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  • Jimmer
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 878

    #1

    Walmart Scam

    BE WARNED!

    I don't know if you shop at WALMART, but this may be useful to know.

    I am posting this to warn you of something that happened to
    me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

    This happened to me at WALMART and it could happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you
    are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your
    windsheild with a rag and Windex, with their breasts falling out
    of their skimpy tank tops.

    It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip,
    they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to the other WALMART.

    You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex
    with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
    performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
    Saturday, and also yesterday.

    So be forewarned
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  • Hornydog4cooter
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 2859

    #2
    I see that before but still funny

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    • munki
      Do Fun Shit.
      • Dec 2004
      • 13393

      #3

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      • madawgz
        8.8.8.8
        • Mar 2006
        • 30509

        #4
        i wouldnt mind
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        • Jimmer
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 878

          #5
          I thought that it made the rounds, I saw it on a non-adult board and thought that it was funny.
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          • Fizzgig
            Registered User
            • Feb 2004
            • 9649

            #6

            OMFG!
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            • RayBonga
              too cool for highschool
              • Nov 2005
              • 12164

              #7
              I'm gonna buy some wallets and start hitting those walmarts.

              Thanks for the tip

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              • woj
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                • Jul 2002
                • 47880

                #8
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                • minusonebit
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 7391

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RayBonga
                  I'm gonna buy some wallets and start hitting those walmarts.

                  Thanks for the tip
                  Stole the words right out of my mouth.

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                  • aico
                    Moo Moo Cow
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 14748

                    #10
                    Same thing happened to a guy on here about a month ago over at Costco. That's crazy shit.

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                    • Liquid Houdini
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 101

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jimmer
                      I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
                      Saturday, and also yesterday.

                      So be forewarned


                      Which Walmart was that again (just for reference, damnit!)

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                      • SilentKnight
                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 24812

                        #12


                        Good one!

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978

                          #13
                          Lol..I wouldn't mind getting ripped off if that was the case

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                          • surfer on acid
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 778

                            #14
                            how many wallets do you have?

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                            • pussyluver
                              Clueless OleMan
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 11009

                              #15
                              This one has been posted before, but still funny.

                              The hidden meaning = Walmart Sucks!!!

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                              • OG LennyT
                                Wall Street Pimp
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 14345

                                #16
                                Yeah, I like seeing this posted again... funny stuff
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