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Old 06-14-2008, 08:47 AM  
SmokeyTheBear
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i used to own a coffee shop and it had a small loft above the shop. On weekends i would often crash at the loft with my pitbull "gnarly". One time an ex employee broke in to steal the espresso machine ( the thing weighed like 300 lbs ). What he didnt realise was the espresso machine was wider than the door. I heard the commotion downstairs and looked out the window and saw the ex-employees car outside, realising what was probably happening i called the cops then i went outside and ripped out his wiring harness from his car and sat outside with a gun waiting for him to exit. He was pissed drunk so i didnt bother shooting him , plus he really wasnt accomplishing much. The cops showed up just as he popped his hood to figure out why his car wasn't going anywhere. Anyways after the cops did their thing ( 1+ hour later ) i went back inside to sleep and find my vicious pitbull sleeping like a baby , he had slept through the entire thing.
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