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Halcyon's "5 ways to Celebrate Cinco De Mayo"

05-04-2006, 03:29 PM

I know there is lots of uncertainly about how to celebrate this important Mexican event. The recent demonstrations have us all worried about where our next grapes are coming from. Well, not to worry! Here's a handy guide I wrote up for you all: (note: I apologize in advance for the racial insensitivity)

5 Ways to celebrate Cinco de Mayo!!!

1) Do the Mexican Master Cleanse: Eat nothing but beans, drink nothing but salsa. ?LA RAZA!?
2) Celebrate the Gringo version of ?cinco of mayo? (Have 5 shots of mayonnaise with a beer chaser)
3) Make sure you have FLASHCA$H links up so you can take advantage of the MAY-HEM promotion! (see sig)
4) Come see DJ K play at 4th and B in San Diego on Friday (DJ K mixed the first 3 FLASHCASH DJ Mix series CDs.)
5) Go to TJ and get one of those guys with the whistle to shake your head and give you tequila poppers all night. (Bonus: hire him to come back to your condo for the weekend and deliver whistle shots til Monday morning)

now, before you start cutting up limes, get those FLASHCA$H links up!

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05-04-2006, 03:31 PM

mayonnaise shots? count me in!

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05-04-2006, 03:32 PM

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05-04-2006, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by Downtime

mayonnaise shots? count me in!

mmmmmmm...good!

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05-04-2006, 04:03 PM

HAHAHA Good stuff man.

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05-04-2006, 04:21 PM

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05-04-2006, 04:23 PM

Im cookin beans.
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05-04-2006, 04:26 PM

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05-04-2006, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by -=LC=-

THAT is the image I needed!!

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05-04-2006, 05:40 PM

love how you sneaked that #3 in

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05-04-2006, 05:41 PM

hehe, these pics are great
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05-04-2006, 05:41 PM

Drink and eat all day

Hey all.....tequilla, corona, and a shit load of mexican food.....it's a fun party..

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05-04-2006, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

love how you sneaked that #3 in

who me? *bats eyelashes*

It's sorta like product placement.

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05-04-2006, 09:15 PM

Yo Hal lets trade some traffic soon and sign up for eachothers programs
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05-04-2006, 09:25 PM

already started tonight haha. Went to a mexican restraunt that started earlier since so many graduation parties are booked for tomorrow night.
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05-04-2006, 10:33 PM

most excellent thread
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05-04-2006, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by -=LC=-

You must be someone who only drinks North of the border.

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05-04-2006, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by Halcyon

THAT is the image I needed!!

The scary image is who posted those pics and where those bottles "may" have been considering "his" history.

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05-04-2006, 10:41 PM

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
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05-04-2006, 11:28 PM

Ok. So what happened to SOL?
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05-04-2006, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by Halcyon

...

It's sorta like product placement.

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05-05-2006, 07:02 AM

Originally posted by RayBonga

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

This is beautfiul. From Wikipedia? ;)

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05-05-2006, 07:57 AM

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05-05-2006, 08:04 AM

I'm having tequilla for breakfast.

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05-05-2006, 08:09 AM

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05-05-2006, 08:16 AM

Originally posted by RayBonga

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

Thanks for the history lesson.
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05-05-2006, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by -=LC=-
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05-05-2006, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by RogerV

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05-05-2006, 09:54 AM

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05-05-2006, 09:59 AM

yay happy cinco de mayo!
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05-05-2006, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by -=LC=-

NOW THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! YUMMY! WHERES THE SALT AND LIME?

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