Proof that Americans are actually very, very small people [PICS]
The yellow smarties (as we call them) are back in full force at the foot of the American Falls at Niagara - now that the summer tourist season is gearing up.
And then we have the peculiar phenomenon where complete strangers dressed as blue smarties wave frantically to other strangers in the opposing boat - just because.
Its rather inexplicable.
The same people who'd just as soon give each other the finger behind the wheel are magically transformed by the Niagara mist in to long-lost friends compelled to beckon to each other like the true mariners they are.
i went down it back in 92'... it was fucking awesome.... the barrel got smashed on the rocks and tore my fucking arms off...
oh wait, nevermind... i was confused... i was thinking about the time a fucked an asian midget in the ass in my shower baerback and slipped on a bar of soap and cracked my head open...
probably just like going down the falls in a barrel though...
i went down it back in 92'... it was fucking awesome.... the barrel got smashed on the rocks and tore my fucking arms off...
oh wait, nevermind... i was confused... i was thinking about the time a fucked an asian midget in the ass in my shower baerback and slipped on a bar of soap and cracked my head open...
probably just like going down the falls in a barrel though...
Confoosing those two events is actually quite common.
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