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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470
    #1

    Jman just threw his sake in my face and walked out

    I think it's over

    Earlier today I dropped Jman's cell phone in my soup - wrecked the phone. total accident. Ok he's wanted this phone for a while but it was an accident.

    I took him to dinner (sushi)- he looked angry. I offered to pay for the phone. He declined.

    At dinner we had sake - everything was going fine untill we tosted. I sugested we toast to cell phones and soup... i suppose that was in bad tatste.

    the threw his sake in my face and walked out.

    I havnt' sceen him since.

    I've called - no answer


    ????????????????
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
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    • RogerV5
      Confirmed User
      • May 2006
      • 212
      #2
      awwww poor guy... he probably didn't answer becuase the phone is drenched in soup juice?
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        • Peaches
          Old broad
          • Oct 2002
          • 13933
          #3
          You rubbed your foot between his crotch, didn't you......?? Or maybe you DIDN'T and THAT'S the problem? I suspect you need to write "Dear Abby" on this one.

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            • SleazyDream
              I'm here for SPORT
              • Jul 2001
              • 41470
              #4
              Originally posted by RogerV5
              awwww poor guy... he probably didn't answer becuase the phone is drenched in soup juice?
              his old phone still works
              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

              Now read without the word dog.

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978
                  #5
                  Did you lap it up like a hungry hound?

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                    • Matt Collins
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2005
                      • 1060
                      #6
                      Don't be mean to Jman, he's a good guy.

                      Just because he boycotts the US doesn't make him a bad guy. After all, I am coming to Toronto, just to see guys like Jman, who are boycotting the US!

                      Try to make up to Jman, I want to feel the love when I get to Toronto next week.

                      See you next week!!

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                        • Deej
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                          • Jun 2005
                          • 24386
                          #7
                          This is serious? over a phone and an accident?

                          Seriously Sleazy?


                          and by over...you mean no more spooning?

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                            • FilthyRob
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 6741
                              #8
                              must have been a good phone
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                                • Peaches
                                  Old broad
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 13933
                                  #9
                                  I bet he went home and fed Skufty so he won't eat breakfast again tomorrow!!!!

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                                    • sweetums
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 2534
                                      #10
                                      You just have to explain how butterfingered you get when you're around him....time to stop holding back your feelings hon.... ;)
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                                        • xNetworx
                                          So Fucking What
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 14445
                                          #11
                                          that sux

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                                            • Ramos2
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                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 11927
                                              #12
                                              later tonight you guys will cuddle

                                              then you'll throat fuck jman, things always work out
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                                                • WiredGuy
                                                  Pounding Googlebot
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 34515
                                                  #13
                                                  Is he back home by now?
                                                  WG
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                                                    • Antonio
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 14136
                                                      #14
                                                      what a sweet story

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                                                        • pussyluver
                                                          Clueless OleMan
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 11009
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Matt Collins
                                                          Just because he boycotts the US doesn't make him a bad guy.
                                                          Or fears arrest at the border?

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                                                            • nico-t
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                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 29901
                                                              #16
                                                              cat fight!!!!!

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                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 67369
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Antonio
                                                                  what a sweet story
                                                                  its bringing me to tears

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                                                                    • pussyluver
                                                                      Clueless OleMan
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 11009
                                                                      #18
                                                                      A public adult board is always the best place to resolve a personnal issue with someone. Sleazy is smarter than that, so this must be fake drama.

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                                                                        • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 12745
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I think Sleazy has 'outsourced' or he's pissed.

                                                                          His spelling isnt usually this bad.

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                                                                            • Manowar
                                                                              jellyfish  
                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 71528
                                                                              #20
                                                                              he wants a divorce

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                                                                                • Darkhorse
                                                                                  Horsing Around
                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                  • 5881
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                  Is he back home by now?
                                                                                  WG
                                                                                  Last time I spoke with him he wasn't.

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                                                                                    • E$_manager
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                                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                                      • 13557
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      that was a bad joke. It could work in a week, but the next day - no.
                                                                                      Some people have the hole life in such things like phone, PC, or simply diary.
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                                                                                        • Elli
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                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                          • 17991
                                                                                          #23
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                                                                                            • martinsc
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                              • 27043
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              fake drama?
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                                                                                                • CheneyRumsfeld
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                                                                  • 1341
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  next time you outsource posting, make sure you get the little Filipino a spell check.

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                                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by damian2001
                                                                                                      His spelling isnt usually this bad.

                                                                                                      You're kidding, right?

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                                                                                                        • NoCarrier
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                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                          • 16356
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I'm sure he's going to miss the "Sweat-Puke-Ass-Fat" odor you have. He'll be back, don't worry.

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                                                                                                            • Phoenix
                                                                                                              BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                              • 35475
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              hehe that sux..kiss and make up
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                                                                                                                • madawgz
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                                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                  • 30509
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by FilthyRob
                                                                                                                  must have been a good phone
                                                                                                                  thats what i was thinking
                                                                                                                  was it like 1500$
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                                                                                                                    • GTS Mark
                                                                                                                      Vrume Mark
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                      • 20912
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Is this the end of Bert and Ernie?



                                                                                                                      DH

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                                                                                                                        • PimpDaddyPants
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                                                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                          • 1581
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          awww poor guys ehehhe u will be back together soon...

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                                                                                                                            • BVF
                                                                                                                              Black Vagina Finder
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                              • 13975
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I would have been HIGHLY pissed if that happened to me...Highly...The cellphone part...not the sake part.

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                                                                                                                                • facialfreak
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                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 3018
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                  his old phone still works
                                                                                                                                  His old phone may still work, but you tried calling it using the soup phone didn't ya?

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                                                                                                                                    • facialfreak
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                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 3018
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                                                                                                                                      Is this the end of Bert and Ernie?



                                                                                                                                      DH
                                                                                                                                      I spit Motts Spicy clamato and vodka all over ..... thanks!

                                                                                                                                      LMAO

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                                                                                                                                        • baddog
                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by facialfreak
                                                                                                                                          I spit Motts Spicy clamato and vodka all over ..... thanks!

                                                                                                                                          LMAO

                                                                                                                                          I always wondered who thought clams and tomato juice was a good idea.

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                                                                                                                                            • PR_EZEKIEL
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 134
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                              I think it's over

                                                                                                                                              .....

                                                                                                                                              I've called - no answer

                                                                                                                                              ......

                                                                                                                                              That's hilarious. Did you call his cell phone?
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                                                                                                                                                • PR_EZEKIEL
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                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 134
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I had a friend jump in the pool with my jacket on...had my cell and wallet in the pocket. I got over it, i'm sure it'll work out.
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                                                                                                                                                    • facialfreak
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                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 3018
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Here Sleazy ... this may help you

                                                                                                                                                      Good Luck!

                                                                                                                                                      Fixing a soaked cell phone


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                                                                                                                                                        • facialfreak
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                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 3018
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          You can get Vaccuum Desiccators (see my previous post) for $60 .... may be cheaper than a new phone?

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                                                                                                                                                            • minusonebit
                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                                                              • 7391
                                                                                                                                                              #40

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                                                                                                                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 41470
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  still havn't heard form him??????????
                                                                                                                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 41470
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      has anyone sceen Jman?
                                                                                                                                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                                                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Phoenix
                                                                                                                                                                          BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 35475
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                                          has anyone sceen Jman?

                                                                                                                                                                          i think he is in toronto
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Pete-KT
                                                                                                                                                                              Workin With The Devil
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 51532
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              He proably cant answer since you RUINED HIS PHONE

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                                                                                                                                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 41470
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                                                                                                                                                                  He proably cant answer since you RUINED HIS PHONE
                                                                                                                                                                                  rub it in
                                                                                                                                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                                                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • tical
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 6504
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      damn sushi sounds good right about now, i think i'll go get some :D
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