Who would win in a fight? Discuss.
Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer
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Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer
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I'm gonna have to go with "Jack".
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to fight.
He would stare at the President for 10 seconds and after the President shit his pants he would order Bauer's assasination.sig too bigComment
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Added a poll... I need to hear some real debate before making my selection.
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Chuck Norris would stare at the CTU building for 24 seconds and it would spontaneously combust into a nuclear explosion.sig too bigComment
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lol 2345Originally posted by Lenny2Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.www.JasonandAlex.com
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Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Jack Bauer why he thinks he should have the seat and Jack replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the all the people I saved from terrorists" Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."sig too bigComment
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There are so many variables.. I simply can not decide.
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The only reason the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going is because it knows Chuck Norris is after it.sig too bigComment
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Wow, I just seriously LOLed at that one for a solid 30 seconds. Then my hot naked roomate (just out of the shower) asked what I was laughing about. She then LOLed for a solid 30 seconds. Thats a good one.Originally posted by Lenny2Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Jack Bauer why he thinks he should have the seat and Jack replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the all the people I saved from terrorists" Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
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I have a feeling the girl who started this thread won't make it through the nightOriginally posted by crankiI can't believe somebody actually voted for Jack Bauer... Chuck's retaliation will be your doom.
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I remained neutral until I got a valid reasoning for either... then I found this.Originally posted by Lenny2I have a feeling the girl who started this thread won't make it through the night

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Jack all the way - to be honest I'm not even sure who this chuck fella is:SComment
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chuck hands down. he's my studentComment
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You can't believe that zionist propoganda.Originally posted by Elle SommersI remained neutral until I got a valid reasoning for either... then I found this.
That story assumes that Chuck would actually have to go somewhere to kill Jack.
Chuck can will Jack dead anytime he wants to, he simply chooses not to because he enjoys watching 24.sig too bigComment
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A few out there believe in Jack..
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Originally posted by Lenny2Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Jack Bauer why he thinks he should have the seat and Jack replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the all the people I saved from terrorists" Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
Funny shit!
I all seriousness I don't think alot of the younins realize that Chuck started out as a full contact martial arts world champion. When I was a kid I saw him fight for the title against that "Mongoos" guy and it was brutal. The guy broke Chucks jaw in the first round and Chuck kept fighting eventually breaking the guys arm in the 6th round!!!!! Now THAT is one tough son of a bitch!!!
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