I am now an AMERICAN citizen****

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  • MOxxx
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 3022
    #1

    I am now an AMERICAN citizen****

    Yep....since today at 2:20 pm i am an American citizen..

    I took 5 years but now i can vote,eat hamburgers, drive a Camaro, go look for the weapon of mass destruction, be a free man, wear a mullet, camp out, drink PABST, say " how yaa dddoing", carry an M-16, drive a SUV in the city, Celebrate Cinco de Mayo even if it s not an American Holiday, Go to Talladega, fall asleep during a baseball game, start as many businesses as i want, drive through fast food, pharmacies, dry cleaning, drug stores without leaving my car,enjoy democracy and hopefully make money.

    Jokes aside i am proud to be an American now, this is a great country which gave me a lot!

    Even George W. sent me a letter

    The good part of all this that i ave two passports: American and Italian.....

    God bless the U.S and A!!
    Last edited by MOxxx; 06-12-2008, 04:09 PM.
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    • IllTestYourGirls
      Ah My Balls
      • Feb 2007
      • 14311
      #2
      congrats and welcome

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        • payd2purv
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2008
          • 2727
          #3
          I'm sorry to hear.

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            • tony299
              lurker
              • Aug 2002
              • 57021
              #4
              congrats

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                • Violetta
                  Affiliate
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 28735
                  #5
                  Originally posted by payd2purv
                  I'm sorry to hear.
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                    • DirtyProfits
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2005
                      • 1885
                      #6
                      I want two passports too. Can you always keep your native passport when becoming an American citizen?

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                        • Sly
                          Let's do some business!
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 31377
                          #7
                          Welcome. :-)
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                            • ProducerCashDave
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                              • Jun 2006
                              • 3983
                              #8
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                                • 421Fill
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                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 20659
                                  #9
                                  welcome and congrats.

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                                    • After Shock Media
                                      It's coming look busy
                                      • Mar 2001
                                      • 35299
                                      #10
                                      Welcome and enjoy the perks or lack of them

                                      Point of reference to humor part - Cinco de Mayo should be an American holiday if you really check its history.

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                                        • MOxxx
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 3022
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by DirtyProfits
                                          I want two passports too. Can you always keep your native passport when becoming an American citizen?
                                          I guess it depends what your country regulations are, Italy allows dual citizenship.
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                                            • CarlosTheGaucho
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 9559
                                              #12
                                              Congrats I'll bring horses and a bottle of bourbon next time we meet..
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                                                • SayWhut
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                  • 962
                                                  #13
                                                  Aww Christopher Columbus would be proud right now ....

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                                                    • J. Falcon
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                                                      • May 2006
                                                      • 31587
                                                      #14
                                                      Good post and congrats. You really summed up pretty well what being an American citizen means these days.
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                                                        • DateDoc
                                                          Outside looking in.
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 14243
                                                          #15
                                                          Congrats - I have been here since 1979 and still English. I should go apply for mine.

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                                                            • st0ned
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                              • 8437
                                                              #16
                                                              Congrats on your citizenship!
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                                                                • Makaveli3
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                                  • 73
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Welcome to the states. Glad to hear you coming :]
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                                                                    • Drake
                                                                      Hello world!
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 12508
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Congrats!

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                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 133978
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Congrats on your accomplishment

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                                                                            • Deputy Chief Command
                                                                              Deputy Chief Command
                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                              • 4482
                                                                              #20
                                                                              green card . . green back . . I like burger King . . enjoy !

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                                                                                • Mutt
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                  • 34431
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  nice to see some Eurotrash who realize that the USA is still #1

                                                                                  you officially lost your Eurotrash status - congrats
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                                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 94009
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by payd2purv
                                                                                      I'm sorry to hear.
                                                                                      ...

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                                                                                        • Dirty F
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 59204
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Did your IQ drop with 20 instantly? I heard its part of the process.

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                                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                              • 59204
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                                              nice to see some Eurotrash who realize that the USA is still #1 at being delusional
                                                                                              There you go, you left out a few words.

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                                                                                                • 2012
                                                                                                  So Fucking What
                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                                  • 17189
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  have fun
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                                                                                                    • Axzar
                                                                                                      Random Jackass
                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                      • 1837
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Time to break out your fat pants.

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                                                                                                        • VeriSexy
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                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • stev0
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                                              • 6801
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              You mean a US citizen ;) America is a continent

                                                                                                              But congrats!

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                                                                                                                • potter
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                  • 6559
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  congrats dude. that's cool. welcome to our shithole

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                                                                                                                    • SayWhut
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                                                                                      • 962
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                                                                      nice to see some Eurotrash who realize that the USA is still #1

                                                                                                                      you officially lost your Eurotrash status - congrats

                                                                                                                      WTF .... why are you insulting your ancestors? Where the fuck did Americans come from originally? Come on??? Did they just drop out of the sky and shove the Natives aside?????

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                                                                                                                        • Adultnet
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                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                          • 8713
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          congrats


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                                                                                                                            • Ross
                                                                                                                              Ik ben een aap
                                                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                              • 18874
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              How did you do that? Did you live in the USA for 5 years then they let you be a citizen??

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                                                                                                                                • Adam-NeonDollars
                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                  • May 2008
                                                                                                                                  • 94
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  heh good luck

                                                                                                                                  Nice personalized letter:P

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                                                                                                                                    • Colin Drury
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                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 35
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      congrats!

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                                                                                                                                        • Ashley023
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                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2008
                                                                                                                                          • 215
                                                                                                                                          #35
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                                                                                                                                            • DaLord
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                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 3318
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                                                                                              nice to see some Eurotrash who realize that the USA is still #1

                                                                                                                                              you officially lost your Eurotrash status - congrats
                                                                                                                                              Thanks Mutt. You're too kind to us, the europeans.
                                                                                                                                              If someone just told me sooner that you apparently didn't like us...


                                                                                                                                              Mike

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                                                                                                                                                • Gabriel Night
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                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                                  • 602
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  congratulation mate
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                                                                                                                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 38944
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Well done... Its a long road... I know that, you must be very pleased
                                                                                                                                                      I'll be joining you in a year or two... I'm two years into my application to legally become a US citizen


                                                                                                                                                      👁️ 👍️ 💩

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                                                                                                                                                        • Sid70
                                                                                                                                                          Downshifter
                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 16413
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          BudLight for good now?
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                                                                                                                                                            • tranza
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 57559
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              congrats men!
                                                                                                                                                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                                                                                • Odin
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 2545
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Least you got out of that third world shithole that pretends it's European I guess. Congrats!
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Kudles
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 5477
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
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                                                                                                                                                                        • abadfish
                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 1482
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by stev0
                                                                                                                                                                          You mean a US citizen ;) America is a continent

                                                                                                                                                                          But congrats!
                                                                                                                                                                          Why do Canadians get so bent out of shape over that?
                                                                                                                                                                          Reanna Mae

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                                                                                                                                                                            • D Ghost
                                                                                                                                                                              null
                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                                                                                                              • 9819
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by payd2purv
                                                                                                                                                                              I'm sorry to hear.
                                                                                                                                                                              yeah - nice corny letter too....

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                                                                                                                                                                                • WebairGerard
                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 8113
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Congrats Mo!

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Sosa
                                                                                                                                                                                      In Tushy Land
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 40149
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      welcome, now pay your damn taxes!

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • stev0
                                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 6801
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by abadfish
                                                                                                                                                                                          Why do Canadians get so bent out of shape over that?
                                                                                                                                                                                          Not bent out of shape, it just sounds dumb. Would be like Austria referring to themselves as Europe, or Japan calling themselves Asia. Only place that is a continent and a country is Australia

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • cykoe6
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 4499
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Congrats. Even though I have lived in Europe now for a long time I am still always proud to show my American passport.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • MOxxx
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 3022
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by IllTestYourGirls
                                                                                                                                                                                                  congrats and welcome

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Thanks!!!!!!!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • MOxxx
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 3022
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Sosa
                                                                                                                                                                                                      welcome, now pay your damn taxes!
                                                                                                                                                                                                      been doing that for the past 4 years, have you heard of something called Social Security?
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