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I Saw The Promised Land And It Was Unbeilevable!!

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Well, Up until 45 Minutes Ago I Was A 19 Yr old Virgin..( Sad As That May Be).

Anyway, After A Week Of Waiting And Anticipating My order. I Finally Heard The
Sqeeky Wheels Of the Fed EX Truck!! I Rushed out To Meet Him At The Door,
Ran Inside and Tore Open The( As Advertised) Discreet Plain Brown Box. I Could
Hardly Contain Myself!! I Ran Into The Bathroom Plopped My Lady WW, Into

A sink Filled with extremely hot water.. I let It Sit For About 10 Minutes, As I

prepared Myself.. After the 10 minutes was Up.. I took the lady out of the

sink. And Put It into The Case.. I lubed it up good and was ready to go!! I

Used the hands free mattress method.. And after about 5 Minutes Of action, I

was In Pure Bliss!! Being A ''Virgin'' I of Course have nothing to compare it to. But As Good as This Felt, Who Needs The Real Thing Right Away!! I Love My Fleshlights And Could Of Never Guessed It Would Be This Great!!

Fleshy.