Originally Posted by Porn Girl

BIG COCONUTS VS SMALL COCONUTS

Big Coconuts:
-They Float better
-More expensive
-Have a place to carry more booze
-Always looks better for decoration
-Has More milk

Small Coconuts:
-More firm
-Always looks younger
-Takes longer to fall off of a tree
-Know that anything more than a handful is a waste
-Will not be accused of being genetically modified food