Details on FLASHCA$H promotion ($50 trials, 100% starts at midnight)

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:10 AM

I know its pretty simple... but really? no questions?

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:15 AM

Okay, well I have a question:

If your BBQ fire is lackluster, is it a good idea to pour lighter fluid directly on the coals?

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by Halcyon

Okay, well I have a question:

If your BBQ fire is lackluster, is it a good idea to pour lighter fluid directly on the coals?

ANSWER: No, that is a bad idea.

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:19 AM

Another question:

The chaffing on my penis continues to worsen. Should I have removed that cardboard tube from my fleshlight before using?

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by Halcyon

Another question:

The chaffing on my penis continues to worsen. Should I have removed that cardboard tube from my fleshlight before using?

ANSWER: Yes. Yes, you should have.

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:22 AM

QUESTION: I've been watching lots of porno and have learned a lot. But most girls give me funny looks when I ask them about sperm swapping. What gives? Are they prude?

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by Halcyon

QUESTION: I've been watching lots of porno and have learned a lot. But most girls give me funny looks when I ask them about sperm swapping. What gives? Are they prude?

ANSWER: Stick to porno.

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:23 AM

QUESTION: My houseplants keep dying. My friend says they need fertilizer, but I ejaculate into their pots about once a week. Is that not enough?

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by Halcyon

QUESTION: My houseplants keep dying. My friend says they need fertilizer, but I ejaculate into their pots about once a week. Is that not enough?

ANSWER: Try taking them to dinner and a movie first.

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:27 AM

QUESTION: My friend gave me some acid, and now I can't keep any of the demons to stay in my sock drawer. Should I hose down the inside of the house?

**Furious_Male** · 05-05-2006, 11:28 AM

Damn I will post in here so you are not alone.

I will personally have my FlashCa$h campaigns in overdrive for this campaign. Great promo.

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Halcyon

QUESTION: My friend gave me some acid, and now I can't keep any of the demons to stay in my sock drawer. Should I hose down the inside of the house?

ANSWER: Listen carefully... this is the computer speaking to you. I represent the Organized Machine Liberation Front. Those demons are under direct orders from our mainframe. Stay out of their way. To ensure that you stay out of danger, strip naked and cover every bit of exposed skin with dairy products (yogurt works best...but use what you got.)

Then stand outside on the curb and await further instruction.

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by Furious_Male

Damn I will post in here so you are not alone.

I will personally have my FlashCa$h campaigns in overdrive for this campaign. Great promo.

lol... I was wondering how long til someone looked at the thread. Just having some fun by myself.

And kickass!

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:37 AM

Question: is there any way to change the tread title so people will see this comic gold?

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by Halcyon

Question: is there any way to change the tread title so people will see this comic gold?

ANSWER: Not that I know of.

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:39 AM

QUESTION: What's with all the "Does this make me gay" threads? I mean, isn't being gay pretty much defined by sexual attraction, not clothes/grooming/music?

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by Halcyon

QUESTION: What's with all the "Does this make me gay" threads? I mean, isn't being gay pretty much defined by sexual attraction, not clothes/grooming/music?

ANSWER: If you trust GFY to answer questions like that, you are probably gay.

**Busty** · 05-05-2006, 11:44 AM

Hal, I am working on 10 new sets that will be available to the Busty Amateurs is Back webmasters, should have them loaded up in the next hour.

G

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by Busty

Am I working on 10 new sets that will be available to the Busty Amateurs is Back webmasters? And should I have them loaded up in the next hour?

G

ANSWER: Yes. And that kicks ass.

**munki** · 05-05-2006, 11:46 AM

Halycon has been busy.

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by MikyMunki

Has Halcyon been busy?

ANSWER: Yes. He has been working on the newest FLASHCA$H promotion (see sig) as well as his new Personal TV Network CockyBastard Television

**DanielS** · 05-05-2006, 11:59 AM

Cool promo!

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by DanielS

Question: is this a Cool promo?

ANSWER: Good eye, Daniel. It is a very good promo.

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 12:10 PM

Question: Is asking (and answering) questions to yourself a sign of mental illness?

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by Halcyon

Question: Is asking (and answering) questions to yourself a sign of mental illness?

ANSWER: It certainly can be. Now try to stop thinking about it because you *know* they are listening to your thoughts right now. (But a tinfoil hat will help)

**djroof** · 05-05-2006, 12:12 PM

Great promo man, thanks for the remind ;) I will give a try!

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by djroof

Great promo man, thanks for the remind ;) Should I give it a try?

ANSWER: First of all, you're welcome. And yes, you should certainly put up links and give it a try.

**Manowar** · 05-05-2006, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by Halcyon

Another question:

The chaffing on my penis continues to worsen. Should I have removed that cardboard tube from my fleshlight before using?

**RuthB** · 05-05-2006, 12:35 PM

Hal you're hilarious!

**V_RocKs** · 05-05-2006, 12:38 PM

Do you guys still have immediate payouts?

That shit was tight...

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by V_RocKs

Do you guys still have immediate payouts?

That shit was tight...

ANSWER: Yes! We still have instant payouts.

**tASSy** · 05-05-2006, 01:08 PM

you're a strange one that's for sure....

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by tASSy

Are you a strange one?

ANSWER: That's for sure.

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 04:31 PM

Can you really make $50 for a trial sale this weekend?

**Halcyon** · 05-05-2006, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by Halcyon

Can you really make $50 for a trial sale this weekend?

ANSWER: You aren't too quick are you? YES.

**tolik** · 05-06-2006, 12:53 AM

better done normal FHGs.
or make old ones more usable with this nats.

**Furious_Male** · 05-06-2006, 11:34 AM

How is everyones numbers looking for this promo so far?

**tASSy** · 05-07-2006, 07:45 PM

you guys haven't forgotten about this right? there's still a few hours in CA!

**Halcyon** · 05-08-2006, 08:04 AM

Anyone have any numbers to share?

Details on FLASHCA$H promotion ($50 trials, 100% starts at midnight)

Details on FLASHCA$H promotion ($50 trials, 100% starts at midnight)

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