MTV show - YO Momma

**The Truth Hurts** · 05-04-2006, 01:08 PM

it'd be funny... if 99% of the 'yo mommas' weren't at least 25 years old.

**RhiannonAPM** · 05-04-2006, 01:09 PM

One i saw last night girl said "Your so black and your teeth are so yellow, when you smile you look like a Steelers Helmet"...lmao!!!!

**dynastoned** · 05-04-2006, 01:10 PM

honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.

**vod** · 05-04-2006, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by RhiannonAPM

One i saw last night girl said "Your so black and your teeth are so yellow, when you smile you look like a Steelers Helmet"...lmao!!!!

yeah she tore that guy up and won that shit... "steelers helmet" was a great comeback...

**OMG Jim** · 05-04-2006, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by dynastoned

honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.

That must be why it's so popular

**LittleSassy** · 05-04-2006, 01:12 PM

hahahah....gotta check it out sometime.

**madawgz** · 05-04-2006, 01:13 PM

no way... geez, what will they think of next :\

**vod** · 05-04-2006, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by madawgz

no way... geez, what will they think of next :\

knock, knock jokes.. lol

**wdsguy** · 05-04-2006, 01:30 PM

its the most stupidest show ever. I thought i was back in HS for a sec.

I kept watching for a couple minutes just because I couldn't believe stupid, fuckin retarded and ghetto this show was.

**FreeFastHost** · 05-04-2006, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by dynastoned

honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.

I agree.

**aico** · 05-04-2006, 01:33 PM

I think I stopped watching MTV right after I grew up.

**WebairGerard** · 05-04-2006, 01:34 PM

how about yo mommas so dumb she still watches MTV!

God MTV really sucks.

**The Duck** · 05-04-2006, 01:35 PM

gonna see if i can dl it

**Ecksent** · 05-04-2006, 01:40 PM

I love when they go to each other's houses. They always find some weird ass shit.

**Phil** · 05-04-2006, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by RhiannonAPM

One i saw last night girl said "Your so black and your teeth are so yellow, when you smile you look like a Steelers Helmet"...lmao!!!!

I watch that show every time its on and that girl has been the best so far..

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-04-2006, 01:49 PM

Yo mama's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

**ATL_Ryan** · 05-04-2006, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by dynastoned

honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.

yep

**Yze** · 05-04-2006, 02:05 PM

entertaining, just gets annoying when the jokes are lame as hell.. some are pretty funny though

**axelcat** · 05-04-2006, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by vod

knock, knock jokes.. lol

that would be funny....lol

**Babagirls** · 05-04-2006, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by dynastoned

honestly i watched it one time for 5 minutes. it has got to be the dumbest show ever broadcasted on network television.

how can you SAY THAT???????????????????????????

"Date My Mom" is!!!!!!

**xNetworx** · 05-04-2006, 02:10 PM

My favorite was... "Yo mama's so fat that when she was at KFC and they asked her what size bucket of chicken she wanted, she said, the one on the roof!"

**Young** · 05-04-2006, 02:16 PM

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=...0&Go.y=0&Go=Go

those jokes are from 1994. literally. from the book Snaps.

**vod** · 05-04-2006, 07:09 PM

we need more Yo Momma jokes, cause it all about the entertainment.

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left and speed stick slow down.

**CaptainHook** · 05-04-2006, 07:11 PM

not a fan

Hey....not a huge fan of the show.....the jokes kind of get old after a while....I think punkd (ashton kutcher's) show is a lot funnier.....

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MTV show - YO Momma

MTV show - YO Momma

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