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  • Theo The Theologian
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2005
    • 1099

    #1

    I want you to join my gang.

    I am still taking applications for my cult. If you'd like to be a part of a new way of thinking about God that doesn't involve goats, let me know.

    On a side note do you ever wonder how long it would take to die with your anus sewn shut? I'd say a week or so, unless you ate Mexican which would be pretty quick.



    I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.
  • S P A N N O W
    Everywhere You Wanna Be!
    • Mar 2004
    • 11941

    #2
    Im in................. (except for the anus-thing)

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    • SmutGiant
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 4896

      #3
      but i like goats

      they're so cute

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      • madawgz
        8.8.8.8
        • Mar 2006
        • 30509

        #4
        sorrryyyyyyyy, im already alkida......
        TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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        • Shoehorn!
          Die With Your Boots On
          • Oct 2003
          • 22872

          #5
          Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
          On a side note do you ever wonder how long it would take to die with your anus sewn shut? I'd say a week or so, unless you ate Mexican which would be pretty quick.
          [/IMG]
          Studies show it would take 16 days without Mexican food, 11 days with.

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          • Anya
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2003
            • 437

            #6
            Consider my application submitted! Chio can vouch for me!

            Anya
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            • Theo The Theologian
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2005
              • 1099

              #7
              Originally posted by madawgz
              sorrryyyyyyyy, im already alkida......

              We can do conversions, but we only do them on Thrusdays, just before our weekly bridge game.

              If you are down, we have a spot right after some Hindus this week.


              I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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              • Theo The Theologian
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2005
                • 1099

                #8
                Originally posted by Anya
                Consider my application submitted! Chio can vouch for me!

                Anya

                Chio has spoken highly of your Vageener. I am anxious to take a look for myself. I happen to be a connoisseur of fine Vageener.
                Last edited by Theo The Theologian; 05-01-2006, 11:47 PM.


                I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                • Shoehorn!
                  Die With Your Boots On
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 22872

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                  Chio has spoken highly of your Vageener. I am anxious to take a look for myself. I happen to be a connoisseur of fine Vageener.

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                  • Anya
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 437

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                    Chio has spoken highly of your Vageener. I am anxious to take a look for myself. I happen to be a connoisseur of fine Vageener.
                    I am going to bed, I'm just really s-l-o-w about it. A vageener connoisseur.

                    Tell Chio & Shoehorn (I know SH will see this too) I appreciated the 3-some.. er 3-way... er...

                    Anya
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                    • Shoehorn!
                      Die With Your Boots On
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 22872

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Anya
                      I am going to bed, I'm just really s-l-o-w about it. A vageener connoisseur.

                      Tell Chio & Shoehorn (I know SH will see this too) I appreciated the 3-some.. er 3-way... er...

                      Anya
                      Shoehorn says he enjoyed it too.

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                      • edgeprod
                        Permanently Gone
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 10019

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                        On a side note do you ever wonder how long it would take to die with your anus sewn shut? I'd say a week or so, unless you ate Mexican which would be pretty quick.[/IMG]
                        I'd die without anal sex!

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                        • BIGTYMER
                          Junior Achiever
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 17066

                          #13
                          Your gang sucks!!

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                          • CuriousToyBoy
                            Crazy Aussie Bastard
                            • Aug 2005
                            • 16787

                            #14
                            I just appreciate Anya.

                            2c
                            Celebs
                            Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                            • Theo The Theologian
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 1099

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BigTymer
                              Your gang sucks!!
                              You're a big jerk.


                              I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                              • BusterBunny
                                perverted justice decoy
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 19291

                                #16
                                no real cult would take applications, membership is based upon money so i dub you a false profit...
                                my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                • Theo The Theologian
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 1099

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                  no real cult would take applications, membership is based upon money so i dub you a false profit...
                                  Well then I dub you a big jerk, and I bet you wear faggy pants.


                                  I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                  • 2HousePlague
                                    CURATOR
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 14572

                                    #18









                                    2hp
                                    tada!

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                                    • BusterBunny
                                      perverted justice decoy
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 19291

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                                      Well then I dub you a big jerk, and I bet you wear faggy pants.
                                      i wear my gear like kriss kross i'm supafly
                                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                      • Theo The Theologian
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 1099

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                        i wear my gear like kriss kross i'm supafly
                                        Brother Cottontail, I'm sorry for my previous outburst. You're alright in my book, and my book is a Holy one.


                                        I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                        • BusterBunny
                                          perverted justice decoy
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 19291

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                                          Brother Cottontail, I'm sorry for my previous outburst. You're alright in my book, and my book is a Holy one.
                                          all good...in my head i saw the scenes from little nicky with the preacher running around screaming "im burning in hell"....good luck with your kool aid crew
                                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                          • Theo The Theologian
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2005
                                            • 1099

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                            good luck with your kool aid crew



                                            I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                            • Ice
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 26053

                                              #23
                                              Yargh... count me in... where Chio's plank goes I follow
                                              icq 1904905

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                                              • Anya
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 437

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                I just appreciate Anya.

                                                2c
                                                Oh, look at how sweet you are, Lindsay!

                                                Anya
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                                                • Spunky
                                                  I need a beer
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 133978

                                                  #25
                                                  I want to be part of your organization

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                                                  • arock10
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2006
                                                    • 6217

                                                    #26
                                                    you could call yourself the crips and wear blue
                                                    Sup

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                                                    • shack
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 539

                                                      #27
                                                      Does it require me to get out bed before 12 and turn up anywhere?

                                                      Do I get a membership card ?

                                                      Will I be expected to believe everything you say ?

                                                      Will this be a good opportunity to meet girls ?

                                                      AND, are anus's going to be a common topic of discussion? (not down with that)

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                                                      • Hipp
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Dec 2005
                                                        • 50

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                        Studies show it would take 16 days without Mexican food, 11 days with.
                                                        Honestly I dont think I could go 2 days, much less 11 - 16. I'd keel over WAY before then.

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                                                        • Wiggles
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 14423

                                                          #29
                                                          what no goats? phew
                                                          no sig

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                                                          • gooddomains
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 10127

                                                            #30
                                                            cool gang

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