Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

I dunno if I'd give it ratings that high. There's gonna be someone who needs urldecode, someone with a bizarre gpg setting, and.. oh god fuck PHP.

At least I can rely on trusty ol' cURL to almost always be there. fopen urls and http_get don't usually worked no more on crummy virtualhosts, but cURL? Most of the time. I almost turned headers on and NOBODY to use a HEAD to parse with less overhead, but the class is oddly lacking in the ability to handle that.