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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923
    #1

    what stereotype is the worst phone customer service?

    i'll keep this poll anonimous to protect the innocent. all i know is that i am tired of not being able to get answers by phone when i call a credit card or a retailer, etc...

    does anyone speak any english anymore?
    51
    indian/pakistani reading a script
    0%
    32
    angry black woman
    0%
    9
    southern white trash old lady
    0%
    1
    automated robot that makes you yell your options
    0%
    8
    juicy after a night of xanax
    0%
    1


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    • gdog
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      • Aug 2004
      • 1550
      #2
      the indians make me laugh
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        • MrIzzz
          If u touch it, I will cum
          • Sep 2003
          • 22923
          #3
          Originally posted by gdog
          the indians make me laugh
          come back and post in my poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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            • madawgz
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              • Mar 2006
              • 30509
              #4
              indian forsure......
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                • WonderWoman
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                  • Dec 2005
                  • 1439
                  #5
                  OH MAN I SO AGREE!!!

                  The worst are fuckin Providian!!!!

                  I so wanna yell in the phone "Learn to speak english dammit". I usually just totally lose it after I have repeated myself for the third time and if they try to upsell me anything... WHICH THEY ALWAYS DO... I just hang up.

                  I hate feeling like a bitch for doing it but I can't help it, I get so frustrated. I have done customer service before and did my best to be the OPPOSITE of the people that annoyed me the most. It always worked.

                  But yea... seriously... fuckin companies.. get people that speak english. This is ridiculous!
                  Lubna


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                    • MrIzzz
                      If u touch it, I will cum
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22923
                      #6
                      Originally posted by WonderWoman
                      OH MAN I SO AGREE!!!

                      The worst are fuckin Providian!!!!

                      I so wanna yell in the phone "Learn to speak english dammit". I usually just totally lose it after I have repeated myself for the third time and if they try to upsell me anything... WHICH THEY ALWAYS DO... I just hang up.

                      I hate feeling like a bitch for doing it but I can't help it, I get so frustrated. I have done customer service before and did my best to be the OPPOSITE of the people that annoyed me the most. It always worked.

                      But yea... seriously... fuckin companies.. get people that speak english. This is ridiculous!

                      amen girl, let it all out


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                        • WonderWoman
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                          • Dec 2005
                          • 1439
                          #7
                          Originally posted by MrIzzz
                          amen girl, let it all out
                          Goddammit.. I know this poll will come across as sounding racist but I am middle eastern and I learned the language!

                          I was responsible for training people to answer phones etc, and the other thing that got me was the black women with attitude. Sometimes I just wanna yell back at here... "Honey.. I axed you a question.. dont get bitchy with me."

                          Ok... Now I am officially going to get my ass kicked.

                          Lubna


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                            • MrIzzz
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                              • Sep 2003
                              • 22923
                              #8
                              Originally posted by WonderWoman
                              Goddammit.. I know this poll will come across as sounding racist but I am middle eastern and I learned the language!

                              I was responsible for training people to answer phones etc, and the other thing that got me was the black women with attitude. Sometimes I just wanna yell back at here... "Honey.. I axed you a question.. dont get bitchy with me."

                              Ok... Now I am officially going to get my ass kicked.


                              nah, this poll doesnt have a racist agenda at all i love everyone, but i'm tired of incompetence by companies that make you jump through hurdles to get an answer by phone.


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                                • davethetruth
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                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 2806
                                  #9
                                  indian/pakistani reading a script - I get maybe 20% of the time

                                  angry black woman - I don't get very often, but recently I got hung up on twice by angry black women at capital one busines, and I was being nice, they were just dumb.

                                  automated robot that makes you yell your options - This is what I get 80% of the time probably.

                                  All 3 are very common imho
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                                    • WiredGuy
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                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 34515
                                      #10
                                      Dell tech support. For the extra $359/PC for onsite service I buy, you can afford to put whitey on the phone. Not to sound racist, but goddamit I need someone who speaks English, not Pakienglish.
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                                        • mechanicvirus
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                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 4135
                                          #11
                                          Its a tie between the monotone guy from chase yesterday or the indian guy who kept yelling at me when i was activating my new bank card

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                                            • WonderWoman
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                                              • Dec 2005
                                              • 1439
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by davethetruth
                                              indian/pakistani reading a script - I get maybe 20% of the time

                                              angry black woman - I don't get very often, but recently I got hung up on twice by angry black women at capital one busines, and I was being nice, they were just dumb.

                                              automated robot that makes you yell your options - This is what I get 80% of the time probably.

                                              All 3 are very common imho
                                              "big boy... "

                                              "Please repeat"

                                              "BIG BOY!!"

                                              Lubna


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                                                • Cyndalie
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                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 3615
                                                  #13
                                                  how about cocky white bastards? forgot those unforgiving assholes.
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                                                    • WonderWoman
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                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                      • 1439
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                      Dell tech support. For the extra $359/PC for onsite service I buy, you can afford to put whitey on the phone. Not to sound racist, but goddamit I need someone who speaks English, not Pakienglish.
                                                      WG
                                                      I love how we all preface this with.. "not to sound racist, but..."

                                                      But you are totaly right, ESP when you paying for a warranty or customer service.
                                                      Lubna


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                                                        • AmateurFlix
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                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 7762
                                                          #15
                                                          I'll be real specific: Indian women with very thick accents. Indian men I can usually understand, however for some reason their language tends to be pronounced in a much higher pitch than most other languages I've heard. When some of the women from that region start talking it begins to resemble more like near-ultrasonic chirping noises than recognizable human speech to me.

                                                          If the above sounds like it could be a problem to anyone, I don't reccomend calling the HP support #'s LOL.

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                                                            • SilentKnight
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                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                              • 24812
                                                              #16
                                                              What always cracked me up when I worked as a call centre rep awhile back was when a southern redneck would call up and rant a solid 5 mins. about "those goddam fuckin' indians and packies" and how all the jobs were being outsourced over to India.

                                                              I'd be here in Canada listening to all this ignorant venom (with my mute button pressed and my feet up on the desk)...while carrying on a conversation with the co-worker in the cubicle next to me - Ahmed.

                                                              Then sometimes, just for fun...I'd intentionally escalate the call with a few choice comments - to the point the customer would ask to speak with a supervisor or manager.

                                                              I'd transfer him over to Ahmed.

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                                                                • Barefootsies
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                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                  • 42635
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                  Dell tech support. For the extra $359/PC for onsite service I buy, you can afford to put whitey on the phone. Not to sound racist, but goddamit I need someone who speaks English, not Pakienglish.
                                                                  WG
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                                                                    • MrIzzz
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                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 22923
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                      Dell tech support. For the extra $359/PC for onsite service I buy, you can afford to put whitey on the phone. Not to sound racist, but goddamit I need someone who speaks English, not Pakienglish.
                                                                      WG

                                                                      they should have a "preferred caller" thing when you pay for a certain amount, LOL, i love it


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                                                                        • iWeb_Kristin
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                                                                          • Mar 2006
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          no offense to anyone, but learning to speak english well is all about having the passion to communicate well... plus you can add great costumer service that not only meets customer demands but exceed customer expectations as well...
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                                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 58202
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Out sourced costumer support no doubt.


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                                                                                • Bdiddy
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                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                  • 2456
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                                  What always cracked me up when I worked as a call centre rep awhile back was when a southern redneck would call up and rant a solid 5 mins. about "those goddam fuckin' indians and packies" and how all the jobs were being outsourced over to India.

                                                                                  I'd be here in Canada listening to all this ignorant venom (with my mute button pressed and my feet up on the desk)...while carrying on a conversation with the co-worker in the cubicle next to me - Ahmed.

                                                                                  Then sometimes, just for fun...I'd intentionally escalate the call with a few choice comments - to the point the customer would ask to speak with a supervisor or manager.

                                                                                  I'd transfer him over to Ahmed.
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                                                                                    • Malicious Biz
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                                      • 4575
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      the ones that hang up on me as soon as I use the word 'fuck'

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                                                                                        • WiredGuy
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                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 34515
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                                          they should have a "preferred caller" thing when you pay for a certain amount, LOL, i love it
                                                                                          Yes, its a little hard getting onsite service when my call is going to Pakistan. I don't need this guy going through the script when I know I have a hard disk failure. Get the manager on the phone (in North America) and get him to get authorize a service call, that's all I'm looking for. I don't need to make sure the power is on and shit like that. Crazy the frustration customers have to go through for Dell to save a few bucks.
                                                                                          WG
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                                                                                            • dial
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                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                              • 1225
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              one of my best friends in the world I met through a tech support call....i call the general 800 # for tech support and just happen to get the one guy in the world that is about to move into my loft complex....it was crazy shit
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                                                                                                • iWeb_Allan
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by dial
                                                                                                  one of my best friends in the world I met through a tech support call....i call the general 800 # for tech support and just happen to get the one guy in the world that is about to move into my loft complex....it was crazy shit
                                                                                                  reminds me of the time when I used to work for a satellite company. I got a call from my ex-gf who now resides in San Fo. What a blast it was
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                                                                                                    • tony299
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                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                      • 57021
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      i love when indian says his name is john or if its a woman mary.i want to say no its not lol

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                                                                                                        • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                          • 18975
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          None of the above:

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                                                                                                            • Abyss_Vee
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                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                              • 5208
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                                                              come back and post in my poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                                              play with my poll!!!!!!!

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                                                                                                                • gecko
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                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                  • 21846
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I'll go with the first option
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                                                                                                                    • Choppa
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                                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                      • 4079
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      yes bloody Indians ( no offense)

                                                                                                                      many companies from Australia have call centres in india and it pisses me off as its difficult to understand them..."tenk u com again"
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                                                                                                                        • WebairGerard
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                                                                                                                          • Sep 2005
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          all of the above

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                                                                                                                            • CyberHustler
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                                                                                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                              • 28776
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              at sprint i dont get an angry black woman... i get what sounds like a fat lazy black woman... all the time! sounds like she's bored out of her fucking mind and hates her job to death.
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                                                                                                                                • G-Rotica
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                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 4258
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Why is they want to hang up the minute you use colorful language. It's just an indicator of how frustrated they have made you. I actually had a angry black bitch from Sprint tell me "Don't you fucking use that language with me" and I was like "you said fucking" and she hung up on me.

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                                                                                                                                    • dragon9
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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 123
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Why can't they find someone who speaks english. Damn it

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                                                                                                                                        • rowan
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 17393
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by choppa
                                                                                                                                          yes bloody Indians ( no offense)

                                                                                                                                          many companies from Australia have call centres in india and it pisses me off as its difficult to understand them..."tenk u com again"
                                                                                                                                          Yeah, every time I call GE Money (or they call me) I end up speaking to someone with a fairly thick Indian accent. They are generally reasonably easy to understand but occasionally they have no idea what I'm saying (aussiespeak?) and I have to rephrase the sentence.

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                                                                                                                                            • prepaidcarrie
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                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2006
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I really hate those automated too though...
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