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A supermodel's blonde moment

05-13-2006, 10:30 AM

A blonde supermodel click here for pics fell out of a bus travelling at 50mph after mistaking the exit door for a toilet door.

the coked up whore posing as a super model Tatyana Simanava was returning to her seat from taking drugs on the WC.

Instead of opening the door to the passenger area she pulled open the emergency exit and while in no way being intoxicated from the crack she had been smoking she landed on the road.

The 21-year-old blonde was pitched out onto a busy road in the middle of New York.

The driver reportedly spotted her falling out of the buss and pulled over to see if the roadkill could be shagged.

Unfortunately, Ms Simanava was not hit by any passing vehicles.

However, she was rushed to hospital with a suspected broken shoulder and wrist.

Fashion photographer Eric Striffler told the New York Post: "She's a great model... very attractive and sexy in front of the camera but stupid as a door.

"I'm very sorry to hear this news. It puts her career on hold for a while."
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05-13-2006, 10:38 AM

How much crack would one have to do to mistake a bus exit door for a washroom? Don't bus doors usually have windows? Wasn't the scenery going by a clue?
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05-13-2006, 10:42 AM

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05-13-2006, 10:45 AM

I honestly do not even know if you need crack to do something that stupid. I think we all can admit doing one thing or another that just makes no damn fucking sense when we do it.

Some of my more brilliant examples.

Wondering why the freezer is ringing, only to find out I put the phone in there.
Placing a hot cast iron skillet into a super hot oven to finish off a dish. You know damn well it is molten hot when you open the oven door yet for some reason you still grab ahold of the handle to take it out.
Putting your keys in your ignition and starting the car. You then do something else like finish talking to someone and then you hear that gawd awful screetch as you attempt to start the running car.

And the list could go on.

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05-13-2006, 12:40 PM

so fucked up

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05-13-2006, 01:10 PM

"She's a great model... very attractive and sexy in front of the camera but stupid as a door.

im not surprised tho...must be a blond thing

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05-13-2006, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

I honestly do not even know if you need crack to do something that stupid. I think we all can admit doing one thing or another that just makes no damn fucking sense when we do it.

Some of my more brilliant examples.

Wondering why the freezer is ringing, only to find out I put the phone in there.
Placing a hot cast iron skillet into a super hot oven to finish off a dish. You know damn well it is molten hot when you open the oven door yet for some reason you still grab ahold of the handle to take it out.
Putting your keys in your ignition and starting the car. You then do something else like finish talking to someone and then you hear that gawd awful screetch as you attempt to start the running car.

And the list could go on.

That last one has happened to me
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05-13-2006, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

How much crack would one have to do to mistake a bus exit door for a washroom? Don't bus doors usually have windows? Wasn't the scenery going by a clue?

That is what I was thinking too! I could see if she was shit faced drunk, then she wouldn't really see everything, but being cracked out I would assume she would still be visually perceptive. But what do I know I have never done crack, crack is wack and it wacked her ass on the road!

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05-13-2006, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

I honestly do not even know if you need crack to do something that stupid. I think we all can admit doing one thing or another that just makes no damn fucking sense when we do it.

Some of my more brilliant examples.

Wondering why the freezer is ringing, only to find out I put the phone in there.
Placing a hot cast iron skillet into a super hot oven to finish off a dish. You know damn well it is molten hot when you open the oven door yet for some reason you still grab ahold of the handle to take it out.
Putting your keys in your ignition and starting the car. You then do something else like finish talking to someone and then you hear that gawd awful screetch as you attempt to start the running car.

And the list could go on.

The first one happened to me on Friday. LOL Since it is summer again we started our Friday BBQ's at the office. Well I had my cell phone in my hand and was getting a bunch of stuff out of the refrigerator and I set my phone in the there. LOL Spannow walked over and said Loryn, let me show you an observation, and opened the door to my phone in the refrigerator. It would have been a while until I found it again if he hadn't noticed that. Who would look in the refrigerator for their phone?

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05-13-2006, 04:26 PM

Don't bus doors usually have windows? Wasn't the scenery going by a clue

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05-13-2006, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by elitetec

Don't bus doors usually have windows? Wasn't the scenery going by a clue

Are you purposly pulling partial quotes and removing the tags to bump your post count?

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05-13-2006, 04:33 PM

She has a striking face.

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05-13-2006, 04:37 PM

Unless they test her for drugs, she will sue that busline/operator/builder, and get paid.

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05-13-2006, 05:08 PM

I wonder if she was related to this chick.
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05-13-2006, 05:54 PM

someone post pics of her after falling out of the bus.
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05-13-2006, 06:22 PM

She is everything I look for in a woman.

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05-13-2006, 06:23 PM

excelent
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05-13-2006, 06:31 PM

oh, those russian bitches !!!!

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05-13-2006, 07:18 PM

how else are models supposed to keep their figures lol
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05-13-2006, 10:39 PM

What amazes me is the morals of the people who employ these girls and run the fashion modelling circuit. They knowingly employ models who are addicted to drugs, they encourage girls to adopt a life style that is unhealthy and these models they portray as role models.

The added thing is they knowingly send girls on jobs to sleep with photographers, advertising people and company directors. If you ever believed the lower rungs of the modelling ladder were not about the casting couch then dream on.

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05-13-2006, 11:46 PM

Doesnt mean she's on drugs... i never done drugs and i do stupid shit all the time, ALL the time, i can see something like this happening to me...
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05-14-2006, 09:31 AM

Damn.. well it could have been worse.

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05-14-2006, 12:12 PM

Lol... doh!

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