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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    The Taliban kicks ass!

    Taliban Rules:

    Prayer:
    Failure to pray to Mecca five times a day -- a requirement of the Muslim religion -- is punishable by imprisonment.

    Women and driving:
    Drivers are prohibited from giving rides to women. Violators are subject to imprisonment.

    Preventing idolatry:
    Portraits -- paintings and photos -- are said to promote idolatry and must be destroyed under the law.

    Women and work:
    Women are banned from working outside the home except in the health sector. In hospitals, women are separated from their male colleagues.

    Women and education:
    The Taliban forbids the education of women until institutions segregating them from men are established. Informal education of women can be punishable by law. For men, at least a sixth-grade education is required.

    Entertainment:
    Music, except for religious chants, is prohibited in shops, hotels and vehicles, and at weddings and parties. Kite flying is considered "useless" and an obstacle to education. Hobbies like keeping pigeons also are forbidden.

    Gambling:
    Forbidden and punishable by at least a month in prison.

    Beards and barbers:
    Men who trim or shave their beards -- considered a sign of Islamic piety -- are imprisoned until their beard grows out. Taliban religious police have been known to employ "the fist rule." A beard must be long enough to be held in a fist. Barbers are banned from giving "American-style" haircuts.

    Public bathing:
    The Taliban shut public bathhouses for men and women, even though most Afghans lack running water. The Taliban says Islam forbids men and women to publicly display their bodies.

    OH YEAH! I wanna live in this warped fuckin' world! I'm lookin' for a plane ticket now!
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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    I hope the Stealth pilots are jammin' to some kick ass Metallica when they let those bombs fly.

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    America... Still kickin' ass after two hundred & twenty five years.
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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075

      #3
      I can only assume that feltching is out of the question there as well.
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      • Sjayne
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 1182

        #4
        http://www.rawa.org

        I don't know how a woman (let alone men) could look at this site and not cry. I hope that when we are done bombing them some of the surviving women get to see liberation.
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        • Amputate Your Head
          There can be only one
          • Aug 2001
          • 39075

          #5
          That's a pretty long grocery list on that site there Sjayne. Sad indeed. Those fuckin' animals need to be taken down.

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          • boneprone
            Hall Of Fame
            • Jan 2001
            • 34415

            #6
            Whats gunna happen to me when I go there during my boneprone world tour wearing my GFY shirt?

            Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
            Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
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            Learn about it kids.

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            • Marcus
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 3472

              #7
              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
              I can only assume that feltching is out of the question there as well.


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              • FADE19
                Snow's Parole Officer
                • Sep 2001
                • 1161

                #8
                I bet ya don't get many signups from that part of the world there do ya AMP

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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  They publicly lynched two "convicted" prostitutes... I can only imagine the penalty for lookin' at Net porn. Oh, wait... you gotta have computers and electricity for that... never mind.
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                  • stangster
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 1126

                    #10
                    The NET is banned in Afganistan!
                    http://rawa.fancymarketing.net/internet.htm

                    Never give up.. Never surrender.

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                    • Gary
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 6110

                      #11
                      Originally posted by stangster:
                      The NET is banned in Afganistan!
                      http://rawa.fancymarketing.net/internet.htm

                      That explains why signups are down.

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