Real women have:

**Scott McD** · 04-27-2006, 04:12 PM

Sadly that's all true...

**ready lube** · 04-27-2006, 04:13 PM

You forgot morning breath

**Libertine** · 04-27-2006, 04:13 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

Pimples.
Stretch marks.
Big asses.
Boobs that over time get lower.
Wrinkles, sooner or later.
Fluctuations in weight.
Bitchy days.
Headaches.
Days when they just want you to listen to them talking about their friend's hair. (Boooooring)...
Lots more...

God, how I love porn.

**Dagwolf** · 04-27-2006, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by ready lube

You forgot morning breath

No, I was being a gentleman.

**Snake Doctor** · 04-27-2006, 04:17 PM

She fucked me

**ready lube** · 04-27-2006, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

No, I was being a gentleman.

I guess I missed that part...was it before or after the big asses comment

**Dagwolf** · 04-27-2006, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by ready lube

I guess I missed that part...was it before or after the big asses comment

I like big butts. :D

**BlackCrayon** · 04-27-2006, 04:22 PM

i think both men and women have high expectations of the opposite sex.

**ready lube** · 04-27-2006, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

I like big butts. :D

...and I can not lie...

**Dagwolf** · 04-27-2006, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by ready lube

...and I can not lie...

It's getting hot in here!

**ready lube** · 04-27-2006, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

It's getting hot in here!

...so get some Ready Lube...

**tASSy** · 04-27-2006, 04:39 PM

even the real women with fake parts are still real.

we all have days like this. including you men.

we don't even work in a FANTASY - have you gone to a show? and seen any of these people up front? ... including me! there are still human beings beneath it all.

**triumph** · 04-27-2006, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by ready lube

You forgot morning breath

thats why you do not stick around til morning! Drop the load, and then jet!

**Dagwolf** · 04-27-2006, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by tASSy

even the real women with fake parts are still real.

we all have days like this. including you men.

we don't even work in a FANTASY - have you gone to a show? and seen any of these people up front? ... including me! there are still human beings beneath it all.

Hey, I know.

The pictures are the fantasy, models are real women... Pictures don't have morning breath.

**AdultInsider Cloner** · 04-27-2006, 04:46 PM

I love em all

I just won't have sex with em all ;)

**Screaming** · 04-27-2006, 04:47 PM

damn straight man and gotta love us

**chase** · 04-27-2006, 05:36 PM

That's why I like "imperfections"....
they are more touchable, more reachable....
more real.

There is a time and a place for fantasy, and a little fantasy can make reality even better.

But the imperfect human touch is something that I wouldn't ever trade for the cold touch of fantasy.

**madawgz** · 04-27-2006, 06:34 PM

i think i would like the artificial women :2orglaughs

**WWC-Pajio** · 04-27-2006, 06:34 PM

... I guess you're right!!

**Choppa** · 04-27-2006, 06:38 PM

think Einstein once stated " imagination is more important than reality"

**sniperwolf** · 04-27-2006, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

Pimples.
Stretch marks.
Big asses.
Boobs that over time get lower.
Wrinkles, sooner or later.
Fluctuations in weight.
Bitchy days.
Headaches.
Days when they just want you to listen to them talking about their friend's hair. (Boooooring)...
Lots more...

Get used to it, guys. :D We only WORK in a fantasy world.

I love real women.

hehe.. nice I like that

**Ace_luffy** · 04-27-2006, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

Pimples.
Stretch marks.
Big asses.
Boobs that over time get lower.
Wrinkles, sooner or later.
Fluctuations in weight.
Bitchy days.
Headaches.
Days when they just want you to listen to them talking about their friend's hair. (Boooooring)...
Lots more...

Get used to it, guys. :D We only WORK in a fantasy world.

I love real women.

**Stacey_JoinRightNow** · 04-27-2006, 11:31 PM

I used to doubt if I am a real women, now I know... lol...

**Vitasoy** · 04-27-2006, 11:32 PM

True.. no body is perfect.

**Porko** · 04-27-2006, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by ready lube

You forgot morning breath

forgot that they have intestines inside

**Gin Hoi** · 04-28-2006, 12:51 AM

They also have cocks.

Or maybe I have just been in Thailand too long...

**Dagwolf** · 04-28-2006, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow

I used to doubt if I am a real women, now I know... lol...

I keep forgetting.

I keep thinking Stacey is the masculine spelling. Sorry.

**PussyTeenies** · 04-28-2006, 12:55 AM

you forgot the never ending demands for $$

**2HousePlague** · 04-28-2006, 12:56 AM

Yeah, maybe we should start giving them a little more credit during their "downtime" --

2hp

**gecko** · 04-28-2006, 01:30 AM

I notice this everytime I go out. ;)

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