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  • 12clicks
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 19814

    #1

    Is Captain Kirk involved?

    I just heard that the Enterprise was headed to the mediterranean. Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock are going to kick some ass!
    I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.
  • Sjayne
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    • Jan 2001
    • 1182

    #2
    The vulcan death pinch would solve all of this.
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    • Gary
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      • Aug 2001
      • 6110

      #3
      Originally posted by Sjayne:
      The vulcan death pinch would solve all of this.
      Is that your answer to everything?

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      • Amputate Your Head
        There can be only one
        • Aug 2001
        • 39075

        #4
        Didn't they have trouble with gerbils?

        Oh wait.... Tribbles.... oh well... same thing. Basically alien gerbils.
        SIG TOO BIG

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        • 12clicks
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 19814

          #5
          Originally posted by Sjayne:
          The vulcan death pinch would solve all of this.
          my wife did that to me once.......................
          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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          • Sjayne
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            • Jan 2001
            • 1182

            #6
            Originally posted by Gary:
            Is that your answer to everything?
            Yes and who is going to question me? *gets her fingers ready*

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            • BruceM
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              • Jul 2001
              • 4084

              #7
              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
              Didn't they have trouble with gerbils?

              Oh wait.... Tribbles.... oh well... same thing. Basically alien gerbils.
              LOL

              Tribbles are the next logical (just ask Spock) step when you don't yell "ARMAGEDDON" any more with gerbils!
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              • tenletters
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                • Jan 2001
                • 2079

                #8
                I like Picard better!
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                • Machine
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                  • Apr 2001
                  • 660

                  #9
                  lmao!!!

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                  • Sjayne
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                    • Jan 2001
                    • 1182

                    #10
                    LOL..who added that sound to this thread?
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                    • angleaous
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                      • Aug 2001
                      • 114

                      #11
                      clingons on the starberd side

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                      • tenletters
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                        • Jan 2001
                        • 2079

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sjayne:
                        LOL..who added that sound to this thread?

                        That would be my dumb ass!
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                        • Sjayne
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                          • Jan 2001
                          • 1182

                          #13
                          Originally posted by tenletters:

                          That would be my dumb ass!
                          Cool It made my husband giggle

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                          • CDSmith
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                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #14
                            A few thoughts on having "Srar Trek" technology....

                            1) With the advent of the transporter, there would be no need for planes, because anyone could "beam" to anywhere they wanted. Of course this "beaming" service would be strictly controled so terrorists can't just beam into the white house and kill anyone they want.

                            2) Also with transporter technology our troops could be moved to the trouble regions in seconds.

                            3) We would of course deny replicator services to those countries that don't cooperate with our anti-terrorist movement.

                            4) The holo-suite/holo-deck: I alone would own one, and spend virtually all my time in it, living out pretty much every fantasy I've ever had (lots). I would charge exhorbitant prices for others to have a few hours here or there.

                            5) Phasers on stun: yes, we could have a ship in orbit, and it could use phasers to stun the entire country of Afghanistan, 500 square miles at a time perhaps. Troubled regions of Belfast Ireland, and elsewhere in the middle east could also be stunned (many of those assholes are "stunned" anyway), and our troops could move in, disarm the terrorists and put them in jail.


                            Damn I wish we'd invent some of that Star-Trek shit soon.

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                            • Mikey
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                              • Jan 2001
                              • 665

                              #15
                              Klingons have been sighted around uranus or was it that cling-ons have been sighted around my anus?

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                              • Jamdin
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                                • Jan 2001
                                • 3560

                                #16
                                The great thing about Star Trek is that earth is more peaceful with itself & more utopian than it is now. Next Wednesday begins the new "Star Trek: Enterprise" series predates the original Star Trek & is the start of earth's exploration into space.

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                                • Gemini
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                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 7183

                                  #17
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