Fiddy Shitcan Readers
Do you read in the bathroom?
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I shoot deer and turkey from my window..got one of those long slender windows with the horizontal blind like glass that opens up ( dont know the proper name) going from roof to floor right at my crapper...
off into the bushes...Comment
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I read about 4 full magazines a month on the shitter.
That works out to 1 a week.
Usually Wired, Men's Journal, Complex & VF.
You can extrapolate from that how long I actually take on the toilet... but let me throw the x factor in the equation... many days I shit twice a day.
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my boyfriend came up with a name for my business while taking a dump!
I was bugging him for ideas for a new business name i was registering that had to be very universal and suitable for all kinds of industries so he said let me go take a shit and i will come out with a name.
So he comes out and says "52 inc" hahah. So my business name now is "52 company".Comment
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He took a bowl of melty rocky road into the bathroom with him. It was right off of the living room, and when I heard both doors close, my heart sank and my gut crawled up into my stomach. Then, I went in my room and didn't talk to him for the rest of the night.
It was probably a one-off, but I never brought home 'community ice cream' after that.Comment
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Well, I guess if you are going to eat ice cream while you drop bombs, rocky road seems most appropriate.He took a bowl of melty rocky road into the bathroom with him. It was right off of the living room, and when I heard both doors close, my heart sank and my gut crawled up into my stomach. Then, I went in my room and didn't talk to him for the rest of the night.
It was probably a one-off, but I never brought home 'community ice cream' after that.
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i just remembered that i once had an apartment where the toilet and the bathtub were in the kitchen. or the fridge and the stove in the bathroom - depends on how you look at it - lolComment
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Usually reading Money or Biz sections of the paper.. stocks and whatnot or I'll pick up the wife's Cosmo and read about how to give a good BJ
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If I'm gonna be in there for a while I'll take a book or read blogs on my iphone.Comment
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I never understood how people read on the toilet when they're taking a shit. What, does it really take that long for a piece of shit to drop out of your ass or do you like to sit there and enjoy the feel of shit on your ass ???
I know for me, when I have to go, I go in the bathroom, sit down, shit instantly comes out, I whipe, and I'm done. I don't see where there'd be time to read something. I'd rather do it quick then kick back in my recliner and read.Comment
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And with a name like Slick I'd expect nothing less!I never understood how people read on the toilet when they're taking a shit. What, does it really take that long for a piece of shit to drop out of your ass or do you like to sit there and enjoy the feel of shit on your ass ???
I know for me, when I have to go, I go in the bathroom, sit down, shit instantly comes out, I whipe, and I'm done. I don't see where there'd be time to read something. I'd rather do it quick then kick back in my recliner and read.
I am with you on this, once it's out, you clean up & flush
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most people take it as a mini break and an excuse to lurk in there longer heheComment
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I try to make it my creative time, sometimes I make paper airplanes, or practice playing spoons. My new fav is to put a couple of plastic cups on the floor and see if I can power shoot piss into them
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Usually I am too busy touching myself to hold any reading material.
Every once in a while I like to read about others in the bathroom.
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you people who take a siesta or a reading break in the bathroom realize that you smell when you come out of there? courtesy flush is important and a fan helps.
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unless i have an upset stomach or one of those deals where things don't go smoothly I'm in and out in 45 seconds.I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!Comment
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I keep a laptop on a tv dinner table in the shitter.
read and post on gfy from the crapper.
it makes use of idle time.
somebody open a window, will ya?
smells like something died in here!Comment



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