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  • Elle Sommers
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    • Oct 2005
    • 660

    #1

    Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer

    Who would win in a fight? Discuss.
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    Jack
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    Chuck
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  • HushMoney
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    • Apr 2005
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    #2
    Chuck Norris would kill him with a sneeze.
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    • iBanker
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      • Dec 2004
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      #3
      Jack... no contest...
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      • eMonk
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        • Aug 2003
        • 2310

        #4
        chuck norris use to spar with bruce lee. i believe chuck tought him how to kick better.

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        • BlingDaddy
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          • Apr 2004
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          #5
          I'm gonna have to go with "Jack".
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          • TheSenator
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            • Feb 2003
            • 13330

            #6
            Chucks hands down.
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            • Snake Doctor
              I'm Lenny2 Bitch
              • Mar 2001
              • 13449

              #7
              Chuck Norris doesn't have to fight.
              He would stare at the President for 10 seconds and after the President shit his pants he would order Bauer's assasination.
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              • Elle Sommers
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                • Oct 2005
                • 660

                #8
                Added a poll... I need to hear some real debate before making my selection.

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                • Snake Doctor
                  I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 13449

                  #9
                  Chuck Norris would stare at the CTU building for 24 seconds and it would spontaneously combust into a nuclear explosion.
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                  • WiredGuy
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                    • Aug 2002
                    • 34516

                    #10
                    Chuck Norris hands now.
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                    • Snake Doctor
                      I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 13449

                      #11
                      When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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                      • Snake Doctor
                        I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                        • Mar 2001
                        • 13449

                        #12
                        Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
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                        • iBanker
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                          • Dec 2004
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Lenny2
                          Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
                          lol 2345
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                          • Snake Doctor
                            I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                            • Mar 2001
                            • 13449

                            #14
                            Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Jack Bauer why he thinks he should have the seat and Jack replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the all the people I saved from terrorists" Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
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                            • Elle Sommers
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                              • Oct 2005
                              • 660

                              #15
                              There are so many variables.. I simply can not decide.

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                              • Snake Doctor
                                I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                • Mar 2001
                                • 13449

                                #16
                                The only reason the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going is because it knows Chuck Norris is after it.
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                                • Elle Sommers
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                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 660

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Lenny2
                                  Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Jack Bauer why he thinks he should have the seat and Jack replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the all the people I saved from terrorists" Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
                                  Wow, I just seriously LOLed at that one for a solid 30 seconds. Then my hot naked roomate (just out of the shower) asked what I was laughing about. She then LOLed for a solid 30 seconds. Thats a good one.

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                                  • dissipate
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                                    • Nov 2005
                                    • 8904

                                    #18
                                    Chuck Norris all the way

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                                    • Miguel T
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                                      • May 2005
                                      • 12470

                                      #19
                                      Chuck Norris of course!!!

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                                      • cranki
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                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 5162

                                        #20
                                        I can't believe somebody actually voted for Jack Bauer... Chuck's retaliation will be your doom.

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                                        • Snake Doctor
                                          I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 13449

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by cranki
                                          I can't believe somebody actually voted for Jack Bauer... Chuck's retaliation will be your doom.
                                          I have a feeling the girl who started this thread won't make it through the night
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                                          • Bdiddy
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                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 2456

                                            #22
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                                            • Malicious Biz
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 4575

                                              #23
                                              chuck norris is a real life ass kicker. bauer only plays one on TV.

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                                              • Elle Sommers
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                                                • Oct 2005
                                                • 660

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Lenny2
                                                I have a feeling the girl who started this thread won't make it through the night
                                                I remained neutral until I got a valid reasoning for either... then I found this.

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                                                • candyflip
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                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 43073

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Lenny2
                                                  The only reason the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going is because it knows Chuck Norris is after it.
                                                  Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.

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                                                  • Vitasoy
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                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 58202

                                                    #26
                                                    Chuck Norris, without a doubt


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                                                    • 421Fill
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                      • 20659

                                                      #27
                                                      Chuck Norris plays WoW, so of course he'd win. LOL

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                                                      • candyflip
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                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                        • 43073

                                                        #28
                                                        When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

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                                                        • sweethotkayla
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                                                          • Feb 2005
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                                                          #29
                                                          Jack all the way - to be honest I'm not even sure who this chuck fella is:S

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                                                          • gecko
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                                                            • Jun 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Chuck would open a can of woopass
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                                                            • Luc Lonely
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                                                              • Feb 2006
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                                                              #31
                                                              chuck hands down. he's my student
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                                                              • Snake Doctor
                                                                I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                                • Mar 2001
                                                                • 13449

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Elle Sommers
                                                                I remained neutral until I got a valid reasoning for either... then I found this.
                                                                You can't believe that zionist propoganda.
                                                                That story assumes that Chuck would actually have to go somewhere to kill Jack.
                                                                Chuck can will Jack dead anytime he wants to, he simply chooses not to because he enjoys watching 24.
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                                                                • Elle Sommers
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  A few out there believe in Jack..

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                                                                  • Niko Bimini
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                                                                    • Feb 2004
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Lenny2
                                                                    Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Jack Bauer why he thinks he should have the seat and Jack replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the all the people I saved from terrorists" Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

                                                                    Funny shit!


                                                                    I all seriousness I don't think alot of the younins realize that Chuck started out as a full contact martial arts world champion. When I was a kid I saw him fight for the title against that "Mongoos" guy and it was brutal. The guy broke Chucks jaw in the first round and Chuck kept fighting eventually breaking the guys arm in the 6th round!!!!! Now THAT is one tough son of a bitch!!!

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                                                                    • King Adam
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                                                                      • Jul 2003
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • G-Rotica
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                                                                        • Aug 2005
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                        Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.
                                                                        OMG I just busted up laughing.

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                                                                        • Herb Kornfield
                                                                          Is on the 1
                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                          • 4996

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Chuck Norris has a beach house on the Sun.

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                                                                          • u-Bob
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                                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                                            • 33063

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Jack Bauer: here's why: www.jackbauer.info

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                                                                            • Snake Doctor
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                                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                                              • 13449

                                                                              #39
                                                                              The Incredible Hulk has a Chuck Norris lunch box
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