I can't grasp how STUPID the movie Lord Of The Rings is!!

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  • AkiraSS
    Wemaxa.com
    • Jan 2003
    • 2989
    #1

    I can't grasp how STUPID the movie Lord Of The Rings is!!

    The entire concept is flawed:

    2 human kingdoms in the entire planet each ruling 1 willage.
    30 peasants and 200 soldiers lol.

    The orks chat among each other, chit-chat nonsence and act like USA GI-Joes, wtf. They're freaking "bad dead elfs" resurrected. What the fuck do they chat about, they should be pure evil

    I can go on forever on the subject how stupid and illogical this movie is.
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    • Cyrano
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2006
      • 925
      #2
      Ummm, what?

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          Gayest of the gay

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            • Ordo
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 1186
              #4
              You are fucked up.

              LOTR IS A MASTERPIECE AND LIV TYLER IS RIDING ME AS I TYPE THIS! Elf ears and all!!!
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                • AkiraSS
                  Wemaxa.com
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 2989
                  #5
                  Uhmm GFY

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                    • AkiraSS
                      Wemaxa.com
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 2989
                      #6
                      Its Liv not Live you idiot

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                        • Young
                          Bland for life
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 10468
                          #7
                          I read it for summer reading in high school...found the book enjoyable and the movies just as..if not more.

                          IMO return of the king is top 10 movie of all time.
                          ★★★

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                            • GregA
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 107
                              #8
                              I thought the movies were excellent other then when Legolas did a board slide down the railing or whatever in the one movie on a shield.. Just had to stick that one lame ass part in there..
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                                • georgeyw
                                  58008 53773
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 9865
                                  #9
                                  switch the crap off then?
                                  TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
                                  "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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                                    • tenderobject
                                      Need Designs? 312352846
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 11688
                                      #10
                                      make your own movie :P


                                      NEED DESIGNS?!?

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                                        • Malicious Biz
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 4575
                                          #11
                                          so you expect realism in a movie about warlocks and wizards and shit?

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                                            • Dead
                                              They left the door open
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 4750
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by AkiraSS
                                              The entire concept is flawed:

                                              2 human kingdoms in the entire planet each ruling 1 willage.
                                              30 peasants and 200 soldiers lol.

                                              The orks chat among each other, chit-chat nonsence and act like USA GI-Joes, wtf. They're freaking "bad dead elfs" resurrected. What the fuck do they chat about, they should be pure evil

                                              I can go on forever on the subject how stupid and illogical this movie is.
                                              It's village not willage you Idiot!

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                                                • Manowar
                                                  jellyfish  
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 71528
                                                  #13
                                                  i enjoyed it, but then i was probably baked while watching

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                                                    • Hooligan
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 1472
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Dead
                                                      It's village not willage you Idiot!

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                                                        • Matiz
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 1740
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by AkiraSS
                                                          The entire concept is flawed:

                                                          2 human kingdoms in the entire planet each ruling 1 willage.
                                                          30 peasants and 200 soldiers lol.

                                                          The orks chat among each other, chit-chat nonsence and act like USA GI-Joes, wtf. They're freaking "bad dead elfs" resurrected. What the fuck do they chat about, they should be pure evil

                                                          I can go on forever on the subject how stupid and illogical this movie is.
                                                          It's nonsense not nonsence you idiot
                                                          ...

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                                                            • evildick
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Dead
                                                              It's village not willage you Idiot!
                                                              Don't forget orks and elfs, I mean orcs and elves.

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                                                                • Scott McD
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 67792
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I've still never watched any of those movies. Probably won't any time soon either...


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                                                                    • nico-t
                                                                      emperor of my world
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 29901
                                                                      #18
                                                                      those movies are truly for the nerdiest nerds, but star wars still takes the cake in terms of extreme nerdness.

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