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  • 3M TA3
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    • Aug 2005
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    #1

    Funny things to do to an apartment before you move out.

    Leave any hidden suprises for the next residence?

    how about a wireless webcam in the bathroom picking up a wireless network somewhere.

    How about leave a bunch of rotting meat in your apartment and not tell them you're leaving.

    Come on, there have to be some funny stories or ideas out there. I have 12 hours before I'm outta here.

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    • Fresh
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      #2
      take a mean shit and dont flush it


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        • Pornwolf
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          • Jan 2002
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          #3
          Why would you do that?
          I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

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            • nofx
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              • Nov 2002
              • 16826
              #4
              Originally posted by Dave Guru
              take a mean shit and dont flush it

              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

              Often times I wonder why
              There's love and hate, theres live or die.
              When sickness comes I must decide:
              When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                • Deej
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                  #5
                  malicious or funny?

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                    • nofx
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 16826
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Pornwolf
                      Why would you do that?
                      shitty landlords

                      shitty service

                      overpriced rent

                      broken promises

                      revenge

                      tons of reasons

                      Often times I wonder why
                      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                      When sickness comes I must decide:
                      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                        • minusonebit
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                          #7
                          This thread is useless without pics.

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                            • 3M TA3
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                              #8
                              Originally posted by minusonebit
                              This thread is useless without pics.
                              Don't tempt me.....

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                                • Voodoo
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                                  • Sep 2002
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                                  #9
                                  Hang yourself in the living room.

                                  j/k

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                                    • 3M TA3
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                                      • Aug 2005
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                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by nofx
                                      shitty landlords

                                      shitty service

                                      overpriced rent

                                      broken promises

                                      revenge

                                      tons of reasons
                                      My rent has gone up more than 20% in the 13 months that I've been here.

                                      Everyone who was here when i moved in is gone.

                                      The 3 pools are filled with more DNA than I care to test.

                                      My neighbor has a ghetto system in his car and a $30 talking car alarm.

                                      I hate this place.

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                                        • Makingcoin
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by 3M TA3
                                          My rent has gone up more than 20% in the 13 months that I've been here.

                                          Everyone who was here when i moved in is gone.

                                          The 3 pools are filled with more DNA than I care to test.

                                          My neighbor has a ghetto system in his car and a $30 talking car alarm.

                                          I hate this place.
                                          20% in a year. Isn't there some sort of restriction/bylaw against that?

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                                                • Makingcoin
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                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Makingcoin
                                                  20% in a year. Isn't there some sort of restriction/bylaw against that?
                                                  Rent Increases

                                                  Under the existing Act, rent increases can only be justified by increased costs experienced by the landlord. Under the new Act, rent increase limits will be set by regulation. In the government news release, these were described as "initially in the range of three to four per cent, plus a consumer price index adjustment". This is a concern because the rent increases could be high. During the past 10 years, annual changes in the CPI for Greater Vancouver have ranged from 0.5% to 3.6% so (under the new Act) rent increases of as high as 7 or 8%might be charged, and the tenant would have no ability to dispute the increase. A related concern is that the incentive is lost for landlords to maintain/repair their buildings in order to justify rent increases.

                                                  Another new feature is `catch up' rent increases. The new Act allows , through regulation, for rent increases to include not only an amount for the next year, but also for increases during the previous 3 years. The concern is that this amount could be so high that tenants would not be able to afford the increase in one lump, and would be forced to look for alternative, more affordable accommodation, when little exists. Vancouver's current vacancy rate is 1.1% and the vacancy rate for lower cost units is usually less.

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                                                    • Love Sex
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                                                      • Nov 2004
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                                                      #14
                                                      loosen up the plumbing

                                                      bubble gum in the locks


                                                      have fun

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                                                        • Phoenix
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                                                          • Nov 2002
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                                                          #15
                                                          fish in a heating vent...maybe a can of tuna...should take a couple days to get ripe
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                                                            • 3M TA3
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                                                              #16
                                                              They told me that they gave me that my rent was X and they were giving me a discount during the first 6 months so my rent "didn't go up" but that they "no longer applied the discount". then they gave me a yearly rent increase.

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                                                                • minusonebit
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by 3M TA3
                                                                  Don't tempt me.....
                                                                  Oh, please do.

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                                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 67792
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Dave Guru
                                                                      take a mean shit and dont flush it
                                                                      That should be top of the list...


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                                                                        • IWantU_Jeff
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                                                                          • Nov 2005
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by 3M TA3
                                                                          They told me that they gave me that my rent was X and they were giving me a discount during the first 6 months so my rent "didn't go up" but that they "no longer applied the discount". then they gave me a yearly rent increase.

                                                                          wow that is insane.. do something that will force the landlord to have shell that cash out to fix then..not just something that can easily be fixed.


                                                                          good luck!
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                                                                            • Phil
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                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 7659
                                                                              #20
                                                                              stick raw egg in ac vent

                                                                              I actually did that once before...
                                                                              Ask Phil

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                                                                                • 3M TA3
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  i worked on a movie last summer and the transportation department would sneak on the set and leave rubber dog shit somewhere not so noticable. Aparently they did it on all the movies they worked on. They have sucessfully put rubber dog shit in 6 different movies where those takes made it to the final reel.

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                                                                                    • u-Bob
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      rats + steroids...

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                                                                                        • 3M TA3
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                                                                                          • 2972
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Love Sex
                                                                                          loosen up the plumbing

                                                                                          bubble gum in the locks


                                                                                          have fun
                                                                                          this, is kinda funny...

                                                                                          How about loosen the plumbing and then patch it with bubble gum?

                                                                                          or put fan blades on the garbage disposal?

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                                                                                            • madawgz
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                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                              • 30509
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Voodoo
                                                                                              Hang yourself in the living room.

                                                                                              j/k


                                                                                              that wouldnt be pretty
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                                                                                                • The Duck
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  splatter your head all over the wall
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                                                                                                    • surfer on acid
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                                                                                                      • Dec 2005
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Dave Guru
                                                                                                      take a mean shit and dont flush it
                                                                                                      got one better. Its called an upper decker. you take the lid off the top of the toilet, and take a shit in there. that way when the next person flushes, they will get a shitty mess. ive done it, its great.

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                                                                                                        • 3M TA3
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by kandah
                                                                                                          splatter your head all over the wall
                                                                                                          i wouldn't be moving out would I - i'd be moving on....

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                                                                                                            • Spunky
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                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                              • 133978
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Dave Guru
                                                                                                              take a mean shit and dont flush it
                                                                                                              In the holding tank

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                                                                                                                • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by surfer on acid
                                                                                                                  got one better. Its called an upper decker. you take the lid off the top of the toilet, and take a shit in there. that way when the next person flushes, they will get a shitty mess. ive done it, its great.
                                                                                                                  hahah that is evil, yet brilliant!


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                                                                                                                    • RogerV5
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      i just recently moved.... i filled a closet up with trash and padlocked it

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                                                                                                                        • Luc Lonely
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Voodoo
                                                                                                                          Hang yourself in the living room.

                                                                                                                          j/k
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                                                                                                                            • Screaming
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              sheet rock is easy to repair

                                                                                                                              punch a hole in it. drop a fish behind the wall. repair it. paint it.

                                                                                                                              move.

                                                                                                                              Never.. in a million years, are they going to get that stench out of there.....

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                                                                                                                                • wtfent
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                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Dude none of you guys will ever be able to rent again if you do anything to bad. The best thing to do is get four big rats at a pet shop and a few baby ones also, put them in the closets, oven (do not have it on of course), under the sinks, etc... That would be a fun time for someone cleaning the place especially since rats/mice freak the hell out of a lot of people.
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                                                                                                                                    • Makingcoin
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Screaming
                                                                                                                                      sheet rock is easy to repair

                                                                                                                                      punch a hole in it. drop a fish behind the wall. repair it. paint it.

                                                                                                                                      move.

                                                                                                                                      Never.. in a million years, are they going to get that stench out of there.....
                                                                                                                                      Some great ideas in here, this one takes the cake so far.

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                                                                                                                                        • 3M TA3
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Signing off now.....see ya'll in LA!!

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                                                                                                                                            • gecko
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by surfer on acid
                                                                                                                                              got one better. Its called an upper decker. you take the lid off the top of the toilet, and take a shit in there. that way when the next person flushes, they will get a shitty mess. ive done it, its great.
                                                                                                                                              haha w0rd.
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                                                                                                                                                • mechanicvirus
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by surfer on acid
                                                                                                                                                  got one better. Its called an upper decker. you take the lid off the top of the toilet, and take a shit in there. that way when the next person flushes, they will get a shitty mess. ive done it, its great.
                                                                                                                                                  hahaha that's so bad
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                                                                                                                                                    • woj
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by 3M TA3
                                                                                                                                                      My rent has gone up more than 20% in the 13 months that I've been here.
                                                                                                                                                      Hmm, around here you sign a 1 year lease, and for that time frame the price stays constant, only after your lease is up price can be changed, it doesn't work that way over there?
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                                                                                                                                                        • Babagirls
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          one guy flushed the toliet paper roller. clogged up the toliet the first day we moved in. so tahts a good one LOL




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                                                                                                                                                            • grumpy
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                                                                                                                              Why would you do that?
                                                                                                                                                              i agree.
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                                                                                                                                                                • Malicious Biz
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by 3M TA3
                                                                                                                                                                  Leave any hidden suprises for the next residence?

                                                                                                                                                                  how about a wireless webcam in the bathroom picking up a wireless network somewhere.

                                                                                                                                                                  How about leave a bunch of rotting meat in your apartment and not tell them you're leaving.

                                                                                                                                                                  Come on, there have to be some funny stories or ideas out there. I have 12 hours before I'm outta here.

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