FBI Assassin Selection Finalized!

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  • com
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 4541

    #1

    FBI Assassin Selection Finalized!

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
    checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists.

    Two men and a woman.

    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
    door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
    instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside! the room you will
    find your wife sitting in a chair.... Kill Her !!"
    The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
    Then the agent said, "You are not the right man for this job.
    Take your wife and go home."

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
    went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
    tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

    The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
    to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
    Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

    After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
    stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
    "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
    "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

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  • Solid Bob
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    • Apr 2006
    • 1213

    #2
    Seen that one before but it's funny.
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    • com
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      • Aug 2003
      • 4541

      #3
      rofldongs

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      • CaptainWolfy
        Playa
        • Dec 2005
        • 8439

        #4
        lol this is very funny

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        • RayBonga
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          • Nov 2005
          • 12164

          #5
          I knew that one but still made me laugh

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          • xclusive
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            • Apr 2004
            • 35218

            #6
            lol that's a great one

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            • woj
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              • Jul 2002
              • 47880

              #7
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              • tyler.
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2006
                • 1653

                #8
                that's funny

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                • Manowar
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                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9

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                  • dakota1358
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                    • Oct 2005
                    • 2114

                    #10
                    That was funny
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                    • Choppa
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                      • Mar 2006
                      • 4079

                      #11
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                      • cranki
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                        • Feb 2005
                        • 5162

                        #12

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                        • Mike_AWP
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                          • Apr 2006
                          • 1004

                          #13
                          wtf..


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                          • u-Bob
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                            • Jul 2005
                            • 33063

                            #14
                            old but funny

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