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i am a hero to the moose race!
i saved a life today, woot woot. i am a fucking hero.
i was driving through the countryside when a woman in a minivan waved me over to the side of the road. I thought she was having vehicle troubles or something. So ii get out and walk over, and she points out this little newborn moose and says there's a baby cow drowning and she doesn't know what to do. I look and it and say "that's a newborn moose, it can't be more than a couple days old". The poor little fucker was stuck int he mud and drowning. I just saw a cow moose liek half a mile up the road standing by the fence. So being the prepared person I am, i just happened to have a pair of chestwaders and a lariat behind the seat of the truck. I pulled on my waders and boots, waded out to him. roped his hind leg and drug him up to shore and threw him in the box of my truck. dumped him beside the fence, and momma came running.
me = hero
ya, thats right...
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