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  • Grapesoda
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2003
    • 46234

    #1

    Subject: ONE BILLION

    How many zeros in a billion?





    This is too true to be funny.

    The next time you hear a politician use the
    word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
    whether you want the 'politicians' spending
    YOUR tax money.

    A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
    but one advertising agency did a good job of
    putting that figure into some perspective in
    one of it's releases.


    A.
    A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

    B.
    A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

    C.
    A billion hours ago our ancestors were
    living in the Stone Age.

    D.
    A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

    E.
    A billion dollars ago was only
    8 hours and 20 minutes,
    at the rate our government
    is spending it.
    While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
    let's take a look at New Orleans ...
    It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

    Louisiana Senator,
    Mary Landrieu (D)
    is presently asking Congress for
    250 BILLION DOLLARS
    to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
    what does it mean?

    A.
    Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
    (every man, woman, and child)
    you each get $516,528.

    B.
    Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
    New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

    C.
    Or... if you are a family of four...
    your family gets $2,066,012.

    Washington, D. C
    < HELLO! >
    Are all your calculators broken??

    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    CDL License Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Federal Income Tax < BR>
    Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Fuel Permit Tax
    Gasoline Tax
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Inventory Tax
    IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
    IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    Liquor Tax
    Luxury Tax
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Property Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Service charge taxes
    Social Security Tax
    Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
    Sales Taxes
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    School Tax
    State Income Tax
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
    Telephone Federal Excise Tax
    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
    Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
    Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
    Telephone State and Local Tax
    Telephone Usage Charge Tax
    Utility Tax
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Watercraft Registration Tax
    Well Permit Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax

    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
    and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

    We had absolutely no national debt...
    We had the largest middle class in the world...
    and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

    What happened?
    Can you spell 'politicians!'

    And I still have to
    press '1'
    for English.
  • LauraLee
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 3821

    #2
    VERY interesting way to put things.

    Looks to me like I should be moving to New Orleans.

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    • nation-x
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2004
      • 5370

      #3
      Originally posted by bm bradley
      What happened?
      Before the Industrial Revolution.
      1. 98% of the country was self employed
      2. Imported goods made up a very small % of the consumer market


      The New Deal happened.
      1. Our govt was stolen from us and we were sold as slaves to bankers
      2. Our currency was no longer backed by gold
      3. Their will not be any way to regain our govt without force

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      • GatorB
        The Demon & 12clicks
        • Oct 2001
        • 18208

        #4
        Originally posted by bm bradley
        How many zeros in a billion?





        This is too true to be funny.

        The next time you hear a politician use the
        word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
        whether you want the 'politicians' spending
        YOUR tax money.

        A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
        but one advertising agency did a good job of
        putting that figure into some perspective in
        one of it's releases.


        A.
        A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

        B.
        A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

        C.
        A billion hours ago our ancestors were
        living in the Stone Age.

        D.
        A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

        E.
        A billion dollars ago was only
        8 hours and 20 minutes,
        at the rate our government
        is spending it.
        While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
        let's take a look at New Orleans ...
        It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

        Louisiana Senator,
        Mary Landrieu (D)
        is presently asking Congress for
        250 BILLION DOLLARS
        to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
        what does it mean?

        A.
        Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
        (every man, woman, and child)
        you each get $516,528.

        B.
        Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
        New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

        C.
        Or... if you are a family of four...
        your family gets $2,066,012.

        Washington, D. C
        < HELLO! >
        Are all your calculators broken??

        Accounts Receivable Tax
        Building Permit Tax
        CDL License Tax
        Cigarette Tax
        Corporate Income Tax
        Dog License Tax
        Federal Income Tax < BR>
        Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
        Fishing License Tax
        Food License Tax
        Fuel Permit Tax
        Gasoline Tax
        Hunting License Tax
        Inheritance Tax
        Inventory Tax
        IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
        IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
        Liquor Tax
        Luxury Tax
        Marriage License Tax
        Medicare Tax
        Property Tax
        Real Estate Tax
        Service charge taxes
        Social Security Tax
        Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
        Sales Taxes
        Recreational Vehicle Tax
        School Tax
        State Income Tax
        State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
        Telephone Federal Excise Tax
        Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
        Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
        Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
        Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
        Telephone State and Local Tax
        Telephone Usage Charge Tax
        Utility Tax
        Vehicle License Registration Tax
        Vehicle Sales Tax
        Watercraft Registration Tax
        Well Permit Tax
        Workers Compensation Tax

        STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

        Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
        and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

        We had absolutely no national debt...
        We had the largest middle class in the world...
        and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

        What happened?
        Can you spell 'politicians!'

        And I still have to
        press '1'
        for English.

        A billion seconds ago it was 1977. A billion minutes ago Jesus had been dead for 70 years.

        Here's some more ways to think about $1 billion. If Bill Gates lost $1 billion dollars he'd only have $54 billion left over. If Bill Gates and Warren Buffet spent all but $1 billion of their fortunes each on re-building new Orelans they could pay for 45% of the cost all by themselves. If the government gave out $1 billion to all Americans each American would get a whopping $3.30

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        • Grapesoda
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2003
          • 46234

          #5
          Originally posted by GatorB
          A billion seconds ago it was 1977. A billion minutes ago Jesus had been dead for 70 years.

          Here's some more ways to think about $1 billion. If Bill Gates lost $1 billion dollars he'd only have $54 billion left over. If Bill Gates and Warren Buffet spent all but $1 billion of their fortunes each on re-building new Orelans they could pay for 45% of the cost all by themselves. If the government gave out $1 billion to all Americans each American would get a whopping $3.30
          I wondered if any of that crap was true, did you do the math on the billion seconds? and is that american or english billion?

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          • jalami
            Confirmed User
            • May 2004
            • 845

            #6
            Originally posted by bm bradley
            I wondered if any of that crap was true, did you do the math on the billion seconds? and is that american or english billion?
            Every day is 86,400 seconds. So american billion (1,000,000,000) would put us in late 1976, yet english billion (1,000,000,000,000) would put us at some time around 31,710 years ago.
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            • G.A.F
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2008
              • 370

              #7
              24 x 365 = 8760 hours in a year

              8760 x 60 = 525.600 mins in a year

              525.600 x 60 = 31.536.000 seconds in a year

              Do the rest yourselves. I don't have a calculator with so many zeros.

              31.536.000 seconds _________________ 1 year
              1.000.000.000.000 (1billion) seconds ___ X years

              PS: for Spain and Latin America, a billion equals 1 million of millions, that's why it takes 12 zeros.
              Last edited by G.A.F; 06-04-2008, 05:12 AM.
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