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  • Fugly
    Registered User
    • Sep 2001
    • 83

    #1

    My life sucks.

    I am fucking broke. I have spent every last dime I own on this piece of crap website. I am looking to trade traffic with someone but more than that, I am looking for someone who can figure out a way to make money off of my 25,000 unique viewers per day. I get close to 750,000 pageviews per day and am ranked in the top 5000 sites on the internet but can't make a fucking profit! What the fuck!?

    If anyone has any ideas, I will let you fuck my little sister for them.

    -Martin Felcher http://www.fugly.com

    [This message has been edited by Fugly (edited 09-19-2001).]
    www.fugly.com
  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    Originally posted by Fugly:
    -Martin Felcher
    ARMAGEDDON!!

    SIG TOO BIG

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    • 12clicks
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 19814

      #3
      I'll need to see a picture of your sister first.

      But just to tease you with my scary internet knowledge, I'll tell you you should link your picture to a gay site.
      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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      • Freako
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2001
        • 217

        #4
        How about doing a real porn site instead of posting ugly pictures and expecting money to come by? Give the surfers some decent stuff to shake at...

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        • Fugly
          Registered User
          • Sep 2001
          • 83

          #5
          Originally posted by Freako:
          How about doing a real porn site instead of posting ugly pictures and expecting money to come by? Give the surfers some decent stuff to shake at...

          Freak!
          Aren't there already a billion other mainstream porn sites out there? We tried that and plugged it for weeks and got ONE signup. Thanks for the idea though.

          www.fugly.com

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          • freeones
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2001
            • 3406

            #6
            I hit 3 ducks on your website and won $20 bucks !

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075

              #7
              Fugly... it's really a very simple math formula. If you have a porn site that makes $10 bucks a month, you got it made.

              Make 2000 of them.

              2000 X $10 = $20,000 a month.
              SIG TOO BIG

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              • Fugly
                Registered User
                • Sep 2001
                • 83

                #8
                Thank you. That's something I *haven't* tried yet.
                www.fugly.com

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                • Hunter
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 283

                  #9
                  Fugly

                  do you have

                  ICQ or Email

                  ?

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                  • Naughty
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 6479

                    #10
                    I would start by pulling myown photo off the frontpage, after that, there must be numerous sites that need advertising... LOOK for those.

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                    • FADE19
                      Snow's Parole Officer
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 1161

                      #11
                      I mean right off the bat you would get more clicks from 12clicks JK
                      Originally posted by 12clicks:
                      I'll tell you you should link your picture to a gay site.

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                      • BruceM
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 4084

                        #12
                        http://www.uglypeople.com/uglywomen/

                        Which one is your sister?

                        OMG there are some fugly bitches there!
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                        • Speedy26
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 950

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fugly:

                          If anyone has any ideas, I will let you fuck my little sister for them.

                          sister first then ideas!
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                          • playa
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 6432

                            #14
                            you prolly made $20.00 off of clicks from this board

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                            • Babagirls
                              Text Writer
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 18812

                              #15
                              i would have to say that the name of the site (fugly.com) isnt a very attractive name.


                              Other than that, the site looks real good to me!





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                              • evildick

                                #16
                                Mr. Felcher, slap a "pay per impression" exit popup on your page.

                                If you get 25000 hits per day that would earn you $87.50 per day.

                                Voila:
                                http://php.offshoreclicks.com/cgi-bin/ref.cgi?evildick

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                                • Fugly
                                  Registered User
                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 83

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Hunter:
                                  Fugly

                                  do you have

                                  ICQ or Email

                                  ?
                                  Yeah, send me mail at [email protected]

                                  www.fugly.com

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                                  • Fugly
                                    Registered User
                                    • Sep 2001
                                    • 83

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by evildick:
                                    Mr. Felcher, slap a "pay per impression" exit popup on your page.

                                    If you get 25000 hits per day that would earn you $87.50 per day.

                                    Voila:
                                    http://php.offshoreclicks.com/cgi-bin/ref.cgi?evildick
                                    I looked at that. I don't think that an endless, inescapable cascade of porn ads when a viewer exits is going to get them to come back any time soon. Thanks anyway.

                                    www.fugly.com

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                                    • 12clicks
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 19814

                                      #19
                                      replace your search box with one from http://www.searchtraffic.com

                                      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                      • evildick

                                        #20
                                        "I looked at that. I don't think that an endless, inescapable cascade of porn ads when a viewer exits is going to get them to come back any time soon. Thanks anyway."

                                        It only pops 2 times, doesn't it?

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                                        • Sovjetz
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 219

                                          #21
                                          you know if you´ve got s/e traffic and non adult traffic down there you could make some nice bucks of <a href="http://www.join4free.com/affiliate.html?wm=17666">Join4free</a>, just replace your porn section wioth one simple full page add. With normal SE traffic i receive a ratio of 1 at 4, see how it works out for you!

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