How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

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  • Loryn
    Super Connector
    • Jul 2003
    • 12853

    #1

    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


    Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


    Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


    Rottweiler: Make me.


    Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


    Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


    German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


    Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!


    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."


    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?


    Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...


    Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


    Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
    ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




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  • axelcat
    Adult Locals
    • Jun 2002
    • 25450

    #2
    cats rule

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    • CyberHustler
      Masterbaiter
      • Feb 2006
      • 28812

      #3
      How many Loryn's does it take to send a t-shirt?
      “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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      • Loryn
        Super Connector
        • Jul 2003
        • 12853

        #4
        Originally posted by BuySexProducts
        How many Loryn's does it take to send a t-shirt?
        It would be done in one day but you are not the only person on this board and it's not ONE shirt it's over 60 shirts.
        ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




        RIP TD

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        • WDchris
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2006
          • 612

          #5
          wow, makes me wish i had a dog. and lights.

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          • candyflip
            Carpe Visio
            • Jul 2002
            • 43074

            #6
            Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
            It would be done in one day but you are not the only person on this board and it's not ONE shirt it's over 60 shirts.
            Just tell him to Go Fuck Himself and be done with it.

            Send his goodies my way

            Spend you some brain.
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            • minusonebit
              So Fucking Banned
              • Feb 2006
              • 7391

              #7
              Originally posted by BuySexProducts
              How many Loryn's does it take to send a t-shirt?
              You might not get a shirt now.

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              • madawgz
                8.8.8.8
                • Mar 2006
                • 30509

                #8
                nice, thanks Loryn

                cant wait to see it
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                • Ben.Z
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 1164

                  #9
                  cute!
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                  • CyberHustler
                    Masterbaiter
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 28812

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                    It would be done in one day but you are not the only person on this board and it's not ONE shirt it's over 60 shirts.
                    i wasn't trying to be a jerk or nothing, just adding a little humor
                    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                    • Tom_PM
                      Porn Meister
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 16443

                      #11
                      lol funny post. Pretty accurate on the breeds attitudes I'd say, and definitely correct on the cat, hehe.
                      43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                      • Loryn
                        Super Connector
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 12853

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BuySexProducts
                        i wasn't trying to be a jerk or nothing, just adding a little humor
                        It's okay I was just letting you know that I have a bunch of shirts to do. I was going to get them out before the Show but I got strep throat and was out for a week. I was really bummed.
                        ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




                        RIP TD

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                        • BluewireAngie
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                          • Apr 2006
                          • 4643

                          #13
                          Cutie!!!!
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