Ambush Interview #89 CuriousToyBoy

nice choice for ambush

51 hawt interviews

This is going to be an awesome interview! After you get through all the questions Lindsay, tell us about your love affair with Paris Hilton

XO

Brad

Love this guy!

additional question for Lindsay: tell us more about this girl and what she did with her mother

Lindsay...my brother from another mother. This is going to be AWESOME!

I'm trying to find that pic of him holding my 250 lb. ass in the air like I'm weightless, while he's standing on a table that doesn't look like it could hold 20 lbs., beneath an airplane in a Costa Rican whorehouse/bar.

The whole time I was up there all I could think is..."Ok, he's about 285...I'm 250, oh, we're fucked. I hope the steel tube holding the table doesn't stick either one of us when the table breaks."

2hp

Fine pair you are

This will be fun

And the man of the moment makes his appearance... respectably late ....

Well fuck me sideways Scott !!

7.30am Wednesday 3rd May, I wake up after my usual 4 or so hours sleep to the glorious sunshine pouring in the window of my beachfront penthouse.

I worked hard and late last to clear the decks, so I could have a peaceful morning, pack my bags for the Seattle/Toronto trip (I fly out in a bit over 48 hours), go for a quick last swim in the ocean in front of the building (it's late Autumn here, and by the time I get back from the other side of the world it may be getting a tad chilly to really call enjoyable), then casually stroll down to a local cafe and have a nice big breakfast before leaving the Gold Coast and driving to Brisbane (about an hour or so north) for 2 days at my desk at LionDollars before I hit boards running on Thursday evening for an early birthday celebration dinner and then lots of drinks with family and friends at one of my favorite places in the world, the Breakfast Creek Hotel, home of REAL steak and REAL beer.....

Well that was the nice little illusion fucking shattered and stomped when I **briefly** stop to check my email and notice ICQ, Yahoo, AOL and MSN windows blinking like a fucking circus.

"Fucking hell", I thought, those mongrel bastards at hosting company name withheld because it makes for a better story have fucked up again - of course I thought a bunch of our servers were down.

But no.

It's fucking Scott Sleazy-fucking-dream arriving to destroy my ambience and ruin my serenity.



Seriously, I'm honored to be #89 in a VERY illustrious list, and even though I have sweet fuck all time to actually get anything done, let alone answer 36 pretty damn searching questions, AND, do them and the Ambush Interview tradition justice, I will be finished this interview BEFORE I get on the plane Friday.

Actually, it will be done before I go out Thursday, because I am going to be on it all night (as any one who knows me would know I do not party by halves), then Friday morning, Cinco De Mayo, being the actual celebration of my 39 years on this planet I will have breakfast with some dear friends who are past partying (or smarter then to do it with me), shoot to the airport and fly to Seattle, where some more very dear friends (about 70 at last count) will help me further into a rush for a liver transplant with my "Official Surprise Birthday Party" in Seattle (CLICK HERE - IT'S NOT TOO LATE !!.

Thanks to the wonders of the International Dateline and the timezones inherent thereto, I will actuall be able to stretch the 5th of May into about 40-odd hours, and with the Thursday leading in and the Saturday leading out, I should get a good 60 or so hours of solid drinking and partying in, less 13 hours sleep on the plane and a 4 hour layover in Los Angeles.

So here's the plan.

It's nearly 8am now, I have to be in Brisbane by 10am, so I am going to answer one question now, then go pack for the trip (yes people, I have Aussie gifts and Tim Tams as usual), shit/shower/shave, answer a 2nd question, then book it to Brisbane, whereupon arriving, I shall continue my quest to finish this bloody thing while still actually getting some work done.

Thanks to everyone who has posted so far and their kind thoughts, and the ubiquitous man behind FUBAR, my good friend Jules, for not posting the worst of his pics of me too early in the piece.

I shall return after a momentary cigarette break.

Question #1

1. Everyone wants to know, as there are lots of rhumors - are you straight, gay or bi?



Kevin Spacey has been quoted as saying "I am not heterosexual, I am not homosexual, I am just sexual."

I have been called everything from "the gayest straight man I have ever known" to "the straightest acting fag I've met mate". Shit, even CJ (Purve.com), who I have the pleasure of sharing the Penthouse with, calls me "her gay roommate".

Just because I matched my bed linen with the towels and mats in the ensuite bathroom ? Hardly fair.....

Oh, and then their are the complementary bedside lamps.......



Seriously? I am not gay. Kieran (FlogTheLog) who works for me is gay (he's not, standing GFY joke that one.... I started it !!). Trisexual is a cliche, and I'm not trisexual anyway. I am not bi-sexual, although there have been a couple of times where bits have touched during sexual carryings on, it doesn't do it for me.

Fundamentally I am a WHAMWASH...

White Heterosexual Australian Male With A Sense Of Humor

I say to many gay friends, in and out of the industry, "Buddy, you are a lovely guy and a beautiful person, but unfortunately I have this incredible love of breasts and incredible dislike of penises, so if you want to go and get a nice boob job, get the gear and tackle lopped off, we could probably have a wonderful life together."

I say to many straight friends, again in and out of the industry, "Listen here pal, if I ever decide to come out of the closet, you haven't got a fucking choice, so just get over it."

Many of you reading this would have heard me say either or both. Probably WAY too many times.

The real story is I am so comfortable with who I am I really don't care. I can kiss a guy (and there is recent GFY evidence to prove that), I can hug everyone (if I like them, I NEVER hug someone I don't like) and can be physically emotionally expressive out the ying yang because I seriouslyu do not give a fuck.

I have been in and out of the sex industry for nearly 25 years, this internet thing just being a different iteration. I started driving escorts to jobs before I had a drivers licence, I've bounced in, managed and owend strip clubs and brothels, I've shot porn on BOTH sides of the camera, and I still have an interest in Brisbane's biggest Swingers Club (http://www.mikesplace.com.au).

SO don;t call me gay or call me straight.

Call me Lindsay.

Great first answer
Honestly I thought you where gay. Learn new things every day

You are an amazing character

He he he he

What? AM I off the Toronto dinner invite list now ?

Hey little buddy.

If my start is any indication my bloody answers alone will take 9 pages !!!!

I am getting VERY Brad Mitchellesque.

He he he

great questions

Lindsay is an awesome guy. congrats bro
Duke

And that, my friend...is why I love you. Outstanding answer.

Can't wait to see you in Toronto.

One of my all time favorite pics ...... with a pretty damn fine guy I might add...

ANYONE can get a nice set of tits rubbed into your head, but to get your bald
scone kissed by Mr Izzz.

Now THAT'S something special.

This is gonna be a good one

Close Lloyd, but no cigar mate

I don't have the needs to let things drag on.

As I said above though, my friggin' answers may take that long !!

Thanks for dropping in mate.

yey, lindsay hugs me. whooooot. and i have already been told the "dont have a fucking choice int he amtter" thing. i believe him. i'm horrified and pray that he doesn't turn gay becasue i havent got a chance.

Ahhhhh... Can't wait to hear these answers. I feel bad for anybody who hasn't had the chance to spend a few minutes chatting with this guy. He is a fucking riot!

Chorus:
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)

Repeat Chorus

(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)

Repeat Chorus

(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)

Repeat Chorus

(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)

Repeat Chorus twice

<FX>phone rings<FX>

Kermit: "Hello?... Just a second... It's for you..."

Mahna Mahna (from the other end of the phone line): Mahna Mahna!

Wallace: "The question is, what is a Mahna Mahna?"
Statler: "The question is, who cares?

http://www.poppyfields.net/poppy/mahna.au

Yay...yay....and yaaaaaaay!!!

I can't wait to read the rest of this interview!!
Somehow CTB manages to endear himself to just about everyone...present company include

That Lindsay SURE is the life of the party! ;)

fuck you, sherm!!! now i'm stuck with this song in my head

Lindsay is a super duper guy! I have a great time with him.

pics and interview

CTB, i look forward to reading your answers!! This should be funny.

And Jules, thanks again for the amazing pix.

Ahhhh Chad.

My favorite gay recovering alcoholic lawyer, and good buddy.

Want to talk heterophobic ?

I shared a room with this beautiful man in Prague for AOE last year. We had the ENORMOUS king size bed as big as a basketball half court (well, almost anyway) to share, while CuriousTim and his buddy Alex shared the room upstairs in this huge suite Tim found us at Andels in the city centre.

I get home from the first night out (previous pictures of the Tasty & Live Party bear testiment to the jolliness of all) and lo and behold, Chad had stacked every pillow, every cushion, every settee, everything he could find into a wall down the middle of the bed !!!!

Isn't it the straight guy that is supposed to be afraid of what may happen during the night ?



Love you Princess

And on that, I must finish packing and get my sorry little ass to the LionDollars office, leaving the CuriousCash home office behind.

t's my ambush and I'll SPAM if I want to....



Be back soon enough to knock off a few more questions....

Question #2

AH fuck it, I'll do number 2 really quick.....

2. Isn't it time you waxed your ass and your back?

I have been getting my back waxed for about 15 years.

I HATE hairy backs. It's just my thing.

Memories of that very first time still, and without fail, cause me to quiver and break out into cold sweats.

It fucking hurt.

A lot.

An awful lot.

But those days are far behind me, shit, I fall asleep more often than not these days when I get it done, I shit you not.

So why not my ass ?

I did it once, many, many years ago, at the insistence on my then wife.

Have you ever tried to sit on a chair while the itch of the hair growing back on your backside drives you ever and ever closer to a psychopathic episode ?

NEVER again.

Bitch

This is going to be a great thread. Excellent pics.

me thinks this line will get used alot in ambushes to come ......

just use hair clippers on the lowest setting for your ass.

itll trim em really short and you wont have ingrown hair

if you can take a little heat try nair butt i wouldnt suggest it between the cheeks unless you can really take the heat.

It's always nice to take a cherry, even at #89.

Lindsay is a gem. Go get em' mate.

Lindsay, you sexy man beast!! I refuse to miss a word of this interview!! And Happy Birthday early hon!!

When my bro comes home once every month or so, he never disturbs the energy flow of our home...he brings his own flavour to his home away from home and the synergy is awesome....

There is no greater love than the love of a good friend......

who is that dude in the middle!? he's cute