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  • Tam
    Rude Bitch
    • Jan 2001
    • 8534

    #1

    FREE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I am offering a FREE ASS AD!!

    What do ya gotta do for it? Ok, so maybe it ain't free....... huh?

    I need a catch phrase, like for example:
    Library of Thumbs = The World Famous
    Girlie's = Just Watch Me

    Ok...... YOUR mission if you choose to fucking accept it, is.......

    Rude Bitch = ?

    Impress me motherfuckers and you just might win your very own FREE ass ad....... handwritten and genuine!!

    No get your asses busy dammit!! NOW!!!!!!

    Tam

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  • titmowse
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 5320

    #2
    Rude Bitch: Get rude or get screwed.

    love


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    writer for:
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    • Tam
      Rude Bitch
      • Jan 2001
      • 8534

      #3
      So far so good..... I KNOW there should be some coming, no one can come up with catch phrases like these people.

      and tit...... what in the hell do YOU want with one of MY ass ads?
      rotfl

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      • titmowse
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 5320

        #4
        oh sweety, i do it for love. but you can send the ass ad to 12clicks with love from me

        tit
        I still love everybody

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        • tenletters
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 2079

          #5
          Fuck You, come again!

          Shut up and click!

          Fuck you very much!

          More than you deserve! or More Free than you deserve!

          Useless Without Pics

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          • titmowse
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2001
            • 5320

            #6
            Rude Bitch: Bend over and let me show you how much I love you.

            Rude Bitch: Wanna Make Me?

            Rude Bitch: Don't fuck with me.

            love


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            tit,
            writer for:
            COZYFROG and EROTICOPY
            I still love everybody

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            • AWC
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2001
              • 1223

              #7
              Rude Bitch: Cuz Screwed Bitch was already taken

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              • kane
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Aug 2001
                • 20684

                #8
                Rude Bitch- shut up and take it!
                Rude Bitch- wanted in 23 states

                [This message has been edited by kane (edited 09-18-2001).]

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                • FADE19
                  Snow's Parole Officer
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 1161

                  #9
                  Rude Bitch: Use it...Or Loose It!



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                  • Tam
                    Rude Bitch
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 8534

                    #10
                    Cool....... lmao... I knew I came to the right place for this one.

                    More, none have hit my softspot yet. LOL

                    Tam

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                    You too can be Vectorized!!
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                    • evildick

                      #11
                      Rude Bitch: Because I'm not nice.

                      Rude Bitch: Breaking men's spirits since 19XX (insert your own date here)

                      Rude Bitch: Don't make me come through this monitor!

                      Rude Bitch: Go ahead, make my day!

                      Rude Bitch: More pain than pleasure.

                      Rude Bitch: Get ready for a bitchslap!

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                      • RockDaddy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 750

                        #12
                        Porn with Attitude!


                        RD

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                        • mailman
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 6311

                          #13
                          Rude Bitch = Go Fuck Yourself

                          Rude Bitch = Fuck You

                          Rude Bitch = Get a Clue

                          Rude Bitch = Fuck Off


                          Pretty Lame but hey if I win


                          What do i get if i win?

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                          • mailman
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2001
                            • 6311

                            #14
                            Rude Bitch = Sexy Bitch
                            Rude Bitch = Nasty Bitch
                            Rude Bitch = Best Bitch
                            Rude Bitch = Top Bitch
                            Rude Bitch = Hot Bitch
                            Rude Bitch = KINKY

                            AND MY FAVORITE

                            Rude Bitch = RUDE BITCH (see how it is all in caps i think it adds some authority)

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                            • Sexplay
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 124

                              #15
                              Rude Bitch...Want Some?
                              Rude Bitch...Dont Play Me!
                              Rude Bitch...Why I Otta...
                              I Make My Money Here

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                              • mailman
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2001
                                • 6311

                                #16
                                rude bitch = the rudest

                                rude bitch = bitch

                                rude bitch = kathy lee gifford

                                rude bitch = number fucking one

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                                • TomWaits
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 112

                                  #17
                                  I just had to give it a try.

                                  Rude Bitch
                                  "Where dicks get punished!"

                                  Rude Bitch
                                  "Sincerely yours, dickhead!"

                                  Rude Bitch
                                  "Your breath stinks!"

                                  Rude Bitch
                                  "Just try it!"

                                  Rude Bitch
                                  "I put my spell on you"

                                  Rude Bitch
                                  "Want me to be your bitch?
                                  then fuck off or I beat you like a redheaded stepchild!"


                                  ps.
                                  Don't ask me I don't know where I come from ;-)

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                                  • Jamdin
                                    Registered User
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 3560

                                    #18
                                    Here's a few for what it's worth:

                                    1) You don't miss with the Rude Bitch!
                                    2) Rude Bitch = One night of fucking will leave you sore for life
                                    3) Rude Bitch = There isn't time to say I'm sorry
                                    4) Rude Bitch = Your ass belongs to me
                                    5) Rude Bitch = On your knees punk
                                    6) Rude Bitch = No wicked witch here
                                    7) Rude Bitch = Be afraid
                                    8) Rude Bitch = Your cock or your life
                                    9) Rude Bitch = Screw love just fuck me
                                    10) Rude Bitch = Queen of attitudes
                                    11) Rude Bitch = Bend over so I can bitch slap you
                                    12) Rude Bitch = First one with all the sextoys wins

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                                    • Rivux
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 1026

                                      #19
                                      Here goes, I had to add a couple

                                      Rude Bitch - Grab your ankles and cough
                                      Rude Bitch - Thats not by belly button
                                      Rude Bitch - I put the itch in bitch

                                      The last one Im not sure would fly so well

                                      TrafficHolder.com - Buy/Sell Adult Traffic

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                                      • Tam
                                        Rude Bitch
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 8534

                                        #20
                                        woohoo....... boy I see some sweet ones here so far...... is this it?

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                                        May the Force Be With YOU!!
                                        Up to $0.90 a minute!!Also taking broker apps!
                                        You too can be Vectorized!!
                                        Get in Touch on Telegram if you need a hardworker - (since 1999) - All About Me!

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                                        • mailman
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 6311

                                          #21
                                          Looks to be it NOW ANNOUNCE THE WINNER

                                          me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

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                                          • Tam
                                            Rude Bitch
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 8534

                                            #22
                                            mailman........... please please please don't make me go all Rude on you........... we gots to give some others a chance... how often do they get ASKED to be mean? LMAO



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                                            Up to $0.90 a minute!!Also taking broker apps!
                                            You too can be Vectorized!!
                                            Get in Touch on Telegram if you need a hardworker - (since 1999) - All About Me!

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                                            • mailman
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2001
                                              • 6311

                                              #23
                                              BITCH

                                              j/k

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                                              • ElvisManson
                                                Looking California
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 5476

                                                #24
                                                Rude Bitch = My Ass, Your Face

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                                                • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 4751

                                                  #25
                                                  Ok Tam ... let me play the part of the ignorant one ... WTF is an ass ad ?!?

                                                  (I hope it's not you sitting on your scanner ...)

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                                                  We're Comin' To Get Ya !!!
                                                  The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
                                                  I like to rub lemon jelly on my nipples



                                                  [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 09-18-2001).]

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                                                  • FADE19
                                                    Snow's Parole Officer
                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                    • 1161

                                                    #26
                                                    Rude Bitch:No Pain.....No Gain!

                                                    Rude Bitch:If you can read this....Your within whipping distance

                                                    Rude Bitch:Shut-Up and take it like a Man!

                                                    Rude Bitch:Is that a Pen in your pocket...or are you just happy to see me??

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                                                    • Hot Tropical Babes
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 3014

                                                      #27
                                                      Rude Bitch = #1 Ball Buster
                                                      <BR>
                                                      Trade with Big Tits TGP
                                                      Trade with Titman

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                                                      • eroswebmaster
                                                        March 1st, 2003
                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 20295

                                                        #28
                                                        Rude Bitch - This ain't your mama's porno house.
                                                        Rude Bitch - Where mean equals green.
                                                        Rude Bitch - I make real men eat quiche
                                                        Rude Bitch - Smell my finger dammit!

                                                        That's all I can think of for now...I'll try more later

                                                        eros

                                                        For rent - ICQ 127-027-910
                                                        Click here for more details

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                                                        • Tam
                                                          Rude Bitch
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 8534

                                                          #29
                                                          rotfl

                                                          Hungry...... ummm..... that is an add I make on my ass with whatever you want it to say. I have had people wanting them since I did the first ones for Humbolt and Lightning Free a long damn time ago and it just kinda caught on...... and I am sooo not creative when it comes to slogans, so I thought maybe I could get one by offering this ass ad...... and from the looks of things, I am gonna have a tough fucking decision.. there are some damn good lines here so far. LOL

                                                          Tam

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                                                          May the Force Be With YOU!!
                                                          Up to $0.90 a minute!!Also taking broker apps!
                                                          You too can be Vectorized!!
                                                          Get in Touch on Telegram if you need a hardworker - (since 1999) - All About Me!

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                                                          • FADE19
                                                            Snow's Parole Officer
                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                            • 1161

                                                            #30
                                                            when will the decision be made?

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                                                            • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                              • 4751

                                                              #31
                                                              Yes I'm a RUDE BITCH ... you jealous ?!?

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                                                              The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
                                                              I like to rub lemon jelly on my nipples :D

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                                                              • Jamdin
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 3560

                                                                #32
                                                                Rude Bitch = Raunchy United Dames Enjoying Basic Intercourse Causing Heatwaves

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                                                                • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 4751

                                                                  #33
                                                                  That's "Mrs." Rude Bitch to you !!!

                                                                  RUDE BITCH THIS, MOTHERF@%#KER !!!
                                                                  (Tam naked ... holding an AK-47, and strategically wearing machine gun ammo belts to cover her nips, while kissing her extended middle finger)



                                                                  [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 09-18-2001).]

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                                                                  • Tam
                                                                    Rude Bitch
                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 8534

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Is this it?

                                                                    Last call. lol

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                                                                    May the Force Be With YOU!!
                                                                    Up to $0.90 a minute!!Also taking broker apps!
                                                                    You too can be Vectorized!!
                                                                    Get in Touch on Telegram if you need a hardworker - (since 1999) - All About Me!

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                                                                    • Jamdin
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 3560

                                                                      #35
                                                                      1) Rude Bitch = My name ain't Matt
                                                                      2) Rude Bitch = I've got your balls in my hands
                                                                      3) Rude Bitch = Champion of Online Catfights
                                                                      4) Rude Bitch = Bow down infront of your goddess
                                                                      5) Rude Bitch = Lick my ass, worm
                                                                      6) Rude Bitch = That's Queen Tam to you

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                                                                      • tenletters
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 2079

                                                                        #36
                                                                        true evil never felt so good.

                                                                        Useless Without Pics

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                                                                        • Kimmykim
                                                                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 16015

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Personally I say you just use the ass ad you made for me instead of a slogan

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                                                                          • Jamdin
                                                                            Registered User
                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                            • 3560

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Last ones, I promise:
                                                                            1) Rude Bitch = Kiss my ass NOW!
                                                                            2) Rude Bitch = Dominant women rule!
                                                                            3) Rude Bitch = Not biting your head off today just ruines my schedule
                                                                            4) Rude Bitch = My first up your ass sideways
                                                                            5) Rude Bitch = PMS is always on
                                                                            6) Rude Bitch = Being around you made me that way
                                                                            7) Rude Bitch = First rule: Don't piss me off
                                                                            8) Rude Bitch = Second rule: See first rule
                                                                            9) Rude Bitch = Mean hearted women rule!
                                                                            10) Rude Bitch = I don't have nails - I have claws!
                                                                            11) Rude Bitch = Want me to scratch your itch?
                                                                            12) Rude Bitch = Whipping you into shape

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                                                                            • AWC
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 1223

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Rude Bitch: Because I'm Not a Bastard

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                                                                              • Squishy
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                • 1809

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Rude Bitch...Slogan Free and Proud of it since 1998

                                                                                Rude Bitch...I got ya Govenment Cheese...RIGHT HERE!

                                                                                Rude Bitch...I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.



                                                                                [This message has been edited by Squishy (edited 09-18-2001).]

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                                                                                • ammo325
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 467

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Rude Bitch = A Tour through the Furious World Of the Hot Bitch!
                                                                                  Submit to Lostbush

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                                                                                  • ldinternet
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                    • 8245

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Rude Bitch - You touch it you bought it
                                                                                    Rude Bitch - Just add dick
                                                                                    Rude Bitch - Fuck you, pay me!

                                                                                    eehhhh... I'm out

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                                                                                    • Red
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2000
                                                                                      • 518

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Here's a couple for you babe.

                                                                                      Rude Bitch
                                                                                      Because deep down you love it this way

                                                                                      Rude Bitch
                                                                                      Don't try my patience, dickbreath(or insert your favorite expletive)

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                                                                                      • wolfshade
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 847

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Rudebitch where bitchcraft is an art!

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                                                                                        • Tam
                                                                                          Rude Bitch
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 8534

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Ok........ I have some major catching up to do here. Was down all damn day........ but I will announce this winner sometime tonight. It's going to be tough as shit because I see some killers here........... but I will narrow it down by the end of today.

                                                                                          Thanks so much for the help.

                                                                                          If anyone else has any to add, then you better damn well do it today. LOL

                                                                                          Tam

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                                                                                          May the Force Be With YOU!!
                                                                                          Up to $0.90 a minute!!Also taking broker apps!
                                                                                          You too can be Vectorized!!
                                                                                          Get in Touch on Telegram if you need a hardworker - (since 1999) - All About Me!

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                                                                                          • Rice_Master
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                                                            • 1582

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Rude Bitch = No Rice For You

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                                                                                            • Angel11
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                              • 171

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Rude Bitch, if I aint bitchin, I aint breathin.
                                                                                              Erotic Flavour

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                                                                                              • shunga
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                                                • 994

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Tam:
                                                                                                Was down all damn day........
                                                                                                Rude Bitch - Down All Day
                                                                                                Clockwork Cash - ICQ: 355-26-288 / Email: admin AT clockworkcash DOT com
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                                                                                                • Rip
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                  • 1456

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Rude Bitch : More dirty sluts than welfare Wednesday

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                                                                                                  • RockDaddy
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                                    • 750

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Rude Bitch TGP - Get Bitch Slapped Daily!
                                                                                                    Rude Bitch - So Good It Hurts!

                                                                                                    RD


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