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  • seeric
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    • Aug 2004
    • 41917

    #1

    As a guy, what do you do about laundry? Tip

    i call hookers.

    last week i called this hooker to come over.

    she said, "don't you wanna fuck?"

    i said " hell no, but theres 8 loads of horny laundry right there waitin to go!"

  • gdog
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    • Aug 2004
    • 1550

    #2
    I thought you lived in Pete's dads hotel, don't they do the laundry for you
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    • corvette
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      • Oct 2001
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      #3
      ha, thats great
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      • BAKO
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        • Jul 2005
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        #4
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        • PaulB IYP
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          • Nov 2005
          • 2164

          #5
          pick up the pile of clothes, put it in the machine, add soap, press start
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          • WiredGuy
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            • Aug 2002
            • 34515

            #6
            I can just imagine the look on a hookers face when you show her the laundry, lol.
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            • Juicy D. Links
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              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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              • O MARINA
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                • Mar 2003
                • 13794

                #8
                Airek she should pour half a bottle of bleach on all your dark clothes and some on you too

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                • seeric
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                  • Aug 2004
                  • 41917

                  #9
                  Originally posted by O MARINA
                  Airek she should pour half a bottle of bleach on all your dark clothes and some on you too

                  well, the first one couldn't do laundry. fucking dumbass. she puts bleach in with the colors and everything came out one color.

                  if i gotta teach a hooker how to do laundry thats just too much damn work.

                  whattya expect i guess. can't teach a hooker new tricks.

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                  • Babagirls
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                    • Feb 2001
                    • 18812

                    #10
                    Originally posted by platinumfeedspaul
                    pick up the pile of clothes, put it in the machine, add soap, press start
                    thats 2 steps too many for most males.




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                    • seeric
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                      • Aug 2004
                      • 41917

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Babagirls
                      thats 2 steps too many for most males.


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                      • Warning Pages
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                        • Mar 2006
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by A1R3K
                        i call hookers.

                        last week i called this hooker to come over.

                        she said, "don't you wanna fuck?"

                        i said " hell no, but theres 8 loads of horny laundry right there waitin to go!"


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                        • pornguy
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                          • Mar 2003
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                          #13
                          I do all the laundry around here, and then I hit my street corner. I am a hooker with skillz!
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                          • madawgz
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                            • Mar 2006
                            • 30509

                            #14
                            really??????????? thats a pretty good idea
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                            • G-Rotica
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                              • Aug 2005
                              • 4258

                              #15
                              My wife does mine. Good wifey...

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                              • Radical Nathan
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                                • Apr 2006
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                                #16
                                i generally let it sit until it tries to crawl away......maybe i'll go get ME a hooker....
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                                • Manowar
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                                  • Dec 2003
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                                  #17
                                  haha i wonder what they would say

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                                  • Pornwolf
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                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 22712

                                    #18
                                    That sounds like a great idea in Costa Rica.
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                                    • WonderWoman
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                                      • Dec 2005
                                      • 1439

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                                      i call hookers.

                                      last week i called this hooker to come over.

                                      she said, "don't you wanna fuck?"

                                      i said " hell no, but theres 8 loads of horny laundry right there waitin to go!"


                                      Good... you can do my laundry when you're done showing her how to do yours.

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                                      • Juicy D. Links
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                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 122992

                                        #20
                                        i lose socks all the time

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                                        • vod
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                                          • Jan 2006
                                          • 3510

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by A1R3K
                                          i call hookers.
                                          last week i called this hooker to come over.
                                          she said, "don't you wanna fuck?"
                                          i said " hell no, but theres 8 loads of horny laundry right there waitin to go!"
                                          A1R3K couple things i would suggest. first off call a cleaning service then ask if you tip well will they clean topless, call 5 places and you'll find a couple ;
                                          i used to pay $70 per week, 1 day a wk to clean, laundry, cook some food etc..

                                          or i would also suggest you pick yourself up The Laundry Advanced System (LADS) is the newest, most advanced field laundry system in the Army Inventory.

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                                          Cost: $225,000-$325,000.00.
                                          Capacity: 400 lb. of laundry per hour.
                                          Water usage: approximently 400 gallons per day

                                          It was built, under contract, by Guild Associates in Dublin, Ohio at a cost of $225,000.00 This price does not include the trailer, 30 kilowatt (kW) generator or any other government furnished items. Total price per unit runs $325,000.00 each.


                                          The LADS consists of two washing/drying systems. The LADS also includes a water recycle system, heating system, air system and control system. These systems support the operation of both washing/drying systems. The LADS components are mounted on an International Standards Organization (ISO) frame which can be mounted on a 22 ½ ton, M871 semi-trailer. The LADS uses external electrical power. This power is normally provided by a 30 kW, MEP-805A Tactical Quiet Generator Set (TQG). The LADS can also be operated with other field generators or commercial power. The LADS requires an external supply of potable water and an external supply of JP-8 fuel.


                                          I mean really A1R3K, how much Dirty Laundry we Talking ?


                                          The washing/drying system contains two washing/drying drums. Each drum is capable of washing, rinsing, extracting and drying 200 pounds of laundry per hour. Each drum is independently mounted to the LADS frame with four air bags and four shock absorbers. The air bags and shock absorbers reduce the amount of vibration that is transferred to the LADS structure when the drum(s) is rotating. Laundry is loaded into the drum through the see-thru front door.



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                                            • seeric
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                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 41917

                                              #23
                                              hahahahahahaha rob thats awesome. shit i gotta call those maid services. thats nothing 70 a week for laundry doers. whoooo hoo.

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                                              • sickbeatz
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                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 4993

                                                #24
                                                just buy new clothes, let the pile build until there's too much of it to hide

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                                                • Pornwolf
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                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 22712

                                                  #25
                                                  $70 a week is pretty cheap. I must look into that.
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                                                  • kandy kayne
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                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                    • 7

                                                    #26
                                                    get a maid and make her do it. only $75/week and your place will be clean too, cheaper than having your dry cleaner do your laundry and charge you by the pound.

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                                                    • fuzebox
                                                      making it rain
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 22359

                                                      #27
                                                      I have a maid but I do most my laundry myself... It's not that hard to toss the clothes into the machine and press a button...

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                                                      • Pipecrew
                                                        Master of Gfy.com
                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 14888

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                        hahahahahahaha rob thats awesome. shit i gotta call those maid services. thats nothing 70 a week for laundry doers. whoooo hoo.
                                                        You live in florida, its easy to get spanish people to do all the annoying things for you. For 1k/month I have a cleaning lady that comes twice a week, laundry and all, plus a fulltime cooking lady.

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                                                        • _Danielle_
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                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 949

                                                          #29
                                                          my my....you boys!!

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                                                          • Shocking
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                                                            • Feb 2006
                                                            • 523

                                                            #30
                                                            i have a huge mountain of clothes waiting to be done right now... but they will have to learn how to walk and get clean by them self. 'cause ?m not doing it. and the cleaning lady is coming on friday. Love the hooker idea!
                                                            she can do so many things while you?re resting for the next round.
                                                            but here in panama is so cheap. i pay 20 for one day cleaning every week and it is awesome. and trust me i pay a lot more than others do
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                                                            • thricer
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                                                              • Dec 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              lol, you call a hooker to do your laundry... that's interesting
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                                                              • Barefootsies
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                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                • 42635

                                                                #32
                                                                "Loan" money to sister or friends to whom you'll never see it again. They become indentured servants who now cook, clean, do dishes, and laundry for you.

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