A guy from Norway got sick of the cold and decided to move to a warmer place. He makes a snowman, puts it on the bonnet of his car, and says to himself - "I will not stop driving until I reach a place where people haven't ever seen snow and ask me what that thing on the bonnet of my car is".
So he drives and drives and drives until he reaches Africa, he stops in a small village, gets surrounded by curious natives who say to him " hey, what's that thing on the bonnet of your car????"
"Great, this place is warm, people are nice, I'm going to settle here."
A week later his mom gets worried so she decides to go visit. She finally arrives in the village, finds the only other white guy there and asks him about her son.
"Well, I'm not quite sure what happened", the guy says, "you son was here for 5 days, then he took one black guy, put in on the bonnet of his car and sped away...."
...the jokes you hear in South Africa