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  • GatorB
    The Demon & 12clicks
    • Oct 2001
    • 18208
    #1

    Your keyboard is dirtier than your toilet seat.

    In fact, the average desk harbors 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat, says Gerba, whose latest survey focuses on the germiest professions.

    "Nobody cleans the desktop, usually, until they stick to it," he says.

    http://health.yahoo.com/news/147335

    I think I'm going to invent a toilet seat keyboard.
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    • BlackWitch
      Registered User
      • Nov 2005
      • 90
      #2
      Originally posted by GatorB

      I think I'm going to invent a toilet seat keyboard.

      so you can shit on the internet ?
      I think it was already invented

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        • skinnay
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2004
          • 2274
          #3
          as long as i dont get herpes from it
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            • martinsc
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jun 2005
              • 27043
              #4
              dirty little keyboard...
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                • GatorB
                  The Demon & 12clicks
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 18208
                  #5
                  Originally posted by -=LC=-
                  and kitchen sink wash rags or sponges are also very germy
                  That's why I rinse them out good and hang them to dry.

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                    • princess
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 1939
                      #6
                      I clean mine quite often.
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                        • martinsc
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 27043
                          #7
                          i think the dirtiest thing is the flush button on public toilets...
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                            • Wiggles
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                              • May 2004
                              • 14423
                              #8
                              my keyboard has lots of lost dna ;)
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                                • sweetcuties
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 5859
                                  #9
                                  Yea, my keyboard is fucked up... my girl said something about it a few weeks ago

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                                    • BluewireAngie
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 4643
                                      #10
                                      Not mine. I always wipe my table with alcohol before I use it.
                                      And if there's nothing to do I see to it that there's no dust in between my keys.:D
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                                        • Manowar
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                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 71528
                                          #11
                                          oh well, helps me build up a resistance

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                                            • Barefootsies
                                              Choice is an Illusion
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 42635
                                              #12
                                              I'd say this is a pretty accurate assessment. Considering a lot of the keyboards I've seen, and the number of gross motherfuckers who do not wash after pinching a loaf.

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                                                • directfiesta
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 30183
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by martinsc
                                                  i think the dirtiest thing is the flush button on public toilets...
                                                  The door handle when you get out ... I always have a napkin to open it
                                                  I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                                  But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                                    • MickeyG
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 4134
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by directfiesta
                                                      The door handle when you get out ... I always have a napkin to open it
                                                      the door handle is the worst, I agree. I'll have to remember the napkin trick. I feel dumb for not thinking about it before..


                                                      But here's another gross one.. Condiments at restaraunts. How often do you pick up the ketchup on the table then eat with your hands? Cheese at the pizza place? Absolutely gross.

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                                                        • Enema
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 599
                                                          #15
                                                          My trick is to drink enough alcohol that i get drunk.

                                                          Then, when I'm drunk, I naturally spill alcohol onto the keyboard and my fingers...

                                                          thus, through mother nature's circle... my desk is cleaned.

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                                                            • Choppa
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                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 4079
                                                              #16
                                                              yeah CSI would have a field day with my keyboard
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                                                                • fl_prn_str
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                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 5736
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by BlackWitch
                                                                  so you can shit on the internet ?
                                                                  I think it was already invented

                                                                  the internet is full of shit as it is...............

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                                                                    • Grapesoda
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 46234
                                                                      #18
                                                                      not mine, yours is though

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                                                                        • gooddomains
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 10127
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I have shit stains on mine

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                                                                            • Quagmire
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                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                              • 6490
                                                                              #20
                                                                              your mom is dirtier than my keyboard

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                                                                                • oceania
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 547
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  oh gawd a true TMI piece of info
                                                                                  yuck
                                                                                  off to clean my keyboard and desk
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                                                                                    • ButtUgly-Bertha
                                                                                      What are these words under my name?
                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                      • 253
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      pig

                                                                                      Since I don't plan to lick either one, please tell me who cares
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                                                                                        • Jman
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                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 22833
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Not sure if my keyboard could go threw customs
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                                                                                            • chase
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                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                              • 6019
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by GatorB


                                                                                              "Nobody cleans the desktop, usually, until they stick to it," he says.
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                                                                                                • GregA
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                  • 107
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by GatorB
                                                                                                  In fact, the average desk harbors 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat, says Gerba, whose latest survey focuses on the germiest professions.

                                                                                                  "Nobody cleans the desktop, usually, until they stick to it," he says.
                                                                                                  so a few times a day right? :P
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                                                                                                    • GatorB
                                                                                                      The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                      • 18208
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by directfiesta
                                                                                                      The door handle when you get out ... I always have a napkin to open it
                                                                                                      Nope

                                                                                                      For example, the bathroom.

                                                                                                      "Toilets get a bad rap. So does the door on the way out," Gerba said.

                                                                                                      Bathroom sinks, however, are another matter. "Sinks are usually high (in bacterial counts) to begin with," Gerba said. "They have got everything a bacteria likes. It's wet, it's moist. In a home we usually find more E. coli in a sink than a toilet."

                                                                                                      Men's rooms, too. "Usually the dirtiest handles in public restrooms are urinal flush handles," he said.

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                                                                                                        • XxXotic
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                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                          • 8500
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          your asshole is also cleaner then your mouth
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                                                                                                            • BluewireAngie
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                                                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                                                              • 4643
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by XxXotic
                                                                                                              your asshole is also cleaner then your mouth
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                                                                                                                • kmanrox
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                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                  • 29295
                                                                                                                  #29
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                                                                                                                    • mechanicvirus
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                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                      • 4136
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Thanks im gonna go take all my keys off and lick it

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                                                                                                                        • madawgz
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                          • 30509
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          damn, i should start cleaning it then
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                                                                                                                            • Barefootsies
                                                                                                                              Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                              • 42635
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                                                                              damn, i should start cleaning it then
                                                                                                                              Try washing your hands after pinching a loaf first.

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                                                                                                                                • Ross
                                                                                                                                  Ik ben een aap
                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 18874
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by GatorB
                                                                                                                                  That's why I rinse them out good and hang them to dry.
                                                                                                                                  I through them away at the end of the day, start fresh with a new one in the morning.

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                                                                                                                                    • munki
                                                                                                                                      Do Fun Shit.
                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 13393
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Not mine...



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                                                                                                                                        • majorbitch
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 708
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Oh gross... who knew?

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                                                                                                                                            • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 58202
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Sick.. but I still eat while I type ;)


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                                                                                                                                                • Bama
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                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 2727
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Barefootsies
                                                                                                                                                  I'd say this is a pretty accurate assessment. Considering a lot of the keyboards I've seen, and the number of gross motherfuckers who do not wash after pinching a loaf.
                                                                                                                                                  You do realize that you're supposed to be using toilet paper or wipes and not your bare hand don't you?

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                                                                                                                                                    • gecko
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 21846
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      If it does not kill you, will only make you stronger ;)
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                                                                                                                                                        • GatorB
                                                                                                                                                          The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 18208
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Bama
                                                                                                                                                          You do realize that you're supposed to be using toilet paper or wipes and not your bare hand don't you?
                                                                                                                                                          You think a little bit of toilet paper is going to fecal germs? I can tell you ever wash after shitting. Ewwwwww. Remind me never come over to your house for dinner.

                                                                                                                                                          Let me ask you this, would you let a denitist put his hands in your mouth after he pinched a loaf without washing his hands first?

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                                                                                                                                                            • xNetworx
                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking What
                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 14445
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              my keyboard has semen on it

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                                                                                                                                                                • Barefootsies
                                                                                                                                                                  Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                  • 42635
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by GatorB
                                                                                                                                                                  You think a little bit of toilet paper is going to fecal germs? I can tell you ever wash after shitting. Ewwwwww. Remind me never come over to your house for dinner.

                                                                                                                                                                  Let me ask you this, would you let a denitist put his hands in your mouth after he pinched a loaf without washing his hands first?
                                                                                                                                                                  My point exactly.

                                                                                                                                                                  When I worked in an office, I was stunned how many of the dude's would drop a turd, not wash their hands, and then try and touch you or shake your hand later in the day.

                                                                                                                                                                  Same in the mall. You get done doing your business, wash you hands, and plenty of people get done taking a shit. Walk past you. Then you see them returning to their job in the foot court.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • KRL
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 31429
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MikyMunki
                                                                                                                                                                      Not mine...



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