The Adventures of Wonderbed

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  • qcmoney
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 291
    #1

    The Adventures of Wonderbed

    Introducing my latest alter ego... or split personality, depending on my medication.
    http://qcvidchat.myifriends.net/wonderbed.htm

    I've got to quit publishing on iFriends, fuckers takin' my copyrights and all that.

    All of this, including the photo/video, is my original content.

    Gallery owners, would you publish this page as a gallery?

    Everybody else, feedback appreciated and go fuck yourself.

    Aloha! Dorky


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    • Jamdin
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 3560
      #2
      Interesting...but howabout making him sound a little bit more horny? Well-dressed he may be but a horny superhero would be better or even well-endowed Wonderbed sounds like an odd name unless he's shaped like a bed or he's selling beds. Pimpman or Wonderpimp would be better. Also, what's with the birthday cake on his costume? Maybe he should be called Birthman

      Other super porn hero names off the top of my head include: (might have to check to see if they are available):
      1) Superpornman
      2) Pornoman
      3) Wonderstud
      4) Elongated Dick
      5) Spermman
      6) Power Pimp

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        • tenletters
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 2079
          #3
          or CakeBoy... har har

          What about...

          CornholeMan
          WonderPimp
          ShlongMan
          SkeetBoy
          TeeterMan
          SteelDick
          Mighty Bone
          Ass Surfer
          Hymen Panther
          Black Mossy
          Spermanator
          Judge Muff
          or...
          The Qweefing Avenger

          Useless Without Pics

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            • deluxe
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 1434
              #4
              What about the all mighty SPERMINATOR?

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                • qcmoney
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 291
                  #5
                  Okay, the lame clipart is the first thing I could find in frontpage. I definitely need a better graphic ;>

                  I put this together in a hurry, cause I like this girl and I want to help her out. What should I do with her to make the most money?

                  Wonderbed... I was stoned, what can I say?



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                    • qcmoney
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 291
                      #6
                      Okay, seriously, I'm pimping myself out here. I'll even through in a couple of sheep. I'll write, design, do tech support, etc. for anybody who will send me traffic or good tips on how to get quality traffic or conversions. I need to get this girl's teeth fixed, and then she'll be a good little porn pony.


                      That sounded rather evil.

                      Anyhoo, I know I'm warming up this post, but go fuck yourself anyway. (I just LOVE saying that).


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                        • qcmoney
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 291
                          #7
                          www.wonderbed.com is taken anyway. Some mattress company or something. I'll have to think about it. It will come to me in a dream tonight. I can feel it.

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                            • qcmoney
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 291
                              #8
                              I'll even THROW in a couple of sheep. SHEESH.

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