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  • RRRED
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6754
    #1

    A big assed bird broke my windshield (pic)

    I can't even describe the impact. I thought I got in a head on and died for that split second. The fat bastard... there's no way he made it. I don't get the crack pattern here. It's totally not broken right in the middle.. my insurance company is probably going to think I'm lying.


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    • BoyAlley
      So Fucking Gay
      • Nov 2004
      • 19714
      #2
      Wow, that's wild!

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        • martinsc
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          • Jun 2005
          • 27043
          #3
          damn... that must have been a big mofo...
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            • mechanicvirus
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2005
              • 4137
              #4
              that's a really weird crack, but windshields have so much layers.
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                • Dagwolf
                  President of Canada
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 23141
                  #5
                  I almost hit a snowy owl once. I don't know how I would have handled the guilt from that one.

                  Fortunately what I got was a really close-up look at a rare and beautiful bird.
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                    • WebairGerard
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 8113
                      #6
                      must have been some big ass bird. how fast were you going?

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                        • smack
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                          • Mar 2002
                          • 10652
                          #7
                          what the hell did you hit? a condor? jesus.
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                            • wil_I_Am
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                              • Sep 2005
                              • 695
                              #8
                              damn... that sucks.

                              Reminds me of the time my brother borrowed a bigass SUV from a friend so that he could fit all of us in one vehicle, and as we were driving by a golf course WHAM. Smashed the whole window.. and no one would take responsibility. That kind of shit kind of ruins your day!

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                                • marketsmart
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                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 20419
                                  #9

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                                    • marketsmart
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                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 20419
                                      #10

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                                        • ronaldo
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                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 5475
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by RRRED
                                          my insurance company is probably going to think I'm lying.
                                          They won't care if you're lying or not. They'll just try not to give you anything...or as little as possible.

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                                            • Tom_PM
                                              Porn Meister
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 16443
                                              #12
                                              Dayum! That sucks. Was it some kid of sea bird then? You look like you're near a coastline there. Some birds are just brainless, so I guarantee it's not entirely uncommon. I hit a morning dove once.
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                                                • Manowar
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                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 71528
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by marketsmart

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                                                    • Peaches
                                                      Old broad
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 13933
                                                      #14
                                                      Pretty view out the (cracked) window though!!!

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                                                        • L-Pink
                                                          working on my tan
                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                          • 39151
                                                          #15
                                                          That's why I have a windshield on my motorcycle, even something like a june-bug feels like a golf-ball at 75 mph .....


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                                                            • Jill_J
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                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 3599
                                                              #16
                                                              lower speed and u'll never face this problem again

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                                                                • WiredGuy
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                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 34515
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Bird killer!!
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                                                                    • sfera
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                      • 8597
                                                                      #18
                                                                      did you kill the fucker?

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                                                                        • Elli
                                                                          Reach for those stars!
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 17991
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I hit an owl last year on the highway. Poor thing. I am still amazed it didn't crack my windshield.

                                                                          Maybe the bird you hit had a bellyfull of rocks??
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                                                                            • Sosa
                                                                              In Tushy Land
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 40149
                                                                              #20
                                                                              ouch, I hate those fucking birds. I was heading around a corner once and had a really big wind coming into the side of me. Blew a big fucking bird into the side my of my escalade and it sounded like a fucking bowling ball hit me. I looked backed and seen the dead fucker bounce off the highway.

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                                                                                • sickkittens
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                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                  • 25100
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Damn. They're probably going to think someone sat on it.

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                                                                                    • BAKO
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                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                      • 18483
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by marketsmart
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                                                                                        • madawgz
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                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                          • 30509
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          that sucks man $$$ for a stupid bird...
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                                                                                            • Anthony
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                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                              • 9653
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Looks like the same damage a rock made falling from a construction truck. Insurance will cover it, no deductible.

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                                                                                                • Pure Evil
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                  • 1737
                                                                                                  #25
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                                                                                                    • Sparks
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                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                      • 2466
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Damn, what kind of bird was it?

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                                                                                                        • sweetME
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                                          • 3162
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Wow, that's messed up...Can you claim your insurance?


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                                                                                                            • 2HousePlague
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                              • 14572
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Thank god for seatbelts -- glad you're safe, RRRED.




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                                                                                                                • gimo33
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                                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                  • 5599
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by marketsmart
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                                                                                                                    • Deraj
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                                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                      • 2790
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Did you happen to see the dick on that bird ?
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                                                                                                                        • Screaming
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                                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                          • 18972
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          did you get a view of his ass to make that label?

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                                                                                                                            • juve20
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                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                              • 2542
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              yeah that happened to me too! fucking birds!

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                                                                                                                                • Honez
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                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 6636
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                                                                                  Insurance will cover it, no deductible.
                                                                                                                                  Not neccesarily. Here in AZ, you have to get an additional glass replacement policy.
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                                                                                                                                    • Choppa
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                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 4079
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      if it was a duck just put it on their bill
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                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 33063
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by marketsmart
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                                                                                                                                            • Anthony
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                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 9653
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Honez
                                                                                                                                              Not neccesarily. Here in AZ, you have to get an additional glass replacement policy.
                                                                                                                                              That sucks ass.

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                                                                                                                                                • Pete-KT
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                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 51532
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  what the hell kind of bird was that

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                                                                                                                                                    • justsexxx
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                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 13723
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Wow I can imagine that scared you...
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                                                                                                                                                          • 28789
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          i like the design on the glass, you should leave it
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                                                                                                                                                            • gecko
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 21846
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              reminds of that porsche accident
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                                                                                                                                                                • The Duck
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                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                                  • 18243
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  you killed the bird and now deserver to be driven over, bird killing mother fucker
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Quagmire
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                                      • 6490
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Its not the bird that damaged the windshield, its the brick the bird shit when it realized it was about to get hit by a windshield.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • majorbitch
                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                                          • 708
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Weird crack! looks like ripples.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • WDchris
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                                                                                                                              • 612
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              I heard they use chicken cannons to test airplane windshields.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Sergio_AVAcash
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  That crack is really weird...

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • ssp
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 7990
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Just admit it, you were having sex on your windscreen!

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Deej
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 24386
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          perhaps a flaw in the glass.....thats crazy it actually broke your windshield.....

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • JUSTB
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 1740
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              wow! I'm glad you're OK

                                                                                                                                                                                              one time in NY my husband had a wild turkey go THROUGH his windshield! The bird was as freaked out as he was.

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