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  • fakenickname
    Confirmed User
    • May 2006
    • 11

    #1

    Need profitable offline business ideas

    Looking to do something profitable with a closed down restaurant. Do not want to spend over $10,000 in startup costs. Must be a 9-5 type business. I was thinking a massage parlour, anyone know a thing or two about those? Are they dangerous businesses to get into? Not the best area for anything fancy. Hope to hear some ideas
  • Hooligan
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2001
    • 1472

    #2
    gloryhole joint.

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    • fakenickname
      Confirmed User
      • May 2006
      • 11

      #3
      Restaurant is also an option but I am not sure how profitable those are, can't be a franchise or anything either.

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      • BusterBunny
        perverted justice decoy
        • Aug 2005
        • 19291

        #4
        my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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        • Malicious Biz
          So Fucking Banned
          • Mar 2005
          • 4575

          #5
          propane and propane accesories

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          • one eight
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2005
            • 1941

            #6
            Rent the space.
            -more than a number

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            • Manowar
              jellyfish  
              • Dec 2003
              • 71528

              #7
              Originally posted by BusterBunny

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              • Trax
                [----------------------]
                • Aug 2001
                • 14486

                #8
                suicide cells

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                • Dirty Dane
                  Sick Fuck
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 9491

                  #9
                  massage/whore house

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                  • CaptainWolfy
                    Playa
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 8439

                    #10
                    carwashing :P

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                    • fakenickname
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2006
                      • 11

                      #11
                      Do I need to be connected to open a massage/whore house?

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                      • aico
                        Moo Moo Cow
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 14748

                        #12
                        tear it down and build a drive thru espresso hut. Hire some cute girls, and you'll make a fucking killing.

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                        • madawgz
                          8.8.8.8
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 30509

                          #13
                          whore house is a good idea!
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                          • Linkan
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 395

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Hooligan
                            gloryhole joint.
                            lol

                            Originally posted by Trax
                            suicide cells
                            That ain't half-bad either. It's good to see people giving serious advice on this board, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
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                            • fakenickname
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2006
                              • 11

                              #15
                              its between a massage parlour and restaurant. it can't be open past 6pm though.

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                              • After Shock Media
                                It's coming look busy
                                • Mar 2001
                                • 35299

                                #16
                                Originally posted by aico
                                tear it down and build a drive thru espresso hut. Hire some cute girls, and you'll make a fucking killing.
                                I guess you did not see the 10k limit.

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                                • After Shock Media
                                  It's coming look busy
                                  • Mar 2001
                                  • 35299

                                  #17
                                  I would maybe go with a hair or nail salon and just rent out the damn booths and get a small cut.

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                                  • Luc Lonely
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                                    • Feb 2006
                                    • 499

                                    #18
                                    pot smoker palace. Open a coffe shop and sell weed to custumers
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                                    • fakenickname
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2006
                                      • 11

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                      I would maybe go with a hair or nail salon and just rent out the damn booths and get a small cut.
                                      Good idea but haircuts sell for $4 in this area

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                                      • RogerV10
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2006
                                        • 1000

                                        #20
                                        You need to tell us more about the area.

                                        What kind of people inhabit it. What is already open around it. ETC

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                                        • minusonebit
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Feb 2006
                                          • 7391

                                          #21
                                          Open a smoke shop / news stand.
                                          Book store.
                                          Internet Cafe.
                                          Porn shop.
                                          Computer Parts/Service.
                                          Gun store.

                                          Resturants are very profitable if your cook dosent suck. Make a killing on breakfast. Everything has a HUGE markup.

                                          Two eggs over easy: Cost: $0.30 - Retail: $2.95
                                          Bagels: Cost: $0.20 - Retail: $2.10
                                          List goes on.

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                                          • After Shock Media
                                            It's coming look busy
                                            • Mar 2001
                                            • 35299

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by fakenickname
                                            Good idea but haircuts sell for $4 in this area
                                            Where in the fuck do you live?
                                            You talking a barbor shop or a salon for women?

                                            [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                            • fakenickname
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2006
                                              • 11

                                              #23
                                              Male haircuts, it is a pretty cheap area. May $4 was under exaggerating, it's more like $5.

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                                              • selena
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                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 7995

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Malicious Biz
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                                                • CyberHustler
                                                  Masterbaiter
                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 28787

                                                  #25
                                                  Sex Toy Store
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                                                  • fakenickname
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2006
                                                    • 11

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BuySexProducts
                                                    Sex Toy Store
                                                    I'd love to but do those make money?

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                                                    • minusonebit
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                      • 7391

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by fakenickname
                                                      I'd love to but do those make money?
                                                      Most sell videos too I think. Lots of $$$ to invest in inventory.

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                                                      • hentchiu
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • May 2005
                                                        • 199

                                                        #28
                                                        SUBWAY!!!!!!!! $100K to start....

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                                                        • JumpStreet21
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • May 2006
                                                          • 77

                                                          #29
                                                          hookah bar trust me this is a big money maker.

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                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                            • 47880

                                                            #30
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                                                            • Ordo
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 1186

                                                              #31
                                                              An internet cafe would be sweet if done right. But if it has to close at 6pm then you're fucked there.

                                                              If it's in a shitty area, then you might consider a porn shop. lol

                                                              Otherwise, maybe a Check & Go! haha
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                                                              • Wilbo
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                • 2082

                                                                #32
                                                                laundromat........runs itself

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                                                                • mattz
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 7697

                                                                  #33
                                                                  resturants

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                                                                  • CC
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                    • 1690

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Wilbo
                                                                    laundromat........runs itself
                                                                    Yeah but most laundromats are in higher crime areas (soccer moms don't use laundromats, crack whores do), which adds a whole new dimension to things. Not the easiest operation in the world.

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                                                                    • CC
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 1690

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I would like to know how exactly to start a restaurant for under 10K. Unless you guys live in Jamaica and are planning on using a shack for your store front, that is. Anyway, I'd like to see the business plan for that one, lol. My husband and I have plans to start a themed restaurant in the future and the cost is more like 100K.

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                                                                      • Cash
                                                                        Click on my TCG signature
                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                        • 20825

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • moneymotivates
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2005
                                                                          • 511

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by JumpStreet21
                                                                          hookah bar trust me this is a big money maker.

                                                                          exactly what I was thinking....

                                                                          I am not sure about the 10k part though. I would imagine the cost would be a lot more to open a nice one

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                                                                          • fakenickname
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • May 2006
                                                                            • 11

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Hookah bar was actually my first idea but this is in Chinatown so there might not be a market. As far as the 10k goes, the place already has a restaurant type setup w/ equipment so the only investment would only be inventory.

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                                                                            • germ
                                                                              ( o Y o )
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 3108

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by fakenickname
                                                                              Hookah bar was actually my first idea but this is in Chinatown so there might not be a market. As far as the 10k goes, the place already has a restaurant type setup w/ equipment so the only investment would only be inventory.

                                                                              restaurants are kinda like bars. they're either hit or miss. its not neccesarily the safest investment, and restaurant work is hard and gross(assuming you plan to actually be at the place yourself)

                                                                              personally, i prefer investing where i dont have to do an awful lot of physical work to make it profitable. thats my ultimate goal, anyway.

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                                                                              • GigoloMason
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • May 2005
                                                                                • 742

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Step 1: Collect underwear
                                                                                Step 2: ???
                                                                                Step 3: Profit

                                                                                PS: On 10k alone there's basically no company that you could viablly start, especially if you need to do any sort of renovating which I'd imagine you would. Rent the space.

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                                                                                • shack
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                  • 539

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  With 10k start up?

                                                                                  hrmm

                                                                                  Boot leg porn at the local sunday markets ?

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                                                                                  • fakenickname
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2006
                                                                                    • 11

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    There are no startup costs, the only costs for me would be inventory, everything else is covered. Rather it not be retail, focusing on some type of service.

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                                                                                    • RayBonga
                                                                                      too cool for highschool
                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                      • 12164

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Illegal gambling joint.

                                                                                      If you're in Chinatown it's a sure thing it will work

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