Originally Posted by Slick

I never understood how people read on the toilet when they're taking a shit. What, does it really take that long for a piece of shit to drop out of your ass or do you like to sit there and enjoy the feel of shit on your ass ???

I know for me, when I have to go, I go in the bathroom, sit down, shit instantly comes out, I whipe, and I'm done. I don't see where there'd be time to read something. I'd rather do it quick then kick back in my recliner and read.