MrKinkade
                  i'd fucking do things to her I wouldn't do to a farm animal
                  I would hope so .......

                  such as sex, kissing....
                  ★★★

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                  • Dvae
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 5326

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheSpreader
                    "She's so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit just so I could say that I had lunch with her!"

                    And along the same lines.
                    "I'd eat a mile of her shit to get within an inch of where it came from"
                    .
                    .

                    Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                    • biftek
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 1030

                      #11
                      i like my porn like i like my video games...no story line needed, just cut to the fucking chase

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                      • madawgz
                        8.8.8.8
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 30509

                        #12
                        welcome to the internet always gives me a laugh
                        TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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