Do you think Jesus will ever come back?

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  • drctfiesta
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2004
    • 1821

    #1

    Do you think Jesus will ever come back?

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  • cranki
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 5162

    #2
    who is this jesus you are talking about?

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    • Dirty F
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 59204

      #3

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      • the real magoo
        So Fucking Banned
        • Sep 2001
        • 1637

        #4
        Originally posted by cranki
        who is this jesus you are talking about?
        He runs the local 7 -eleven
        But I think the spelling is wrong. It should be Jezus, or something like that..

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        • majorbitch
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2006
          • 708

          #5
          Originally posted by Franck
          that's horrible!

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          • Dirty F
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2001
            • 59204

            #6
            Originally posted by majorbitch
            that's horrible!

            I bought it.

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            • Grapesoda
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jul 2003
              • 46234

              #7
              you mean he left?

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              • Fresh
                • Mar 2005
                • 4920

                #8
                jesus comes back all the time. We rotate doobies on weekends.


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                • WWC-Pajio
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 3846

                  #9
                  ....I think you should ask this Q when he leave!!
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                  • Fetish Gimp
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                    • Feb 2005
                    • 1699

                    #10
                    I'm not holding my breath.
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                    • Donny
                      As you wish...
                      • May 2002
                      • 13754

                      #11
                      Hell yeah. You deport him, he comes back swimming. You deport him again, he comes back in the back of a truck. You deport him again, maybe he tries hiding inside a private airplane.

                      Jesus will ALWAYS come back... and bring all his cousins with him if he can! Then he'll take the day off work to protest not receiving citizenship.

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                      • Drake
                        Hello world!
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 12508

                        #12
                        Is Jesus the only person in scriptures that is supposed to return? How about Mohammed? Is he coming back too?

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                        • CaptainWolfy
                          Playa
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 8439

                          #13
                          no..............

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                          • GatorB
                            The Demon & 12clicks
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 18208

                            #14
                            No because he's DEAD.

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                            • Thomas1007
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 5542

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Franck
                              LMFAO
                              and to answer the question, NO he wont be coming back.
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                              • pinkz
                                Mr 1%
                                • May 2005
                                • 1397

                                #16
                                after jebus was re erected theres no mention in the bible of him going again
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                                • Yst
                                  Registered User
                                  • May 2006
                                  • 1

                                  #17
                                  If he does, the Jesus themed content niche is going to explode.

                                  That really should be a joke, but a friend of mine did briefly run jesus-fetish.com (no longer exists).

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                                  • OMG Jim
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                                    • Oct 2005
                                    • 3153

                                    #18
                                    HE NEVER LEFT! HE'S STILL IN YOUR HEAD!


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                                    • minusonebit
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Feb 2006
                                      • 7391

                                      #19
                                      I could easily spend thousands of dollars at tshirthell.com.

                                      Jesus never existed in the first place. Christianity is a scam.

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                                      • madawgz
                                        8.8.8.8
                                        • Mar 2006
                                        • 30509

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Franck
                                        right on!

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                                        • Nylz
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 8285

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Franck
                                          I bought it.
                                          I've got it too.. LOL

                                          and this one:

                                          No sig.

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                                          • Cash
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                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 20825

                                            #22
                                            The question is: will anyone believe him unless he's doing unexplainable miracles?
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                                            • soulboy
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                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 663

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by minusonebit
                                              I could easily spend thousands of dollars at tshirthell.com.

                                              Jesus never existed in the first place. Christianity is a scam.
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                                              • E$_manager
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Apr 2006
                                                • 13557

                                                #24
                                                jesus will not come back.
                                                His is a historic person who died (no matter how).
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                                                • Brujah
                                                  Beer Money Baron
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 22157

                                                  #25
                                                  He came back.. but we shot him down.

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                                                  • x3guide
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 735

                                                    #26
                                                    Bush = Jesus .. what more does the man need to do to prove that. Ban porn?
                                                    Shomer fuckin shabbas

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                                                    • dakota1358
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 2114

                                                      #27
                                                      He better come back my grass is getting awful high
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                                                      • D
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2006
                                                        • 7412

                                                        #28
                                                        But, I don't even believe in Jebus!
                                                        Last edited by D; 05-13-2006, 09:31 AM.
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                                                        • Redrob
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 4791

                                                          #29
                                                          Who says he ever left? I hear his name used constantly...for good and bad.

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                                                          • ChargebackJoe
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • May 2006
                                                            • 356

                                                            #30
                                                            The only thing that comes back is the charge
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                                                            • SilentKnight
                                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                              • 24812

                                                              #31
                                                              If/when he comes back - I'll be sure to thank him for promoting the whole bondage/crucifixion fetish. It really caught on big time after he hung out.

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                                                              • 69pornlinks
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 5560

                                                                #32
                                                                Was he ever 'HERE'? that';s the question
                                                                It IS what it IS

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                                                                • BoyAlley
                                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 19714

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Brujah
                                                                  He came back.. but we shot him down.


                                                                  Poor Jesus......

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