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  • emjay
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    • Dec 2004
    • 4280
    #1

    Two IT guys were chatting in a bar...

    Two IT guys were chatting in a bar after work.
    "Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar."
    "What did you do?" says the other IT guy.
    "Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."
    "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
    "I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."
    "Really? You got a new laptop?"
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    • Ecchi22
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      • Nov 2005
      • 10012
      #2
      hehehe nice joke ;)

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        • cranki
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          • Feb 2005
          • 5162
          #3
          hahahhahahahaaa

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            • u-Bob
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              • Jul 2005
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              #4
              hehe

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                • vantage
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                  • Jun 2005
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                  #5
                  hehe funny...

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                        • PussyTeenies
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                          #7
                          whahahahah
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                            • Scott McD
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                              • Nov 2002
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                              #8
                              Sounds about right...


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                                • kuthi123
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                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 6478
                                  #9
                                  good twist in the end

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                                    • Violetta
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                                      #10
                                      haha... Good one!
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                                        • Magalie
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                                          • Feb 2006
                                          • 877
                                          #11
                                          Funny ! I like it..
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                                            • BluewireAngie
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                                              • Apr 2006
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                                              #12
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                                                • The Duck
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                                                  #13
                                                  good one lol
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                                                    • Spunky
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                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 133978
                                                      #14
                                                      Lol..that was funny

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                                                        • tyler.
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                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 1653
                                                          #15
                                                          nice

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                                                            • Wiggles
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                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 14423
                                                              #16
                                                              IT guys don't meet women, so inaccurate ;)
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                                                                • martinsc
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                                                                  • Jun 2005
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                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • Furious_Female
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
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                                                                      #18
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                                                                        • G-Rotica
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                                                                          • Aug 2005
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          100% geek

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                                                                            • white-rob-like-whoa
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                                                                              • Mar 2006
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              What kind of laptop was it?
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                                                                                • MrQ
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                                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                                  • 91
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Wait... what were the specs? CPU? RAM? HDD? Cupsize?

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                                                                                    • vicki
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                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                      • 1478
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      IT guys reboot faster! lol cute ;)
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                                                                                        • AntiDrama
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Stupid Fucking Joke... Did Not Laugh ~ Waste Of Time, Still Looking For Good Punch Line.

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                                                                                            • MrQ
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                                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                                              • 91
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by AntiDrama
                                                                                              Stupid Fucking Joke... Did Not Laugh ~ Waste Of Time, Still Looking For Good Punch Line.

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                                                                                                • WDchris
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                                                  • 612
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Good one. I just sent it to my IT guy.

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                                                                                                    • Marshal
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      really nice one!
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                                                                                                        • pussyluver
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                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                          • 11009
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          WOW, So then he fucked her while posting on GFY!

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                                                                                                            • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Hahahaha. That's good.

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                                                                                                                • Andiz
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                                                                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                  • 2594
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  hehe nice one

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                                                                                                                    • Downtime
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                                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                                      • 7320
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      lmao that's a great one
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                                                                                                                        • Pete-KT
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                                                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                          • 51532
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          thats a good one

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                                                                                                                            • strobi
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                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Haha! good one!!

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                                                                                                                                • Ycaza
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                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  dude, what kind of laptop?
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                                                                                                                                    • Manowar
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                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      hahahaha

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                                                                                                                                        • gimo33
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          its a nice joke
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                                                                                                                                            • Warden
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                                                                                                                                              Damn IT guys. Now if they were porn IT guys they would have hooked up the webcam and shot some content at the same time!
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                                                                                                                                                • Drunken Sam
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                                                                                                                                                  • May 2004
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by white-rob-like-whoa
                                                                                                                                                  What kind of laptop was it?
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                                                                                                                                                    • jaromir
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                                                                                                                                                      lol I bought this week new notebook too this Is classic IT joje
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                                                                                                                                                        • Choppa
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                                                              #40





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                                                                                                                                                                • Screaming
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  heh nice nice...

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                                                                                                                                                                    • madawgz
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      what kind of laptop was it?
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Michaelious
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                                                                                                                                                                          lol thats sad, but pretty true

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Kard63
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                              Anyone who had rather get a strange piece of pussy than a new laptop is fucked in the head. I'm with the nerds.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      I wanna know about the laptop too

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Just_Dave
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          that was prety funny

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • skinnay
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                                                                                                                                                                                              whats a laptop?
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