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  • BitchenBob
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 417

    #1

    Google rankings explained

    A friend just sent this to me...it might be old info. for some of you but it's new to me.

    As a Google user, you're familiar with the speed and accuracy of a Google search. How exactly does Google manage to find the right results for every query as quickly as it does? The heart of Google's search technology is PigeonRank?, a system for ranking web pages developed by Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin at Stanford University.

    By collecting flocks of pigeons in dense clusters, Google is able to process search queries at speeds superior to traditional search engines, which typically rely on birds of prey, brooding hens or slow-moving waterfowl to do their relevance rankings.

    When a search query is submitted to Google, it is routed to a data coop where monitors flash result pages at blazing speeds. When a relevant result is observed by one of the pigeons in the cluster, it strikes a rubber-coated steel bar with its beak, which assigns the page a PigeonRank value of one. For each peck, the PigeonRank increases. Those pages receiving the most pecks, are returned at the top of the user's results page with the other results displayed in pecking order.

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  • ~Ray
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    • Jun 2003
    • 18361

    #2
    old as dust
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    • MrChips
      Confirmed User
      • May 2005
      • 1504

      #3
      4 years ago?

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      • OG LennyT
        Wall Street Pimp
        • Jun 2003
        • 14345

        #4
        huh?? wtf was that?
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        • J.P.
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2004
          • 689

          #5
          Read at the bottom:

          "Note: This page was posted for April Fool's Day - 2002."
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          • Basic_man
            Programming King Pin
            • Oct 2003
            • 27360

            #6
            Never heard it.. and it's pretty funny
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            • Manowar
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              • Dec 2003
              • 71528

              #7
              Originally posted by J.P.
              Read at the bottom:

              "Note: This page was posted for April Fool's Day - 2002."
              some people probably take it as fact

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              • martinsc
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jun 2005
                • 27043

                #8
                Originally posted by MrChips
                4 years ago?
                i think 5....
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                • NoWhErE
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 10583

                  #9
                  Pigeons eh?

                  Makes sense.

                  I was gonna base my next search engine on a platypus, but pigeons should be much more effective
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                  • Nicky
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 30071

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Manowar
                    some people probably take it as fact
                    Lots of idiots all around

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                    • madawgz
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                      • Mar 2006
                      • 30509

                      #11
                      that seems pretty oldd........
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                      • Barefootsies
                        Choice is an Illusion
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 42635

                        #12
                        (insert time line pic with bird shit on it)

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                        • TheSenator
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 13330

                          #13
                          PR pfffff
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                          • EZRhino
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 6258

                            #14
                            old post, WTF

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