office debate - man versus lion- opinions please

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • TeaseEntertainments2
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 1492

    #1

    office debate - man versus lion- opinions please

    you with an aluminum baseball bat versus a full gorwn male lion (that has no claws and no teeth)

    who knocks who out first in an octagon?
    Last edited by TeaseEntertainments2; 05-01-2006, 09:06 AM.
  • StuartD
    Sofa King Band
    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #2
    So one gets a weapon and the other has it's natural weapons taken away? That's fair.

    Still though, you'd be no match even with your little metal bat.
    This is me on facebook
    This is me on twitter

    Comment

    • psili
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2003
      • 5526

      #3
      I'd hazard to guess the bite-force of even a toothless lion could do some wicked damage, especially since it'd probably go for the jugular right away and crush the neck.
      Your post count means nothing.

      Comment

      • NetCamper
        Registered User
        • May 2006
        • 8

        #4
        I'd pick the lion..I dont think youd get more that 1 shot with the bat..and even if you hit it..not sure it would do much more than piss it off

        Comment

        • tyler.
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2006
          • 1653

          #5
          that's a tough one , but ill stick with the lion

          Comment

          • Libertine
            sex dwarf
            • May 2002
            • 17860

            #6
            Give the man a sword, and he might just have a small chance.
            /(bb|[^b]{2})/

            Comment

            • Why
              MFBA
              • Mar 2003
              • 7230

              #7
              id go with the lion.

              Comment

              • The Captain
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2005
                • 1558

                #8
                well only way the dude with the baseball bat is winning if he gets one good swing before the lion knocks him down bites down on this throat even with no teeth you wont beable to breathe.... So I say lion wins
                Make Your Money Go | Make Your Traffic Go

                Comment

                • WiredGuy
                  Pounding Googlebot
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 34516

                  #9
                  Lion, the sheer force that he'd come at you with would take you down. Granted, killing you would be hard, but he'd have a much easier time keeping you down than you swinging a bat.
                  WG
                  I play with Google.

                  Comment

                  • dynastoned
                    mmm yeah!
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 5061

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SlickCash Jordan
                    you with an aluminum baseball bat versus a full gorwn male lion (that has no claws and no teeth)

                    who knocks who out first in an octagon?
                    500-600lb lion vs 200lb man with a baseball bat. i say you'd get gummed to death before you could knock out that lion.

                    Comment

                    Working...