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  • FuckY0u
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2006
    • 39
    #1

    I want a job in this industry!

    How does someone with no experience on the job but knows a shitload from working for oneself get a job with a company in this industry?
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978
      #2
      Do you have firm buttocks?

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        • FuckY0u
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2006
          • 39
          #3
          Originally posted by Spunky
          Do you have firm buttocks?
          no but it's possible if I hit the gym.

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            • DBS.US
              Geo Cities
              • Aug 2003
              • 11842
              #4
              First you have to join the union, then once you have your card you just sign up on the hire list and then wait.
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                • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                  I guarantee it
                  • May 2005
                  • 18314
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Spunky
                  Do you have firm buttocks?

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                    • SilentKnight
                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 24812
                      #6
                      A good start would probably involve not joining adult webmaster forums and calling all industry models "worthless whores" with your first post.

                      I can't imagine someone hiring you with an attitude like that.

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                        • mechanicvirus
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 4136
                          #7
                          You gotta do gay porn like everyone else

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                            • FuckY0u
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 39
                              #8
                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                              A good start would probably involve not joining adult webmaster forums and calling all industry models "worthless whores" with your first post.

                              I can't imagine someone hiring you with an attitude like that.
                              LOL I was just useing this name to make some drama I was bored would never do such athing in real life it was a joke now get over it.
                              Last edited by FuckY0u; 05-02-2006, 04:48 PM.

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                                • Fresh
                                  TubeClicks.com - First Tube Affiliate Program
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 4920
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                  Do you have firm buttocks?

                                  thats right, spunky wastes no time.

                                  without a firm buttocks, you will go nowhere


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                                    • DBS.US
                                      Geo Cities
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 11842
                                      #10
                                      Call the Adult job hotline 1-900-657-1496
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                                        • BlingDaddy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 6343
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by DBS.US
                                          Call the Adult job hotline 1-900-657-1496
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                                            • skinnay
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 2274
                                              #12
                                              this thread is funny
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                                                • Barefootsies
                                                  Choice is an Illusion
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 42635
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by DBS.US
                                                  Call the Adult job hotline 1-900-657-1496
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                                                    • madawgz
                                                      8.8.8.8
                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 30509
                                                      #14
                                                      hahahahaha, trolllllllllllllll
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                                                        • shack
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 539
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by mechanicvirus
                                                          You gotta do gay porn like everyone else

                                                          Or you can be smart like me and claim you have a disability to get out of it.


                                                          Beware though, if they catch you out, you are sent to Japan to film scat vids.

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                                                            • The Heron
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 4496
                                                              #16
                                                              Hire midgets to spam for you!

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                                                                • xNetworx
                                                                  So Fucking What
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 14445
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Jizz Mopper?

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                                                                    • FreeHugeMovies
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                      • 14141
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Have you joined the Union yet?

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                                                                        • Shocking
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                                          • 523
                                                                          #19
                                                                          get a video camera, a gay friend and video tape your self with him doing naughty things. for sure someone will take you seriously!
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                                                                            • iWeb_Allan
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                              • 407
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by shack
                                                                              Or you can be smart like me and claim you have a disability to get out of it.


                                                                              Beware though, if they catch you out, you are sent to Japan to film scat vids.
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                                                                                • Sparks
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                  • 2466
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  You could try submitting, designing, promoting, ect. like the rest of us

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                                                                                    • DBS.US
                                                                                      Geo Cities
                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                      • 11842
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Somebody should make up an adult union website and sell memberships to guys like this.
                                                                                      Have an unused domain? Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site and be making money tonight

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                                                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                                          • 24812
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by FuckY0u
                                                                                          LOL I was just useing this name to make some drama I was bored would never do such athing in real life it was a joke now get over it.
                                                                                          Clever joke. That highbrow stuff is really something.

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                                                                                            • dial
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                              • 1225
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                                              A good start would probably involve not joining adult webmaster forums and calling all industry models "worthless whores" with your first post.

                                                                                              I can't imagine someone hiring you with an attitude like that.
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                                                                                              anyone that would put any effort into possibly hiring you from gfy will first go through your posts and see what your reputation is like and find that thread and think twice

                                                                                              unless that person is p1mpdogg....then you will get hired in a heartbeat
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                                                                                                • Choppa
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                  • 4079
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                                                  A good start would probably involve not joining adult webmaster forums and calling all industry models "worthless whores" with your first post.

                                                                                                  I can't imagine someone hiring you with an attitude like that.
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                                                                                                    • jacked
                                                                                                      sperm tail
                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                      • 11019
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      they do have a mcdonalds booth at most of the conventions
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                                                                                                        • Platinum Mike
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                                                          • 343
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by FuckY0u
                                                                                                          LOL I was just useing this name to make some drama I was bored would never do such athing in real life it was a joke now get over it.
                                                                                                          In real life?

                                                                                                          Dude, where do you think you are?


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                                                                                                            • L-Pink
                                                                                                              working on my tan
                                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                                              • 39151
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by FuckY0u
                                                                                                              LOL I was just useing this name to make some drama I was bored would never do such athing in real life it was a joke now get over it.
                                                                                                              I can offer you a fake job .... or are you looking for one for your real life?


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                                                                                                                • DaddyHalbucks
                                                                                                                  A freakin' legend!
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                  • 18975
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  It's easy.

                                                                                                                  Just sell your sig for big bucks.

                                                                                                                  You can retire within 30.. 45 days max.
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                                                                                                                    • CyberHustler
                                                                                                                      Masterbaiter
                                                                                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                      • 28784
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      i want a blow job
                                                                                                                      “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                                                                        • white-rob-like-whoa
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                          • 508
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by mechanicvirus
                                                                                                                          You gotta do gay porn like everyone else
                                                                                                                          Sad but true....
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                                                                                                                            • sfera
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                              • 8597
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              check out some of the gay site

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                                                                                                                                • jimthefiend
                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 18889
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Sorry all positions are currently full. Submit your resume again in 18 months.






                                                                                                                                  Fucking idiot.

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                                                                                                                                    • David - PG
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 767
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by FuckY0u
                                                                                                                                      no experience on the job
                                                                                                                                      Don't worry, you're not less qualified than all the sales and sig whores here.
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                                                                                                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                                                                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 24812
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                                                                          Sorry all positions are currently full. Submit your resume again in 18 months.

                                                                                                                                          Fucking idiot.

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                                                                                                                                            • travs
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 1631
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              mcdonalds is the way to go

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                                                                                                                                                • Vasago Reno
                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                  • 483
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by FuckY0u
                                                                                                                                                  How does someone with no experience on the job but knows a shitload from working for oneself get a job with a company in this industry?
                                                                                                                                                  How's your fluffer skills?

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