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  • madawgz
    8.8.8.8
    • Mar 2006
    • 30509
    #1

    ASC offered to get me LAID by 4 pornstars!!1111

    its true i have not had much experience in bed...
    and i am looking to fuck around

    so after i made my thread about fucking a virgin yesterday, Jonah made a reply that shocked me!!

    from my understanding:

    if you guys promote Adult Series Cash and send a certain ammount of sales in 1 month then im going to get laid by some hottie pornstars...

    Please HELP ME GET LAID



    i can imagine them now...oooo fuck.......

    TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.
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    • The Duck
      Adult Content Provider
      • May 2005
      • 18243
      #2
      id rather eat razors then to help you fuck those chicks
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        • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
          I guarantee it
          • May 2005
          • 18314
          #3
          Nice pic.

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            • RogerV3
              Confirmed User
              • May 2006
              • 161
              #4
              Originally posted by kandah
              id rather eat razors then to help you fuck those chicks

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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528
                  #5
                  damn they are HOT

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                    • madawgz
                      8.8.8.8
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 30509
                      #6
                      Originally posted by kandah
                      id rather eat razors then to help you fuck those chicks
                      aww dont do that kandah, dont you want to see me get lucky?
                      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                        • JD
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 22651
                          #7
                          i can see it now....

                          "Music!....ACTION!!...pump..pump..pump..OOOooOoooO oOoOooOo.....CUUUUUT!"

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                            • madawgz
                              8.8.8.8
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 30509
                              #8
                              Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR
                              i can see it now....

                              "Music!....ACTION!!...pump..pump..pump..OOOooOoooO oOoOooOo.....CUUUUUT!"


                              bump for pussy!
                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                • tyler.
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 1653
                                  #9
                                  They are hot as hell !

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                                    • Pinklinkz
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 658
                                      #10
                                      hmmm
                                      should i help you get laid
                                      or
                                      spear honey on my eyeballs and kick over a bee hive
                                      lol
                                      bzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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                                        • Pornopat
                                          AdultTubeSubmits.com
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 10598
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by madawgz


                                          bump for pussy!
                                          They dont look like they have pussy?
                                          https://stripcash.com/sign-up/?userI...fff832eb95ab6a

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                                            • madawgz
                                              8.8.8.8
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 30509
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Pinklinkz
                                              hmmm
                                              should i help you get laid
                                              or
                                              spear honey on my eyeballs and kick over a bee hive
                                              lol
                                              bzzzzzzzzzzzzz
                                              i dont think that made any sense...??
                                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                • GatorB
                                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 18208
                                                  #13
                                                  Why should I care if YOU get laid?

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                                                    • madawgz
                                                      8.8.8.8
                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 30509
                                                      #14
                                                      cmon guys! help me get some action
                                                      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                        • madawgz
                                                          8.8.8.8
                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 30509
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by GatorB
                                                          Why should I care if YOU get laid?
                                                          because i will be your best friend
                                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                            • cranki
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 5162
                                                              #16
                                                              what about

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                                                                • ElvisManson
                                                                  Looking California
                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 5476
                                                                  #17
                                                                  maybe we should set it up as LC v2.0

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                                                                    • candyflip
                                                                      Carpe Visio
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 43073
                                                                      #18
                                                                      The last time this happened the lucky dude ended up getting fucked in the ass for all of us to see.

                                                                      Spend you some brain.
                                                                      Email Me

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                                                                        • wdsguy
                                                                          Ryde or Die
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 19568
                                                                          #19
                                                                          why aren't you banned yet?

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                                                                            • dissipate
                                                                              The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                              • 8904
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Jonah just offered to get me laid if someoneone sends 100 sales.

                                                                              You know you guys <3 me more than madawz and my girlfriend of 3+ years just left me.

                                                                              feel the love.

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                                                                                • sicone
                                                                                  Retired
                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 18453
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by ElvisManson
                                                                                  maybe we should set it up as LC v2.0
                                                                                  Thats what I was thinking

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                                                                                    • dissipate
                                                                                      The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                      • 8904
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by ElvisManson
                                                                                      maybe we should set it up as LC v2.0

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                                                                                        • RyuLion
                                                                                          ClubDomCash.com
                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 32371
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by kandah
                                                                                          id rather eat razors then to help you fuck those chicks
                                                                                          OMG! lol

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                                                                                            • madawgz
                                                                                              8.8.8.8
                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                              • 30509
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by dissipate
                                                                                              Jonah just offered to get me laid if someoneone sends 100 sales.

                                                                                              You know you guys <3 me more than madawz and my girlfriend of 3+ years just left me.

                                                                                              feel the love.
                                                                                              alright, i can let you join in

                                                                                              2 girls for eachof us
                                                                                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                                • madawgz
                                                                                                  8.8.8.8
                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                  • 30509
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by wdsguy
                                                                                                  why aren't you banned yet?
                                                                                                  i should be banned because im posting alot??
                                                                                                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                                    • Deej
                                                                                                      I make pixels work
                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                                      • 24386
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                                                      alright, i can let you join in

                                                                                                      2 girls for eachof us
                                                                                                      you just wanna bump uglies with Dissipate, homo

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                                                                                                        • Bama
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                                          • 2727
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          4 pornstars?

                                                                                                          That's like stabbing someone 50 times or shooting them in the head 10 times...

                                                                                                          The first one does alotta damage - the second one would surely finish you off - the rest is just plain ol' overkill!

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                                                                                                            • one eight
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                                              • 1941
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Would anybody actually get behind this?

                                                                                                              Like sending sales in order to get Madawgz laid.. and see the video on GFY?

                                                                                                              If so, I'll hire the talent, fly to MTL, and shoot it.

                                                                                                              -more than a number

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                                                                                                                • germ
                                                                                                                  ( o Y o )
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                  • 3108
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  worst contest ever...

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                                                                                                                    • travs
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                      • 1631
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      you don't have 4 cocks. you might as well share the rest to us.

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                                                                                                                        • Miguel T
                                                                                                                          ♦ Web Developer ♦
                                                                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                                                                          • 12470
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          May I join?

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                                                                                                                            • The Captain
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                              • 1558
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Ummmm no.
                                                                                                                              ←Make Your Money Go | Make Your Traffic Go→

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                                                                                                                                • James Greuel
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 243
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  umm, they made that offer to Lawrence Connor too, and look what happened to him...

                                                                                                                                  You look, I can't bear to watch that again.

                                                                                                                                  LOL

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                                                                                                                                    • germ
                                                                                                                                      ( o Y o )
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 3108
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by James Greuel
                                                                                                                                      umm, they made that offer to Lawrence Connor too, and look what happened to him...

                                                                                                                                      You look, I can't bear to watch that again.

                                                                                                                                      LOL

                                                                                                                                      link it up

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                                                                                                                                        • Wiggles
                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 14423
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          he didn't elaborate, its male pornstars.
                                                                                                                                          no sig

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                                                                                                                                            • germ
                                                                                                                                              ( o Y o )
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 3108
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Wiggles
                                                                                                                                              he didn't elaborate, its male pornstars.

                                                                                                                                              its lex steele and that guy ramone from bangbros. they're gonna make him look like goatse.

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                                                                                                                                                • madawgz
                                                                                                                                                  8.8.8.8
                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                  • 30509
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  , i dont think so ...... LOL
                                                                                                                                                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                                                                                    • marketsmart
                                                                                                                                                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 20419
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      5200 posts since march. if you put in as much time making money as posting you will have enough money to buy your own hookers....

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                                                                                                                                                        • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 58202
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          I'm getting flashbacks of LC take2


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                                                                                                                                                            • madawgz
                                                                                                                                                              8.8.8.8
                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                              • 30509
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              paying hookers for sex isnt right...
                                                                                                                                                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                                                                                                • one eight
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                                                  • 1941
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                                                                                                                  paying hookers for sex isnt right...

                                                                                                                                                                  Their not hookers, their pornstars. Just have to make sure we have a camera, there.
                                                                                                                                                                  -more than a number

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                                                                                                                                                                    • d00t
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 3766
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AdultSeriesCash
                                                                                                                                                                      Would anybody actually get behind this?

                                                                                                                                                                      Like sending sales in order to get Madawgz laid.. and see the video on GFY?

                                                                                                                                                                      If so, I'll hire the talent, fly to MTL, and shoot it.

                                                                                                                                                                      He wouldn't do it. How would he maintain 4 posts per minute otherwise?

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Screaming
                                                                                                                                                                          I can change this!!!!!
                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                          • 18972
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          so let me get this right...

                                                                                                                                                                          this 18 year old loud mouth wants us to send sales to a company (why dont he just send them himself) so he can get laid?

                                                                                                                                                                          2nd vote for the razors

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                                                                                                                                                                            • CyberHustler
                                                                                                                                                                              Masterbaiter
                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                                                                              • 28776
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              nope... sorry homie
                                                                                                                                                                              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 12745
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  ASC also said that if I got 10 sales I would get laid by some hot 18 year old board whore.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Dont get your hopes up

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • CaptainWolfy
                                                                                                                                                                                      Playa
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 8439
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Nice pic.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • madawgz
                                                                                                                                                                                          8.8.8.8
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 30509
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by d00t
                                                                                                                                                                                          He wouldn't do it. How would he maintain 4 posts per minute otherwise?
                                                                                                                                                                                          i guess i would have to stop posting for a day
                                                                                                                                                                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Manowar
                                                                                                                                                                                              jellyfish  
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 71528
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              keep going maddawgz

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Babagirls
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Text Writer
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 18812
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by kandah
                                                                                                                                                                                                  id rather eat razors then to help you fuck those chicks
                                                                                                                                                                                                  holy SHIT that was fuckin funny




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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 51692
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                                                                                                                                      The last time this happened the lucky dude ended up getting fucked in the ass for all of us to see.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      And he's still posting on this board... never ends
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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