Lets start a new religion "PORN"

**BoyAlley** · 05-10-2006, 10:40 AM

How many senses does our new religion believe that we have?

**buddyjuf** · 05-10-2006, 10:41 AM

1... erection

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-10-2006, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

How many senses does our new religion believe that we have?

our new religion only has one answer for everything.. PORN

so any question you ask can be answered with one simple word . PORN

**jjjay** · 05-10-2006, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by bdjuf

1... erection

2... cum density

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-10-2006, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by bdjuf

1... erection

preach on prophet bdjuf

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-10-2006, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by jjjay

2... cum density

halleluja praise cum density brother jjjay

**BoyAlley** · 05-10-2006, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

our new religion only has one answer for everything.. PORN
so any question you ask can be answered with one simple word . PORN

I like that. Other religions have whole books and shit you gotta read. Fuck that.

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-10-2006, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

I like that. Other religions have whole books and shit you gotta read. Fuck that.

God approved porn CLICK HERE to learn more

**gimo33** · 05-10-2006, 10:47 AM

amen to that.

**RayBonga** · 05-10-2006, 10:49 AM

This was in the news sometime ago

Canada's fastest growing religion: Jedi

Statistics Canada relased results from the most recent census regarding religions in Canada. Oddly enough, 20,000 people said their religion was Jedi, more than enough for Canada to officially recognize it as a religion. For all you nerds out there, that's approximately 0.067% of Canada's population. It's amazing what one simple piece of spam can do.

**L0rdJuni0r** · 05-10-2006, 10:50 AM

i'm so down. I'll give an amen to that too

**RogerV3** · 05-10-2006, 10:51 AM

PORN

Practice of Religious Nudity

**Buzz** · 05-10-2006, 10:53 AM

I wonder what would porn temples look like?

**media** · 05-10-2006, 10:53 AM

I'm gonna start a church one day so I don't have to pay taxes... lol

House probation inmates, make them build houses that low income people will live in that will also have to build houses, then sell them years later.. all at a discount cuz I have free labor from the probationary inmates on work release..

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-10-2006, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by media

I'm gonna start a church one day so I don't have to pay taxes... lol

House probation inmates, make them build houses that low income people will live in that will also have to build houses, then sell them years later.. all at a discount cuz I have free labor from the probationary inmates on work release..

heh i have always wanted to do that too. so heres our chance. im serious .. i wonder how hard it would be , theres lots of adult webmasters who im sure would join

**gimo33** · 05-10-2006, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by Buzz

I wonder what would porn temples look like?

i'm wonderin' the same..what would the preachers/nun/priest wear? probably none..

**Canibal-7** · 05-10-2006, 11:01 AM

I worship regularly.

**Babaganoosh** · 05-10-2006, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by bdjuf

1... erection

Erection isn't a destination but a road leading forever into the horizon. A good chubby is like a Buddhist reaching enlightenment.

PREACH ON BROTHER SMOKEY

**pornguy** · 05-10-2006, 11:44 AM

that definitely sounds like a good idea. May be we should worship the pussy or something. I volunteer to be the altar keeper!

**G-Rotica** · 05-10-2006, 11:50 AM

All praise the holy vag.

**chadknowslaw** · 05-10-2006, 11:57 AM

I didn't realize it until now, but I have been practicing the faith and spreading the good news about PORN for years. Can I be ordained as a minister of PORN???

Count me in.

**Ace_luffy** · 05-10-2006, 12:00 PM

we need a sign .... sign that's like on the religion's cults

**Rambozo** · 05-10-2006, 12:05 PM

Not such a wacky idea at all. There's a long history of it. Cavemen drew porn pictures in their caves and almost every culture throught time has "used" porn. But better to make sex the religion with porn as a sacrement. The greeks had Eros, god of love and sex. The Romans stole him and renamed him Cupid.This was thousands of years before Christianity and Islam were ever established. I'm sure that there are litterally tens of millions of people who would join such a religion. I probably know a hundred myself.

**polle54** · 05-10-2006, 12:17 PM

lol

thats a fucked up idea

who should be the religious porn leader who is to be worshiped?

**Juilan** · 05-10-2006, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by polle54

who should be the religious porn leader who is to be worshiped?

**madawgz** · 05-10-2006, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by RogerV3

PORN

Practice of Religious Nudity

perfect

**one eight** · 05-10-2006, 12:59 PM

I see a light!!!

**gimo33** · 05-10-2006, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by Juilan

LOL Wouldn't worship him...

**Big Red Machine** · 05-10-2006, 01:14 PM

In the Church the Holy Water Bowl will be filled with Jergins Hand Lotion.
A Busty Silicone Blonde in the Jesus pose with a cock in each hand.

**Degenerate** · 05-10-2006, 01:15 PM

I think you would have the IRS all over your ass... lol

**Big Red Machine** · 05-10-2006, 01:32 PM

Make it a "Sin" not to purge your body of the "Evil" Ball Butter atleast once a day.

**WDchris** · 05-10-2006, 01:33 PM

I prefer cults.

**Cyber Fucker** · 05-10-2006, 02:01 PM

I haven't been in church for 6 years now. I'm sick when see that whole hypocrisy... and my only religion is my angel... my beloved... argh.... I'm so romantic... but also frank... whana see my angel

deviantart.com/view/31832138/ she is 17,5 right now... I will do anything for her...

**OMG Jim** · 05-10-2006, 02:27 PM

YOU HAVE MY BLESSINGS!

_

**mattz** · 05-10-2006, 02:28 PM

hmm...count me in where do I signup

?

**lagwagon** · 05-10-2006, 02:29 PM

Lets start a new religion "PORN"

Lets start a new religion "PORN"

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