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  • mikeyddddd
    Viva la vulva!
    • Mar 2003
    • 16557

    #51
    Fiddy Shitcan Readers

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    • Deej
      I make pixels work
      • Jun 2005
      • 24386

      #52
      I shoot deer and turkey from my window..got one of those long slender windows with the horizontal blind like glass that opens up ( dont know the proper name) going from roof to floor right at my crapper...

      off into the bushes...

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      • Pornwolf
        Drunk and Unruly
        • Jan 2002
        • 22712

        #53
        I read about 4 full magazines a month on the shitter.

        That works out to 1 a week.

        Usually Wired, Men's Journal, Complex & VF.

        You can extrapolate from that how long I actually take on the toilet... but let me throw the x factor in the equation... many days I shit twice a day.

        I eat lots of fiber.
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        • GrouchyAdmin
          Now choke yourself!
          • Apr 2006
          • 12085

          #54
          Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
          mildly?

          It's not like I watched! Out of sight.. out of mind.

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          • V_RocKs
            Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
            • Nov 2003
            • 32448

            #55
            I come up with by best plans by reading on the toilet.

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            • AZSarah
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2006
              • 1651

              #56
              Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
              It's not like I watched! Out of sight.. out of mind.
              did they take the whole container in with them, or make a bowl when they felt a shit coming on?
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              • Eva PSC
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                • Feb 2008
                • 994

                #57
                my boyfriend came up with a name for my business while taking a dump!

                I was bugging him for ideas for a new business name i was registering that had to be very universal and suitable for all kinds of industries so he said let me go take a shit and i will come out with a name.

                So he comes out and says "52 inc" hahah. So my business name now is "52 company".

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                • GrouchyAdmin
                  Now choke yourself!
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 12085

                  #58
                  Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                  did they take the whole container in with them, or make a bowl when they felt a shit coming on?
                  He took a bowl of melty rocky road into the bathroom with him. It was right off of the living room, and when I heard both doors close, my heart sank and my gut crawled up into my stomach. Then, I went in my room and didn't talk to him for the rest of the night.

                  It was probably a one-off, but I never brought home 'community ice cream' after that.

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                  • AZSarah
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 1651

                    #59
                    Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                    He took a bowl of melty rocky road into the bathroom with him. It was right off of the living room, and when I heard both doors close, my heart sank and my gut crawled up into my stomach. Then, I went in my room and didn't talk to him for the rest of the night.

                    It was probably a one-off, but I never brought home 'community ice cream' after that.
                    Well, I guess if you are going to eat ice cream while you drop bombs, rocky road seems most appropriate.
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                    • MaDalton
                      I am Amazing Content!
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 39861

                      #60
                      i just remembered that i once had an apartment where the toilet and the bathtub were in the kitchen. or the fridge and the stove in the bathroom - depends on how you look at it - lol
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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133978

                        #61
                        No,I'm out of there as fast as possible

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                        • eightmotives
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                          • May 2007
                          • 811

                          #62
                          Sure do!
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                          • J$tyle$
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 11500

                            #63
                            Originally posted by Pornwolf
                            I eat lots of fiber.
                            sig material

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                            • shekinah
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                              • May 2006
                              • 8452

                              #64
                              Yes, I do.. usually when I can't help myself to read.

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                              • Socks
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2002
                                • 8475

                                #65
                                I only write in the bathrooms.. I write stuff like

                                "For a good time, call Juicy D Links"

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                                • OG LennyT
                                  Wall Street Pimp
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 14345

                                  #66
                                  Usually reading Money or Biz sections of the paper.. stocks and whatnot or I'll pick up the wife's Cosmo and read about how to give a good BJ
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                                  • brandonstills
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                                    • Dec 2007
                                    • 1964

                                    #67
                                    If I'm gonna be in there for a while I'll take a book or read blogs on my iphone.

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                                    • GrouchyAdmin
                                      Now choke yourself!
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 12085

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                                      Well, I guess if you are going to eat ice cream while you drop bombs, rocky road seems most appropriate.
                                      Your avatar now frightens me.

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                                      • tony299
                                        lurker
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 57021

                                        #69
                                        i read businessweek,dv,videographer,american photo,pc mag

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                                        • HAPPYPEEKERS
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                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 7566

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                                          A quick shitter huh?
                                          Good for you! I'm the same way.


                                          you are so funny girl!

                                          I have an addiction to celebrity magazines lol
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                                          • tony299
                                            lurker
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 57021

                                            #71
                                            Who has had the bathreaders badge of honor? Your reading so long your legs fall asleep, which adds a whole in dimension of fun. lol

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                                            • Slick
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 7338

                                              #72
                                              I never understood how people read on the toilet when they're taking a shit. What, does it really take that long for a piece of shit to drop out of your ass or do you like to sit there and enjoy the feel of shit on your ass ???

                                              I know for me, when I have to go, I go in the bathroom, sit down, shit instantly comes out, I whipe, and I'm done. I don't see where there'd be time to read something. I'd rather do it quick then kick back in my recliner and read.

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                                              • AZSarah
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2006
                                                • 1651

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Slick
                                                I never understood how people read on the toilet when they're taking a shit. What, does it really take that long for a piece of shit to drop out of your ass or do you like to sit there and enjoy the feel of shit on your ass ???

                                                I know for me, when I have to go, I go in the bathroom, sit down, shit instantly comes out, I whipe, and I'm done. I don't see where there'd be time to read something. I'd rather do it quick then kick back in my recliner and read.
                                                And with a name like Slick I'd expect nothing less!

                                                I am with you on this, once it's out, you clean up & flush
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                                                • Eva PSC
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                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                  • 994

                                                  #74
                                                  most people take it as a mini break and an excuse to lurk in there longer hehe

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                                                  • »Rob Content«
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                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 4348

                                                    #75
                                                    I try to make it my creative time, sometimes I make paper airplanes, or practice playing spoons. My new fav is to put a couple of plastic cups on the floor and see if I can power shoot piss into them

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                                                    • fuzebox
                                                      making it rain
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 22353

                                                      #76
                                                      I like to get a magazine to leave in there and read one article with each poop. Usually takes me 1-2 weeks to finish the magazine, then I buy a new one

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                                                      • Rique
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2008
                                                        • 334

                                                        #77
                                                        I got a gift subscription to EW (Entertainment Weekly) and so "bathroom time" is the only time I bother reading thru it (mostly the music/dvd/show ratings charts).

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                                                        • 420
                                                          cuck
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 11571

                                                          #78
                                                          Usually I am too busy touching myself to hold any reading material.





                                                          Every once in a while I like to read about others in the bathroom.
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                                                          • StaceyJo
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                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                            • 8960

                                                            #79
                                                            I rather playing my cellphone, texting or getting a call but definitely not into reading...
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                                                            • xentech
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2006
                                                              • 1405

                                                              #80
                                                              I ALWAYS read in the toilet, I used to play guitar aswel haha

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                                                              • SuzzyQ
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2006
                                                                • 1557

                                                                #81
                                                                I take care of business and go about my way. Usually 10 mins.

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                                                                • Mutt
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 34431

                                                                  #82
                                                                  you people who take a siesta or a reading break in the bathroom realize that you smell when you come out of there? courtesy flush is important and a fan helps.

                                                                  my dad would read the newspaper in the can and my mom would scream at him because she said he smelled after coming out - i never smelled anything but then again i wasn't sleeping with him.
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                                                                  • Mutt
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                    • 34431

                                                                    #83
                                                                    unless i have an upset stomach or one of those deals where things don't go smoothly I'm in and out in 45 seconds.
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                                                                    • sumphatpimp
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 5235

                                                                      #84
                                                                      I keep a laptop on a tv dinner table in the shitter.
                                                                      read and post on gfy from the crapper.
                                                                      it makes use of idle time.




                                                                      somebody open a window, will ya?
                                                                      smells like something died in here!

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                                                                      • tranza
                                                                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                        • 57559

                                                                        #85
                                                                        hahahahaha always!
                                                                        I'm just a newbie.

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