Our Beloved President George W. Bush

I wish I had a harvard mba and ran the most powerful country in the world.

Not me, I wouldn't mind the MBA. But being the President would suck. Having every little thing you say over analysed by pricks like me. NO THANK YOU!!!

Sorry...im not buying this fucking devisiveness anymore.

The American people are friends of Canada and vice versa.

I refuse to go along with this fucking bullshit animosity.

Speech date: Feb 17, 2000
Today's date: Feb 28, 2003

Do you always live in the past? How's it look from back there?

"It depends on how you define 'alone'"


"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is"

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman <pause, gaze averted> Ms. Lewinsky."


"You can't say you love your country and hate your government."


"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."


She is here with us today," the president declared, speaking of Halvorsen. "I'd like to ask her to stand."
Gail Halvorsen then stood up - Mr. Gail Halvorsen, a 77-year old grandfather.
"Thank you, Sir, " said Clinton.



"...with barely 700 days left in the 20th century..."
-State of the Union address, January 27, 1998



Presented with the Romanian tri-color flag, Clinton replied:
"Thanks for the poncho."


"The last time I checked, the Constitution said, 'of the people, by the people and for the people.' That's what the Declaration of Independence says."


"I am the only President in who knew something about agriculture when I got there."

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy!"


"We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans to legitimately own handguns and rifles"


"African-Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do."

Either your a liar or a actual moron? You can Pick...

That is where you are wrong I am neither. Your politics are your own but this guy is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

btw "a actual" should be "AN actual". It is called grammer, you should have learned it a long time ago.

I wish I had a powerful father to get me into Harvard.

I wish I could party through Harvard and have students turn their back on me in protest when I speak.

I wanted to get an MBA but they found out my parents were married to each other. I sure as hell wouldn't want just about every word I spoke for 4 years being analyzed by everybody in the world.