I have to face my worst fear!!!! (PIC)

**MikeB** · 05-05-2006, 09:51 AM

I hope I never have to face my worst fears.

1. Burned alive
2. Burried alive
3. Fall to my death
4. Drown

**RhiannonAPM** · 05-05-2006, 09:54 AM

Put out traps to kill them?

**BluewireAngie** · 05-05-2006, 09:56 AM

eeeww what kind of snake is that? Is that a rattle snake? Scary....

**Fetish Gimp** · 05-05-2006, 09:57 AM

Put them on a plane.

**Pete-KT** · 05-05-2006, 09:58 AM

its so cute though

**Libertine** · 05-05-2006, 09:58 AM

Can't you get some animal that will kill snakes?

Edit: get a mongoose!

**Funbrunette** · 05-05-2006, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by BluewireAngie

eeeww what kind of snake is that? Is that a rattle snake? Scary....

No it's just a garter snake it's actually harmless it just scares the shit out of me I REFUSE to go out until we put up mesh wiring all around my fence in my yard!

**WWC-Pajio** · 05-05-2006, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by MikeB

I hope I never have to face my worst fears.

1. Burned alive
2. Burried alive
3. Fall to my death
4. Drown

...those are not fears.. those are nightmares!!!

**Fresh** · 05-05-2006, 09:59 AM

that snake dosnt look venomous. They are probably garden snakes and wont do any harm. But im not a pro so dont take my word for it lollllllll

**PaulB IYP** · 05-05-2006, 10:00 AM

they arent going to hurt you girl
snakes only fuck with you if you fuck with them

**MikeB** · 05-05-2006, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by WWC-Pajio

...those are not fears.. those are nightmares!!!

I forgot Electrocution....

**Phoenix** · 05-05-2006, 10:03 AM

they arent even poisonous...if you walk towards them they will slither away

**VicJay** · 05-05-2006, 10:05 AM

I guess my worst fear is to lose someone close to me: friends, relatives PARENTS

**HammerALL** · 05-05-2006, 10:07 AM

**Funbrunette** · 05-05-2006, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by Phoenix

they arent even poisonous...if you walk towards them they will slither away

I think that's it...the slithering! Eek! I'm putting the house up for sale!

And fucked up is that I can't stop looking at the dead thing through the window it's like a morbid obesession...lol

**HorseShit** · 05-05-2006, 10:10 AM

get yourself a snake as a pet.. maybe a ball python to start.. they are very friendly if you purchase one young and bring it up.. you will soon overcome that fear

ps - I love snakes

**calibra** · 05-05-2006, 10:12 AM

When I lived in China I used to eat them. Fried snakes are really yummy, though damn expensive.

**King Adam** · 05-05-2006, 10:12 AM

Garter snakes are harmless. They keep away all the nasty insects and small rodents in the area. You should want to keep them around.

Teach our kid how to catch them and learn to exist with them. Snakes are one of gods best creations. Not slimy or nasty, very clean, stays away from people and kills all kinds of nasty disease infested animals.

**BuggyG** · 05-05-2006, 10:16 AM

hmmm.. roast snake with some red wine
k.. tell Chris when that happens.. I'm over for the bbq!

**GatorB** · 05-05-2006, 10:18 AM

garter snakes are not poisonous and their bite at worse is like a pinch. WTf don't kill them. Me and my friends use to try and catch them for fun. Then we let them go. Why would you be afraid of a garter snake?

**Sosa** · 05-05-2006, 10:18 AM

gardner snakes won't hurt ya

**twinkley** · 05-05-2006, 10:32 AM

Just remember ...

"Red to black, friend of Jack. Red to Yellow will kill a fellow"

Those garter snakes are reletively harmless ....

If they are really breeding in yer backyard, there must be a food supply there ... cut off the food supply and away they go!

twinkley

**wdsguy** · 05-05-2006, 10:40 AM

Prob field rats or rabbits in your backyard thats feeding them.

**madawgz** · 05-05-2006, 10:42 AM

id be scared of that lol

**After Shock Media** · 05-05-2006, 10:45 AM

Well if you really want to help prevent snakes from entering your yard it would require a small investment. Which for most people with phobias ussually never is a problem.

Controlling insect and rodent populations and keeping grass mowed and landscapes clean.
Eliminate debris such as wood or rock piles on the property.
Cut down heavy brush or trim back hedges.
Seal small gaps under doors or decks, etc.
Use funnel type traps or glue board type traps along edges.
An extreme remedy would be a perimeter wide fence sloping outward at a 30 degree angle.

By the way the fiberous rope trick around the property does not work.

**CaptainWolfy** · 05-05-2006, 10:46 AM

get a mongoose!

**WiredGuy** · 05-05-2006, 10:50 AM

I say mow the lawn quite often if you see one, let the mower do its job

WG

**Quagmire** · 05-05-2006, 10:55 AM

Snakes. In a motherfuckin' backyard. The sequel to Snakes on a Plane.

**fetishblog** · 05-05-2006, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by BluewireAngie

eeeww what kind of snake is that? Is that a rattle snake? Scary....

Hahah, no, that is not a rattlesnake. It's a harmless garter snake.

This is a rattlesnake.

**SilentKnight** · 05-05-2006, 11:00 AM

I personally dislike snakes and generally avoid them whenever possible.

But there's no denying they're good for getting rid of other unwanted pests and such.

**Syl** · 05-05-2006, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by Funbrunette

I think that's it...the slithering! Eek! I'm putting the house up for sale!

And fucked up is that I can't stop looking at the dead thing through the window it's like a morbid obesession...lol

Hehe. You're nuts. Tell Chris to make a pretty belt out of it for you.

**Babagirls** · 05-05-2006, 11:35 AM

some good tips in this thread.

**G-Rotica** · 05-05-2006, 11:39 AM

Cats are good snake killers.

**LittleSassy** · 05-05-2006, 11:40 AM

aww....sucks....

I hate snakes too tho that doesnt seemed poisonous.

**pornguy** · 05-05-2006, 11:52 AM

There are several pets that you can get that will keep them out. And believe it or not, sometimes a cat being around will keep them away.

**Evil Chris** · 05-05-2006, 12:09 PM

The poor guy got nailed by the weed whacker. He was just minding his own snake-business.

I had to go finish him off (with a 3 iron) as he was still alive. I chucked him over the fence.

**gandalfuy** · 05-05-2006, 12:13 PM

a cat would be a good solution

**OMG Jim** · 05-05-2006, 12:13 PM

You need one of these for a pet in the backyard

They snack on snakes.

**Evil Chris** · 05-05-2006, 12:15 PM

We don't even have a snake problem around here. But I do see one or two every spring and that's about it.

What we do have a problem with is those fucking skunks.

**aico** · 05-05-2006, 12:20 PM

Your fears are all in your head, because there is no such thing as a HUGE garter snake, lol. Garter snakes will most like slither away when you get close, they only bite if you pick them up, and usually don't even bite then, and it doesn't hurt. I used to play with them all the time when I was a kid.

**Manowar** · 05-05-2006, 12:38 PM

creeeeepy

**webgurl** · 05-05-2006, 12:41 PM

**SCtyger** · 05-05-2006, 01:02 PM

start an egg farm in your backyard... the roosters will tear up the snakes.

now to avoid the shit all over the backyard lol

**ZEK** · 05-05-2006, 01:05 PM

I suppose thats the adantage of living in a mild climate - we rarley ever see any of these bugs / creepy stuff and if we do they are like 1/4 the size of yours

**truckertrash** · 05-05-2006, 01:11 PM

put moth balls around your yard they will go away they hate moth balls

when we go fishing in certain lakes we put them in out boots cause of the water snakes

**germ** · 05-05-2006, 02:45 PM

i think getting a mongoose is the coolest idea in this thread so far.

rikki tikki taffy :D

**Mr.Right - Banned For Life** · 05-05-2006, 02:58 PM

I hate snakes.

**stev0** · 05-05-2006, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by Funbrunette

No it's just a garter snake it's actually harmless it just scares the shit out of me I REFUSE to go out until we put up mesh wiring all around my fence in my yard!

Sounds like you need to buck up and face your fear... only way you'll get over it.

**Bluecircle** · 05-05-2006, 03:06 PM

if anything garter snakes are a good thing...

I have to face my worst fear!!!! (PIC)

I have to face my worst fear!!!! (PIC)

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